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It is amusing to watch the RD grovel and beg for food like a lapdog at the family dinner table. The bully has no clothes which, in his case, is particularly embarassing.
Join me in this month's Council Vote to hold the RD Bully to account for his actions, words, and behaviour. He deserves to be expelled. His legions and politicals, are all focussed on Zanthia and his homeland is open. His troops continue to be blighted with increasingly poor morale while the GN wizards conjure up even more vile plans for them in the future. We plan to send his legions scurrying home to his region forthwith.
Standing before his people the GN King raises his right hand to the sky and extends one pinky finger boldly upwards. The pinky stands rigid and tall, although surprisingly small, shaking with fury as the roar of approval from the people of Zanthia can be heard throughout the realm!
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GNOME,
WE DO NOT SCURRY. WE HAVE NO NEED.
I LOOK FORWARD TO THE BURNING OF YOUR CAPITAL THIS TURN. YOU CAN CRY FOR AID FROM A NEW LOCATION NEXT MONTH.
- DRAGON
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GN- RD
The King walks the halls of his palace awaiting the Dragon attack. Looking to his servant the King impatiently barks out "Prepare a bowl of table scraps and put it by the dog's dish on the kitchen floor. We should be hospitable to our coming visitors ... no one should have to beg for food".
After rubbing his extended pinky finger across his furrowed brow, the King moves on to provide encouragement to his soldiers manning the walls.
"The fight comes soon lads ... be ready. It will take the best marksmen in the lands ... but try to hit them where it counts."
HabeusCorpus