(12-08-2013, 09:00 AM)DeimosRuhk Wrote: [ -> ]Hi all.
I'll play the Gnomes. I never played this game before, am still trying to figure out the rules, and will most likely get stomped in short order. 
How much will I owe for the game? I was a little confused over whether my first month is free or if there is a "Setup Fee" in addition to the monthly Scout Fee that I signed for.
Anywho, nice to meet you all!
Welcome DeimosRuhk,
For all new players, see the thread on How to Join a Game. You're first game there is no setup, but you do get your monthly subscription via PayPal. Also, you need to join the forum and sign up under the game forming thread (like DeimosRuhk did here to claim the last spot in this game).
(12-07-2013, 09:59 PM)kevindusi Wrote: [ -> ]I'm game to go in as the Gnomes (even though nobody likes them)...
Nobody likes the Gnomes?!? Man, with statements like that you could give my peeps a complex!
Try to be nice, cuz' we the little guys!
Harken the wise, for we play with loaded dice!
Now take back your slander, foul words from foul heart -
Else we'll give quite a' start, when we match hurt with candor!
Thus make you an ass, to be seen by ev'ry an' all!
To wake up in the grass, pissed on by a Gnome most tall!
;P
Nobody likes them
They are short and smell like cheese
What a great haiku
Some cheese is smelly;
Others taste yucky to eat;
While most need to age.
(12-09-2013, 02:03 AM)kevindusi Wrote: [ -> ]Nobody likes them
They are short and smell like cheese
What a great haiku
Ran out of ammo after the first two lines, eh? Had to stretch to 17? Was that your Troll Poet Laureate?
A young Gnome with a penchant for luck
Said "I really hope this doesn't suck"
He started to frown
As he looked all around
Thinking "Wow, I'm sure in the muck"
(A poet laureate I'm not. So sue me)
What kingdoms are still open here?