5472 Steel No Fly

[DuPont]

In another game, I joked that I would be attacking the last player to finalize. In this game, I may do it for real.

[VballMichael]

48 hours since 11 players were Ready. We really need to re-address this Ready button issue with 1 or 2 players. They are entering orders but not using the button, so even early in the game it takes the full 72 hours.

It's all part of their evil plan, Mr. ballMichael. By the time the next turn rolls around, everyone but them will have forgotten their strategy.

"Mr. ballMichael" - nice. I guess that would make me V to my friends.

[The Painted Man]

We girlz think T5 very good. Will even leave shaved mustache in marketplace as gifts when we leave! Special offer only for True Tyrants

With French fries and lots of ketchup. please

You say T5, and here we are. And you! Which mean only way take town is make smush with Princess Needaburger. 

What to do?

[Dwellomir]

We girlz think T5 very good. Will even leave shaved mustache in marketplace as gifts when we leave! Special offer only for True Tyrants

With French fries and lots of ketchup. please

You say T5, and here we are. And you! Which mean only way take town is make smush with Princess Needaburger. 

What to do?

*sigh*
Princess Needaburger said we will leave ON T5, not BEFORE T5, as in "And as a sign of good faith, I will leave my town in your swamps to be solely ruled by your happy royal tyranny after I taxed it at T5." You know we have to leave the place tidy, and havn't shaved the mustaches yet that we promised to leave you as gifts! And you should know we are not able to tax this turn if you are too eager on rumbling in.

But we forgot Tyrants are a very impatient lot. Was it Mrs Tyrant who wanted to make some pre-cleaning or Mr Tyrant who was too eager to have a pre-party for his men? Or did Mrs Tyrant simply forget to tell Mr Tyrant? Noooo, I think I know what it was! Mr Tyrant didn't listen! Always the same with those husbands, never listen to what we say...

So, seems we have 3 options:

1. You squish our cleaning party. This will make Princess Needaburger angry. VERY angry. Minced-meat burger with that much ketchup is NOT what Needaburger likes! At all!

2. You ask our girls for a final dance before we leave. If you play nice and make sure that your men don't step too much on our girls feet, we make sure our girls withdraw and leave from the afterparty in an organized fashion. The princess will be angry ´cause of the sore feets, sure, and might want to come and visit for a real but fast Amazon meet-and-greet taxing dance-party at some future point, but still think we all can remain friends in the end?

3. If you manage to be patient (yeah, yeah, I KNOW it's hard for you Tyrants) and wait until end of this turn when we have finished cleaning and shaving, our girls will even kiss you goodbye when they leave, as we've always promised. If this works out we will send you a little gift on T6 of 5.000 gold if you in turn just give our girls 1 (one) food as way-bread. And we are all happy, yes?

We would obviously like option 3, but you ask Mrs Tyrant what she would like to do, and tell us so we can prepare the girlz! AND make sure she also has Mr Tyrants attention when telling him what to do, so he doesn't get mixed up and does something too hasty...

[Airetar]

DU to PI

I'm going to be needing that town in Untamed.  Quite soon.  You might consider double taxing.

[The Painted Man]

We girlz think T5 very good. Will even leave shaved mustache in marketplace as gifts when we leave! Special offer only for True Tyrants

With French fries and lots of ketchup. please

You say T5, and here we are. And you! Which mean only way take town is make smush with Princess Needaburger. 

What to do?

*sigh*
Princess Needaburger said we will leave ON T5, not BEFORE T5, as in "And as a sign of good faith, I will leave my town in your swamps to be solely ruled by your happy royal tyranny after I taxed it at T5." You know we have to leave the place tidy, and havn't shaved the mustaches yet that we promised to leave you as gifts! And you should know we are not able to tax this turn if you are too eager on rumbling in.

But we forgot Tyrants are a very impatient lot. Was it Mrs Tyrant who wanted to make some pre-cleaning or Mr Tyrant who was too eager to have a pre-party for his men? Or did Mrs Tyrant simply forget to tell Mr Tyrant? Noooo, I think I know what it was! Mr Tyrant didn't listen! Always the same with those husbands, never listen to what we say...

So, seems we have 3 options:

1. You squish our cleaning party. This will make Princess Needaburger angry. VERY angry. Minced-meat burger with that much ketchup is NOT what Needaburger likes! At all!

2. You ask our girls for a final dance before we leave. If you play nice and make sure that your men don't step too much on our girls feet, we make sure our girls withdraw and leave from the afterparty in an organized fashion. The princess will be angry ´cause of the sore feets, sure, and might want to come and visit for a real but fast Amazon meet-and-greet taxing dance-party at some future point, but still think we all can remain friends in the end?

3. If you manage to be patient (yeah, yeah, I KNOW it's hard for you Tyrants) and wait until end of this turn when we have finished cleaning and shaving, our girls will even kiss you goodbye when they leave, as we've always promised. If this works out we will send you a little gift on T6 of 5.000 gold if you in turn just give our girls 1 (one) food as way-bread. And we are all happy, yes?

We would obviously like option 3, but you ask Mrs Tyrant what she would like to do, and tell us so we can prepare the girlz! AND make sure she also has Mr Tyrants attention when telling him what to do, so he doesn't get mixed up and does something too hasty...

Why you talk like Mr. Tyrant have thoughts? Him only good for one thing. Well, "good" subjective. Ranger is more good. Pirates favorite. They do anything. Mr. Tyrant full of energy, not skill. Snore after.

You make so we no take until next month. We think this worth more, but in world filled with angryman we support other hoo-hah team. #3 good. If capture pirate or ranger, you share prisoner? Bendy.

[Dwellomir]

TY - Deal. We tax & leave this turn. We trade 5k Gold for 1 Food NEXT turn. We feed Mrs with manly prisoner if we happen to stumble upon one.

Enjoy the mustache, whatever you’re going to do with them? Or...never mind, I guess we don’t really wanna know

[HabeusCorpus]

AN-ALL

It is logical to trade. The bounty of one is the dearth of another. Shared is better. In our wisdom we seek to facilitate and the exchange of sustenance for gold. 18,000 food can be transacted. We must hurry.

HabeusCorpus

[VballMichael]

Here we go again. I am in 2 games and both ready buttons are waiting for Airetar. 
I am done posting on this topic; I will just choose future games/opponents more wisely.
And it is not a busy vs not-busy thing. If you are last on one turn, you are right there to be first on the next turn.

[DuPont]

DU to PI

I'm going to be needing that town in Untamed.  Quite soon.  You might consider double taxing.

PI-SN(ail). The town is taxed.