No Humans - 5490

[Brekk]

On a boat in Florida. Will try to get turn done tonight.

Jealous!

[uncledarkseid]

On a boat in Florida. Will try to get turn done tonight.

Jealous!

On my toilet in Ohio.  Turn is in. Anyone need to purchase an Ipad?

[Senior Tactician]

We would love to have you but Nyvaria has a very strict "no dragon" policy.  We have a sign and everything.  Besides there is enough smell with all the sulfur around here.

Oh you do, do you?
RD

Indeed, that includes both kinds of flying dragons, as well as the tiny walking kind.

Oye como va
Mi rugido
Bueno pa' matar
Diabla

The Lord of Hell fears not the roar of mere mortal beings, be they large or small.  Coincidentally, Netflix has just released the next and final season of Lucifer.  If you haven't seen it, its worth a watch, its sort of a comedy crime drama with a supernatural twist.

[Wookie Panz]

It seems the only player who has not used the ready button to process the turn is a new player, Flevis. 
Felvis, welcome to Alamaze.  We know you had some log in trouble and had to change your avatar from Jonchanson.  If you are having any difficulty getting orders processed and have questions you can ask here on the forum.  There are plenty of us that can help you out if you need it.  We can also send you our private email addresses to help you outside of the forum but can't violate the communication rules for this specific game.  This game is forum only coms on the late season turns so turns 1,4,7, ect.
If you do have your orders done you can go from the orders screen to the ready page by clicking the ready section at the top of the page.  On the ready page just click on ready for your position and the turn will process as soon as everyone has checked off.

[unclemike]

It seems the only player who has not used the ready button to process the turn is a new player, Flevis. 
Felvis, welcome to Alamaze.  We know you had some log in trouble and had to change your avatar from Jonchanson.  If you are having any difficulty getting orders processed and have questions you can ask here on the forum.  There are plenty of us that can help you out if you need it.  We can also send you our private email addresses to help you outside of the forum but can't violate the communication rules for this specific game.  This game is forum only coms on the late season turns so turns 1,4,7, ect.
If you do have your orders done you can go from the orders screen to the ready page by clicking the ready section at the top of the page.  On the ready page just click on ready for your position and the turn will process as soon as everyone has checked off.

I think he knows because he's also in the steel don't fly game which is on turn 29...

[Wookie Panz]

It seems the only player who has not used the ready button to process the turn is a new player, Flevis. 
Felvis, welcome to Alamaze.  We know you had some log in trouble and had to change your avatar from Jonchanson.  If you are having any difficulty getting orders processed and have questions you can ask here on the forum.  There are plenty of us that can help you out if you need it.  We can also send you our private email addresses to help you outside of the forum but can't violate the communication rules for this specific game.  This game is forum only coms on the late season turns so turns 1,4,7, ect.
If you do have your orders done you can go from the orders screen to the ready page by clicking the ready section at the top of the page.  On the ready page just click on ready for your position and the turn will process as soon as everyone has checked off.

I think he knows because he's also in the steel don't fly game which is on turn 29...

Thanks U.M.  That's good to know.

[Senior Tactician]

DE - TY   Hey uh, sup boss.  The, uh, Demons, I guess, uh were, you know kicking around the idea of... maybe recruiting some orcs in the untamed lands?  (STOP PANDERING YOU SIMP, TELL HIM WE WILL DEVOUR HIS SOUL!)

Uh yeah, they can be a little dramatic. So, if that's, like, cool or whatever, they have this town down there and you can like totally have it, like for nothing.  (WE WILL DO AS WE PLEASE YOU IDIOT, WHAT ARE YOU WIMPERING ABOUT!!)

I just wanted to ah, you know touch base and let you know, you might see some uh, you know nobody important or anything, just, you know just talking to the orcs. You know they, like, have this theory or whatever that orcs were spawned by Demons, uh, you know... humans with Demons.  Silly, yeah I know, but uh... (THE ORCS ARE OUR CHILDREN AND WE WILL LEAD THEM TO DOMINATION OVER THIS WORLD!!!)

So yeah, um, just uh, no hostile intentions this season, like, at all, just a little talking to the local orcs, you know.

Cool bruh?

[Ry Vor]

 

I think that message may have raised suspicions on the true intent of the Demon Princes, despite the mouth of Sauron's soothing tones. Maybe I am just not as trusting as I should be.

[Senior Tactician]

 

I think that message may have raised suspicions on the true intent of the Demon Princes, despite the mouth of Sauron's soothing tones.  Maybe I am just not as trusting as I should be.

Raised suspi... ah nah nah bruh, These Demons they just like, you know, they want uh, just to like, be accepted you know?  (WE WILL RULE YOU ALL!!)  Naaa, pffft, don't listen to him... he just uh, his shorts are too tight I think.

[VballMichael]

Black dragons smell like ass.

Get used to smelling ass.

NE - BL
I realize the smell of black dragons will be everywhere, but are we actually destined to be the only two kingdoms fighting on turn 2? With silence, I will assume the worst and we will be at war. Good luck to you and yours.