‘Tis the Season For Summer Steel

[Wookie Panz]

(IL)

IL-UN: We held up our agreement- taxing the town for you. What do we receive from the UN?

We were so busy plotting and scheming and knife sharpening that we missed the message and it got hidden in all patter that followed.
What would you like in return for your town?
The locale is a bit dry but the residents seem to like it .
Have you made any enemies yet?

[Acererak]

(IL)

IL-UN: We held up our agreement- taxing the town for you. What do we receive from the UN?

We were so busy plotting and scheming and knife sharpening that we missed the message and it got hidden in all patter that followed.
What would you like in return for your town?
The locale is a bit dry but the residents seem to like it .
Have you made any enemies yet?

(IL) Thanks. No enemies yet- but apparently working on it with my big mouth.

Would appreciate a mission to be named and some protection as a target if possible.

[The Painted Man]

Sneakybritches!

I hope yer not plannin t’ pull a Halfling on me.

[Diamond Cutter]

Sneakybritches!

I hope yer not plannin t’ pull a Halfling on me.

Thanks for coming out to watch me get that artifact. I might send some of my groups to your Region to look around soon.

[The Painted Man]

Sneakybritches!

I hope yer not plannin t’ pull a Halfling on me.

Thanks for coming out to watch me get that artifact. I might send some of my groups to your Region to look around soon.

Ye aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr welcome, ya big brute, though I was chatterin with the Underperson here.

As to th' shiny, I'll race ye for it. Not sure ye have what ye need to take it. Positive ye dinnae need it.

No need t' be checkin' my region. I think I've picked it cleaner'n a freshly scrubbed poop deck.

[Wookie Panz]

Sneakybritches!

I hope yer not plannin t’ pull a Halfling on me.

I had to read this one twice.  At first I thought you called me a sneaky bitch.  Then I saw the R and britches sounds so much better.  I just need to make sure you don't pull a Halfing on me.....again.

[The Painted Man]

At most ye’ll get quarter halfling... But lik’n less since Conan the Blowhardian be throwin wind my way. Fill yer own sails, ya brute!

[Wookie Panz]

UN - IL

Our agents report your patrol was seen in our area last turn trying to take a trinket out from under one of the "boys".   Know that adventures into Zamora are at your peril.  Some of our unsavory types just resist all efforts at control.

If there is something that you really need visit our small shop in your city of Ancient Hold.  There's a sign over the door, "It Fell Off The Back of The Truck".  Ask for Shifty and he'll take real good care of you.

[Ry Vor]

Hilarious stuff.     Sometimes it seems like half the fun.  Well done, people.

Also, extraneous, but it is not the best idea to try to take a nap with Aliens on with a 70 inch with a soundbar. Not so soothing.

So cards at home tonight, Mrs Vor doing a lot of preparation: bat wings and spiders in a goulash of dragon blood. Yummy. Season to taste: i prefer powdered lizard.

[Acererak]

UN - IL

Our agents report your patrol was seen in our area last turn trying to take a trinket out from under one of the "boys".   Know that adventures into Zamora are at your peril.  Some of our unsavory types just resist all efforts at control.

If there is something that you really need visit our small shop in your city of Ancient Hold.  There's a sign over the door, "It Fell Off The Back of The Truck".  Ask for Shifty and he'll take real good care of you.

Il-UN: Our patrol got lost, we left when encountering your rogues. 

What do you have for sale? Any trinket available? My region had two nice wizards but only 1 artifact and I need a 2nd. It would be a nice favor for the town if you traded me for a decent price.