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**HabeusCorpus** · 03-17-2020, 02:37 AM

Mighty Dragon ... regarding comparing "notes", I was by no means saying that my "notepad" was bigger than your "notepad" ... only that in context of the size of our respective bodies my "notepad"" would be proportionately bigger than yours.

If we were measuring the physical size of each "notepad" then yours would be much bigger than mine ... of course. One doesn't need to know ones place to understanding the immensity and awe inspiring nature of a Dragon's "notepad".

No offense meant.

The mighty King of the Gnomes walks backwards in a grovelling, subservient, manner.

No death threats are required.

**Senior Tactician** · 03-17-2020, 11:44 AM

If you guys like weiner jokes, there is a youtube video 1.5 hours of the best of Barney Stinson from the great TV show How I met your mother. I've had it on repeat for days. Just search Barney Stinson.

**Strylian** · 03-17-2020, 06:15 PM

(03-17-2020, 01:30 AM)Wookie Panz Wrote: UN - All stay tuned for the communications turns for deals and steals from your sometimes friendly agent of death and deception.

I,m not too sure about that mini - weiner bar but I can boast of a foot long dagger!

I hear the best place in Alamaze for Mini Wieners is the Illusionist Hidden Capital. I hear they are plump and juicy but surprisingly non-filling. So I have been told by Big Red.

**The Painted Man** · 03-17-2020, 06:18 PM

ALL

HOLDINGS IN KRYNN ARE FORFEIT. WHEN FOUND, THEY WILL BE TAKEN BY FORCE. USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO REMOVE YOUR RESOURCES. THERE WILL BE NO BARGAINING AND NO COMPENSATION GIVEN.

IF YOU TARGET DRAGON RESOURCES IN OTHER REGIONS WE WILL RETURN AND TAKE THEM BACK, AS WELL AS ADDITIONAL LOCATIONS.

WE HAVE OUR PLANS. DO NOT INTERRUPT THEM.

-DRAGON

**Wookie Panz** · 03-17-2020, 06:34 PM

(03-17-2020, 06:18 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: ALL

HOLDINGS IN KRYNN ARE FORFEIT. WHEN FOUND, THEY WILL BE TAKEN BY FORCE. USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO REMOVE YOUR RESOURCES. THERE WILL BE NO BARGAINING AND NO COMPENSATION GIVEN.

IF YOU TARGET DRAGON RESOURCES IN OTHER REGIONS WE WILL RETURN AND TAKE THEM BACK, AS WELL AS ADDITIONAL LOCATIONS.

WE HAVE OUR PLANS. DO NOT INTERRUPT THEM.

-DRAGON

Why are you shouting Mr. dragon?

**VballMichael** · 03-17-2020, 06:49 PM

(03-17-2020, 06:18 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: ALL

HOLDINGS IN KRYNN ARE FORFEIT. WHEN FOUND, THEY WILL BE TAKEN BY FORCE. USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO REMOVE YOUR RESOURCES. THERE WILL BE NO BARGAINING AND NO COMPENSATION GIVEN.

IF YOU TARGET DRAGON RESOURCES IN OTHER REGIONS WE WILL RETURN AND TAKE THEM BACK, AS WELL AS ADDITIONAL LOCATIONS.

WE HAVE OUR PLANS. DO NOT INTERRUPT THEM.

-DRAGON

So, if we have a pop center in Krynn, it is yours. If you have a pop center elsewhere, it is still yours. Interesting. So you are declaring war with everyone?

**The Painted Man** · 03-17-2020, 06:57 PM

(03-17-2020, 06:49 PM)VballMichael Wrote: So, if we have a pop center in Krynn, it is yours. If you have a pop center elsewhere, it is still yours. Interesting. So you are declaring war with everyone?

WAR IS LIFE AND NEEDS NO DECLARATION.

SHOULD YOU WISH TO MAKE IT MORE FORMAL, WE CAN OBLIGE.

**The Painted Man** · 03-17-2020, 06:58 PM

(03-17-2020, 06:34 PM)Wookie Panz Wrote: Why are you shouting Mr. dragon?

EVEN OUR WHISPERS SOUND LIKE SHOUTS, ESPECIALLY TO THOSE THAT KEEP TO THE SHADOWS AND SILENCE.

**VballMichael** · 03-17-2020, 07:03 PM

I am keeping to the shadows and the deafening silence

**Strylian** · 03-17-2020, 08:19 PM

(03-17-2020, 06:57 PM)The Painted Man Wrote:
(03-17-2020, 06:49 PM)VballMichael Wrote: So, if we have a pop center in Krynn, it is yours. If you have a pop center elsewhere, it is still yours. Interesting. So you are declaring war with everyone?

WAR IS LIFE AND NEEDS NO DECLARATION.

SHOULD YOU WISH TO MAKE IT MORE FORMAL, WE CAN OBLIGE.

Big Red is a Big Bad Meanie with a tiny weenie. Maybe you should have the Illusionist make you think it is bigger so you won’t feel so underwhelming and have to overcompensate.