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**The Painted Man** · 10-07-2020, 09:58 PM

(10-07-2020, 09:48 PM)Pine Needle Wrote: Sharkey terrorized the hobbits at the end of LOTR (book version). Sadly omitted from the films, though I'm sure after the Hobbit movie debacle, Peter Jackson's reaniminated corpse will turn Scouring of the Shire into a 9 film opus of boredom.

You lost me at "book version". Sorry.

In better news, Mr. Nomad finally gets the fight that he taunted me for running away from before. Yay!

**The Painted Man** · 10-08-2020, 07:38 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifRkScZWXRc

**Pine Needle** · 10-08-2020, 09:39 PM

(10-08-2020, 07:38 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifRkScZWXRc

Humble brag much?
Go team evil. Despite your abstemasious objections, I find your behavior totally evil. Nice job.

**The Painted Man** · 10-08-2020, 10:25 PM

(10-08-2020, 09:39 PM)Pine Needle Wrote:
(10-08-2020, 07:38 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifRkScZWXRc

Humble brag much?
Go team evil. Despite your abstemasious objections, I find your behavior totally evil. Nice job.

Compared to you, I'm the Diet Coke of Evil.

**Pine Needle** · 10-09-2020, 12:45 AM

(10-08-2020, 10:25 PM)The Painted Man Wrote:
(10-08-2020, 09:39 PM)Pine Needle Wrote:
(10-08-2020, 07:38 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifRkScZWXRc

Humble brag much?
Go team evil. Despite your abstemasious objections, I find your behavior totally evil. Nice job.

Compared to you, I'm the Diet Coke of Evil.

Diet Coke is more evil than full Coke, I saw it on HBO and at my weightwatchers meetings. Wait a sec, are you calling me fat? Evil.

**The Painted Man** · 10-09-2020, 02:00 AM

(10-09-2020, 12:45 AM)Pine Needle Wrote: Diet Coke is more evil than full Coke, I saw it on HBO and at my weightwatchers meetings. Wait a sec, are you calling me fat? Evil.

I think technically that makes GN and CI both chubby chasers.

**Pine Needle** · 10-09-2020, 02:48 PM

Let's go in the wayback machine to a parallel universe- I was just a stripling, selling bounty spells for a song to my affable (non-evil) neighbor the halfling. Why not check in on his city, the (first game back since the play by mail days) kind Warlock thought? Perhaps I could help him more with some defense or census spells?
Imagine my surprise when my reconnaisance report came back showing the halfling employed not one, but two high priestesses- Cankles and Chubby chaser.

**The Painted Man** · 10-09-2020, 04:25 PM

One of my great joys is naming emissaries. I make no apologies for this. I try to make them kingdom-appropriate, and I feel like if anybody is going to love a little jiggle, it's the Halflings.

**uncledarkseid** · 10-09-2020, 04:38 PM

That is a crap-ton of points painted! Congrats on a great game. Just when the council was starting to beat you down too. Haha, i got the last laugh tho as i took a village of yours T39!

**The Painted Man** · 10-09-2020, 05:56 PM

The final tally:
Victory By Rex Is The Necromancer Kingdom!

Game End Status Points

Place Kingdom Player Results-39 Grand Total

1 NE The Painted Man 98,709 140,398
2 UN Pine Needle 40,834 73,766
3 AM uncledarkseid 25,179 52,024
4 PI Eregnon the Black 29,922 45,978
5 NO Windstar 13,764 33,279
6 GN Acererak 9,318 23,340
7 CI Rellgar 6,117 15,523