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**Calidor** · 05-04-2017, 10:55 PM

Lord of the Dead,

It seems we got all dressed up for nothing! While we love digging tunnels through our mountains, it would have been nice of you to advise that you weren't coming to visit. I mean you DID follow us all the way from from old capital to the mounatins... just to turn around and go home? Anyhow, I hope you like the remodeling I have done in the place. We got rid of many of the blood sacrifice altars and replaced them with sturdy stone defenses. It's obvious that you want it back, but I don't think I can let it go so easilly...

05-04-2017, 11:00 PM

Your offer of mercy is duly noted. The legions of the Dead are not to keen on surrendering though. They have nothing to lose, death is just the next phase of existence and embraced.

Lord of the Dead

**Calidor** · 05-04-2017, 11:14 PM

(05-04-2017, 11:00 PM)Wayde Wrote: Your offer of mercy is duly noted. The legions of the Dead are not to keen on surrendering though. They have nothing to lose, death is just the next phase of existence and embraced.

Lord of the Dead

Well.. to be honest it's not the killin' that we mind, but rather all the damn RE-killin'

My cousin reported that he had to "kill" the same damn zombie 3 times and after having sliced each appendage off cleanly, it was still yelling behind him as he left "Running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to ya! I'll bite your legs off!"

**Thunderb0lt** · 05-04-2017, 11:25 PM

Surely you have a volcano under that mountain. Cant you just dispose of them into the slag heap? Lets see them get reanimated again eh?

05-05-2017, 12:43 AM

It was merely a flesh wound, come back and fight.

**Calidor** · 05-05-2017, 02:50 AM

(05-05-2017, 12:43 AM)Wayde Wrote: It was merely a flesh wound, come back and fight.

Indeed! What an awesome movie...
Glad someone got the reference.

**Ry Vor** · 05-05-2017, 03:00 AM

(05-05-2017, 02:50 AM)Calidor Wrote:
(05-05-2017, 12:43 AM)Wayde Wrote: It was merely a flesh wound, come back and fight.

Indeed! What an awesome movie...
Glad someone got the reference.

"Run away some more!"

"That is no ordinary rabbit...."

**Calidor** · 05-08-2017, 04:28 PM

Zombie Master,
It seems I missed you when I stopped by Orodeth to pay a visit... Honestly I hate the new furniture! Why would anyone want to sit on actual bone chairs?

Perhaps we should just end the dance and pick a spot to see if I can chop yer zombies down before they smother me...

05-08-2017, 09:56 PM

For some reason your Dwarves seem to be very resistant to joining my Zombie horde, makes me not to eager to engage. As for the decor, the bone chairs are much more comfortable then the stone ones you left behind. And with all the death there the bones are more plentiful than the stones.

**JonDoe** · 05-08-2017, 11:08 PM

(05-08-2017, 09:56 PM)Wayde Wrote: For some reason your Dwarves seem to be very resistant to joining my Zombie horde, makes me not to eager to engage. As for the decor, the bone chairs are much more comfortable then the stone ones you left behind. And with all the death there the bones are more plentiful than the stones.

I am sure the Dwarves make for great kiddie bone chairs.