09-07-2020, 07:17 PM
(09-07-2020, 05:15 PM)The Painted Man Wrote:(09-07-2020, 04:38 PM)The Gray Mouser Wrote: Well, trees do get stuck in our teeth, and you wouldn't believe how much hygienists charge a dragon for a teeth cleaning. Has something to do with their high mortality rate, I believe. These were accidental deaths: its hard for us to not bite down for 30 minutes. There was no intentional malice. Cases are usually dismissed with alacrity.
HAHAHAHA I saw a dragon once. Fed all twelve of my wives and roughly 30 children (I lost count, and have thrown more than one off the cliff due to excessive crying) for nearly a month. We used the teeth to make our version of a white picket fence around the castle. Only made it halfway, though. Can you send another dragon?
You humans are a bit far away. You may have to wait your turn. But stay in touch.