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**Pine Needle** · 05-02-2023, 01:40 PM

(05-01-2023, 08:06 PM)gkmetty Wrote:
(05-01-2023, 05:05 PM)Pine Needle Wrote: FO-Most Despised and Evilest of all the kingdoms Demon Princes-

Care to sell me that key for 15k gold? I know the number.

Let me know, I'd say thanks but you don't care about such niceties and even look down on them,

FO

Asmodeus, the key? Levistus, the key? Set, one of our servants must have the key. Levistus, we do plan on using the key. Asmodeus, but what of the offer from that foul being? Set, the foul being? oh I had Forgotten, HA HA HA. Levistus, HA Ha. Asmodeus, ha. Levistus, we could possibly sell the key. Set, yes but the amount offered is not enough. Asmodeus, I do like gold but I also like jewelry. Levistus, how much then? Set, 30,000 gold. Asmodeus, in this weather that is a small fortune. Set, yes but we do like jewelry and the Forgotten will recover most of that amount when defeating the guardian. Asmodeus, it is settled, messenger take our reply to your Prime Minister.

The trade envoy returned... "Sir? Sir? Your Incompleteness?" he stammered. "So you've returned. What do the demons want for the key?" "Sir..." "Get out with it!" "Sir... they will give you the key, but they want one of your toes in return..." "They want a toe? I can get them a toe, believe me. I can get a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon!"

"No, sir... not a toe. Your toe." "Hmmm... I see... [counts under his breath to 7]... do you think they'd take something else?"
"They mentioned something about 30,000 gold." "Very good."

Order is in.

**uncledarkseid** · (This post was last modified: 05-02-2023, 08:30 PM by uncledarkseid.)

SO-NE or anyone
I have a need of that 12,000 food. Can trade 6k gold but would prefer you just gifted it to me out of the kindness of your non-existent Necromancer heart

**Windstar** · 05-02-2023, 08:34 PM

DA-->CI
It seems as though you decided to visit my homelands. I hope that this is just a sight seeing trip.
If you truly do attack, then you will box in our friend, the NE, and then he will either attack one of us leading to a 2 on 1, or he will build up with no one to check his progress.
No bad on the NE, though.

**Pine Needle** · 05-02-2023, 08:47 PM

(05-02-2023, 08:30 PM)uncledarkseid Wrote: SO-NE or anyone
I have a need of that 12,000 food. Can trade 6k gold but would prefer you just gifted it to me out of the kindness of your non-existent Necromancer heart

FO-SO I will be happy to make that trade, arcane master. Perhaps you will share your spell book with my wizards?

Order is in.

**uncledarkseid** · 05-02-2023, 11:40 PM

(05-02-2023, 08:47 PM)Pine Needle Wrote:
(05-02-2023, 08:30 PM)uncledarkseid Wrote: SO-NE or anyone
I have a need of that 12,000 food. Can trade 6k gold but would prefer you just gifted it to me out of the kindness of your non-existent Necromancer heart

FO-SO I will be happy to make that trade, arcane master. Perhaps you will share your spell book with my wizards?

Order is in.

In as well. Gracias

**gkmetty** · 05-03-2023, 12:37 PM

(05-02-2023, 01:40 PM)Pine Needle Wrote:
(05-01-2023, 08:06 PM)gkmetty Wrote:
(05-01-2023, 05:05 PM)Pine Needle Wrote: FO-Most Despised and Evilest of all the kingdoms Demon Princes-

Care to sell me that key for 15k gold? I know the number.

Let me know, I'd say thanks but you don't care about such niceties and even look down on them,

FO

Asmodeus, the key? Levistus, the key? Set, one of our servants must have the key. Levistus, we do plan on using the key. Asmodeus, but what of the offer from that foul being? Set, the foul being? oh I had Forgotten, HA HA HA. Levistus, HA Ha. Asmodeus, ha. Levistus, we could possibly sell the key. Set, yes but the amount offered is not enough. Asmodeus, I do like gold but I also like jewelry. Levistus, how much then? Set, 30,000 gold. Asmodeus, in this weather that is a small fortune. Set, yes but we do like jewelry and the Forgotten will recover most of that amount when defeating the guardian. Asmodeus, it is settled, messenger take our reply to your Prime Minister.
The trade envoy returned... "Sir? Sir? Your Incompleteness?" he stammered. "So you've returned. What do the demons want for the key?" "Sir..." "Get out with it!" "Sir... they will give you the key, but they want one of your toes in return..." "They want a toe? I can get them a toe, believe me. I can get a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon!"

"No, sir... not a toe. Your toe." "Hmmm... I see... [counts under his breath to 7]... do you think they'd take something else?"
"They mentioned something about 30,000 gold." "Very good."

Order is in.

Order entered

**uncledarkseid** · 05-03-2023, 04:03 PM

Looking for food, make an offer plz

**Strylian** · (This post was last modified: 05-04-2023, 12:37 AM by Strylian.)

(05-03-2023, 04:03 PM)uncledarkseid Wrote: Looking for food, make an offer plz

The Sorcerer King seeks to strike a deal with the Necromancer Kingdom for much-needed sustenance in this harsh ice age? Food is scarce, and even though the Necromancer Kingdom may be able to sustain our troops without food, you mortals must find ways to keep your armies fed amid dwindling resources. We would only be willing to part with 12,000 pieces of food for a premium price of 8,000 gold and the soul of your firstborn.

**uncledarkseid** · 05-04-2023, 07:51 AM

(05-04-2023, 12:37 AM)Strylian Wrote:
(05-03-2023, 04:03 PM)uncledarkseid Wrote: Looking for food, make an offer plz

The Sorcerer King seeks to strike a deal with the Necromancer Kingdom for much-needed sustenance in this harsh ice age? Food is scarce, and even though the Necromancer Kingdom may be able to sustain our troops without food, you mortals must find ways to keep your armies fed amid dwindling resources. We would only be willing to part with 12,000 pieces of food for a premium price of 8,000 gold and the soul of your firstborn.

I will trade for your certainly delicious morsels under those terms, only if we make it a three turn deal, and yes I have three children.

**Strylian** · (This post was last modified: 05-04-2023, 12:11 PM by Strylian.)

(05-04-2023, 07:51 AM)uncledarkseid Wrote:
(05-04-2023, 12:37 AM)Strylian Wrote:
(05-03-2023, 04:03 PM)uncledarkseid Wrote: Looking for food, make an offer plz

The Sorcerer King seeks to strike a deal with the Necromancer Kingdom for much-needed sustenance in this harsh ice age? Food is scarce, and even though the Necromancer Kingdom may be able to sustain our troops without food, you mortals must find ways to keep your armies fed amid dwindling resources. We would only be willing to part with 12,000 pieces of food for a premium price of 8,000 gold and the soul of your firstborn.

I will trade for your certainly delicious morsels under those terms, only if we make it a three turn deal, and yes I have three children.

The Necromancer Kingdom can agree to those terms on a season by season basis over the next three seasons. For we are not witches who stare into crystal balls to see the future. We have ordered our Ghouls to gather the appropriate sustenance for this season.