02-01-2020, 03:14 PM
(02-01-2020, 03:09 PM)HabeusCorpus Wrote: HA-ALLFu----- ROFL
Welcome (FOOD) to all from the friendly kingdom (FOOD) of the Halflings. We are a jovial and peaceful people, if somewhat rotund, that find ourselves (FOOD) in the midst of a troublesome land filled with a plethora (FOOD) of militarily minded kingdoms (FOOD). As the renowned Napoleon himself once said (FOOD) ... "armies march on their stomachs". In these challenging times (FOOD) know that we are here with a friendly outstretched hand offering some of the most savory of vittles in all (FOOD) of Maelstrom.
As this bulletin is posted we have already sent out (FOOD) our emissaries --> a rather voluptuous set of Halfling twins, well over 4 feet tall, named Daisy and Dolly with free samples of our delectables to the four corners of the lands. (FOOD). We have also arranged for an equally well endowed set of Male twins (Duke and Dutch) to act (FOOD) as Halfling Brand ambassadors to the Amazon kingdom where they hope to indeed wet everyone's appetite.
There will naturally be a supply and demand market impact but friendly neighbors to (FOOD) the east and south can be promised a permanent discount (FOOD).
Welcome to Strange Steel ... may your swords stay sharp, your armor stay polished and your stomachs stay full! (FOOD).
Habeus "Half-pint" Corpus
P.S. We hope (FOOD) to be the breadbasket of Maelstrom to the benefit of all. Let us join hands and work together to eradicate hunger from these lands. It is truly time to end WORLD HUNGER. (FOOD)
P.S.S. We are more valuable alive then dead. Please (FOOD) don't hurt us.