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Archon of the Ancients announces our peaceful intentions with our neighbors. Should any of you have young folks residing in he region of the Diamond Coast you would do well to speak to us soon to make arrangements for them. We always have a need for assistance with elder care so any unannounced wanderers will be welcomed into the kingdom.
AN - DA. We have a senior community 3 days walk west and one days walk north from Dunedain. We hope that you can allow them to continue to reside there at least for the near future. The elders do have quite a difficult time relocating.
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Peace and joy be unto you.
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(08-21-2020, 05:05 PM)Senior Tactician Wrote: DE - TY Hey uh, sup boss. The, uh, Demons, I guess, uh were, you know kicking around the idea of... maybe recruiting some orcs in the untamed lands? (STOP PANDERING YOU SIMP, TELL HIM WE WILL DEVOUR HIS SOUL!)
Uh yeah, they can be a little dramatic. So, if that's, like, cool or whatever, they have this town down there and you can like totally have it, like for nothing. (WE WILL DO AS WE PLEASE YOU IDIOT, WHAT ARE YOU WIMPERING ABOUT!!)
I just wanted to ah, you know touch base and let you know, you might see some uh, you know nobody important or anything, just, you know just talking to the orcs. You know they, like, have this theory or whatever that orcs were spawned by Demons, uh, you know... humans with Demons. Silly, yeah I know, but uh... (THE ORCS ARE OUR CHILDREN AND WE WILL LEAD THEM TO DOMINATION OVER THIS WORLD!!!)
So yeah, um, just uh, no hostile intentions this season, like, at all, just a little talking to the local orcs, you know.
Cool bruh?
Your intentions, if truthful, seem harmless and innocent to our wisest counselors currently governing our realm. My hesitation would be in allowing a neighbor to grow an army of such foul beings, and consequently risking my kingdoms demise. Be that as it may, this gesture has been deemed honest on your part, and we shall ignore your recruitment, and greatly appreciate the coordinates being revealed indicating the whereabouts of the aforementioned municipality. Had my kingdom been afforded a reciprocating population center, we would consider a typical arrangement and offer the whereabouts of said town or village in Nyvaria. However, according to the Alamaze Turn One Gods, that was not deemed to be. I wish you and yours all the best, may you prosper elsewhere.
With kindest regards,
Pugnar the Noxious
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BL-NE: Sometimes a dragon simply needs to stop on a long flight and drag his ass across the pavement to scratch an itch. That's all that's happening here. You smell worse then our asses and we have no desire to have to inhale your noxious fumes.
BL-EL: If the inhabitants of your town do not wish to smell ass up close, we advise you to tax the place and get your people out of there as fast as possible. We are flying in from all corners of the globe to have an ass party. Any elves found will be inserted into a dragon ass. We advise you to take the money and run this turn. Any elf inserted into an ass will not be ransomed anytime soon as we'll be too busy to handle the details.
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(08-21-2020, 10:25 PM)DuPont Wrote: BL-EL: ... Any elf inserted into an ass ...
Hey, that sounds like a favorite Halfling past time...
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(08-21-2020, 09:41 PM)uncledarkseid Wrote: (08-21-2020, 05:05 PM)Senior Tactician Wrote: DE - TY Hey uh, sup boss. The, uh, Demons, I guess, uh were, you know kicking around the idea of... maybe recruiting some orcs in the untamed lands? (STOP PANDERING YOU SIMP, TELL HIM WE WILL DEVOUR HIS SOUL!)
Uh yeah, they can be a little dramatic. So, if that's, like, cool or whatever, they have this town down there and you can like totally have it, like for nothing. (WE WILL DO AS WE PLEASE YOU IDIOT, WHAT ARE YOU WIMPERING ABOUT!!)
I just wanted to ah, you know touch base and let you know, you might see some uh, you know nobody important or anything, just, you know just talking to the orcs. You know they, like, have this theory or whatever that orcs were spawned by Demons, uh, you know... humans with Demons. Silly, yeah I know, but uh... (THE ORCS ARE OUR CHILDREN AND WE WILL LEAD THEM TO DOMINATION OVER THIS WORLD!!!)
So yeah, um, just uh, no hostile intentions this season, like, at all, just a little talking to the local orcs, you know.
Cool bruh?
Your intentions, if truthful, seem harmless and innocent to our wisest counselors currently governing our realm. My hesitation would be in allowing a neighbor to grow an army of such foul beings, and consequently risking my kingdoms demise. Be that as it may, this gesture has been deemed honest on your part, and we shall ignore your recruitment, and greatly appreciate the coordinates being revealed indicating the whereabouts of the aforementioned municipality. Had my kingdom been afforded a reciprocating population center, we would consider a typical arrangement and offer the whereabouts of said town or village in Nyvaria. However, according to the Alamaze Turn One Gods, that was not deemed to be. I wish you and yours all the best, may you prosper elsewhere.
With kindest regards,
Pugnar the Noxious
Army!? whaaa noooo no no bruh, did I say recruit? Naaaa no no no, invite to a party, yeah that's what I meant. That town, yeah we uh, kinda walked past this little settlement, uh... (DO NOT TELL HIM ANYTHING!!!) (ya bro I got this, trust me man) crossroads, yeah that's it, crossroads, if you hike out of crossroads southwest, you'll come to our outpost in about 3 days. (YOU FOOL I WILL KILL YOU!) (bro, give and get, give and get, gotta roll with the punches...) yeah so, in a couple months or so you might uh, get some reports, you know, might happen, who knows, about some wild parties going on, uh, like barely in your land, I mean like right on the edge, not even anything to worry about, like, at all. We are cool bruh. SO this town, uh, you don't even have to worry about it bruh, if you want to wait a month or two we can like totally send some tortur... uhhh I mean uh, tax collectors down, take good care of that in a jiffy, all good bruh.
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(08-21-2020, 10:25 PM)DuPont Wrote: BL-NE: Sometimes a dragon simply needs to stop on a long flight and drag his ass across the pavement to scratch an itch. That's all that's happening here. You smell worse then our asses and we have no desire to have to inhale your noxious fumes.
BL-EL: If the inhabitants of your town do not wish to smell ass up close, we advise you to tax the place and get your people out of there as fast as possible. We are flying in from all corners of the globe to have an ass party. Any elves found will be inserted into a dragon ass. We advise you to take the money and run this turn. Any elf inserted into an ass will not be ransomed anytime soon as we'll be too busy to handle the details.
Understood. The wings do weary. As for our fumes, they are like nectar to us.
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(08-21-2020, 10:25 PM)DuPont Wrote: BL-NE: Sometimes a dragon simply needs to stop on a long flight and drag his ass across the pavement to scratch an itch. That's all that's happening here. You smell worse then our asses and we have no desire to have to inhale your noxious fumes.
BL-EL: If the inhabitants of your town do not wish to smell ass up close, we advise you to tax the place and get your people out of there as fast as possible. We are flying in from all corners of the globe to have an ass party. Any elves found will be inserted into a dragon ass. We advise you to take the money and run this turn. Any elf inserted into an ass will not be ransomed anytime soon as we'll be too busy to handle the details.
EL - BL: If it is okay, I will move them out on turn 3, and I will tax the town at that time. I hope that that is good enough. We, of the Elven Kingdom, wish peace and prosperity for all.
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DA --> AN
Would you happen to have any small coastal hamlets you would be interested in trading or some other kind of trade?
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DA --> AN
Would you happen to have any small coastal hamlets you would be interested in trading or some other kind of trade?
DA --> DE
I have a town in your region, and moving my emissaries to my region of Darkover.
DA --> All
If its Darkover it's mine trade or leave.
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