5549 Buried to the hilt

[The Painted Man]

SO-->GN

I found your town in Mythgar. Would you be willing to tax it on turn 4 so that I can take it?

HAHAHAAAHAHAHA

What's in it for me? Not saying no, not saying yes, but am enterprisingly curious.

[CosmicWizard]

PI to all:  my administrators have made a true mess of things scattering pirates throughout the kingdom, but we will create order from this chaos.

PI to DW - somehow my troops are already lost deep in your territory but I do have information on a long-lost artifact in your region if you are interested.

PI to AM - my troops will be traveling through the northern reaches of your territory on their long trek home, but mean no harm to your lovely territory.

PI to HA - i seem to have a random collection of tents in your homeland, which I will evacuate shortly, as soon as I can find a nice landing spot from there.

PI to all - we will be restoring order to the Crown Islands, so feel free to vacate any towns or villlages you have there. I will give you time to leave in an orderly fashion.
Also, in case you have not noticed, my old friends of the Underworld have vacated this great land, leaving me all of their agents and trading tricks. 
So, feel free to contact me in the future about trading and about certain tasks my well-trained agents can accomplish for you.

Hello Mr Pirate. I will tax my village in your area on turn 4. 
Your Friendly neighbor NE

[Ruingurth]

WA-HA

Hello there my stout neighbor I have a town in your area code that I will rebel on turn 4. Please advise if you need the location.

[Ruingurth]

WA-DE

Hellspawn, I will concede control of a village in your area code on turn 4. Please advise if you need the location.

[Ruingurth]

DE- ALL

You will all burn in the inferno of Hades ... and I, daresay, predict that you will enjoy it!!  It is lovely.  If anyone has PCs in Nyvaria (aka Hades 2.0) please advise.

DE - TY agreed. Please share the location so I may save my Raven's some time.

DE - WA.  I have a town in your region.  I am moving my forces south so please don't be alarmed by any Demons eating cattle in the countryside.  If you could please bare with me as I seek to transfer out my political leaders.

DE - DA.  I have a village in your region and will be vacating in the standard 3 turns.

Good luck all.  

HabeusCorpus

WA-DE

Hellspawm,

I have located your town and will move an emmisary into it shortly.

[DuPont]

WA-HA
Hello there my stout neighbor I have a town in your area code that I will rebel on turn 4. Please advise if you need the location.

Thank you, there's no need.

[VballMichael]

Hello Mr Pirate. I will tax my village in your area on turn 4. 
Your Friendly neighbor NE

Good news for my friendly neighbor NE - save your taxing until turn 5 if you would like. My folks are busy the next two turns.

As for the DW, it is clear that the Alamaze gods have a sense of humor. They tell me of two things my people lost over the years, I share one of those with you, but then we both show up at the other. I would suggest we maintain cordiality at the location where we both sit, and we both just try for the encounter. Whosoever wins the encounter goes with the obvious blessings of the Gods. I believe our odds are exactly 50:50 as to who investigates first. Or you can let this one go, and keep the other artifact with no fee due to me. Please let me know. Your piratical pirates.

[uncledarkside2]

Hello Mr Pirate. I will tax my village in your area on turn 4. 
Your Friendly neighbor NE

Good news for my friendly neighbor NE - save your taxing until turn 5 if you would like. My folks are busy the next two turns.

As for the DW, it is clear that the Alamaze gods have a sense of humor. They tell me of two things my people lost over the years, I share one of those with you, but then we both show up at the other. I would suggest we maintain cordiality at the location where we both sit, and we both just try for the encounter. Whosoever wins the encounter goes with the obvious blessings of the Gods. I believe our odds are exactly 50:50 as to who investigates first. Or you can let this one go, and keep the other artifact with no fee due to me. Please let me know. Your piratical pirates.

Lets go for the 50/50.  I promise to not zap you with my adept anyways. It is odd that the Gods hide the artifacts so far away, making it a choice to go for the artifact, or concentrate on some closer to home.

[VballMichael]

Hello Mr Pirate. I will tax my village in your area on turn 4. 
Your Friendly neighbor NE

Good news for my friendly neighbor NE - save your taxing until turn 5 if you would like. My folks are busy the next two turns.

As for the DW, it is clear that the Alamaze gods have a sense of humor. They tell me of two things my people lost over the years, I share one of those with you, but then we both show up at the other. I would suggest we maintain cordiality at the location where we both sit, and we both just try for the encounter. Whosoever wins the encounter goes with the obvious blessings of the Gods. I believe our odds are exactly 50:50 as to who investigates first. Or you can let this one go, and keep the other artifact with no fee due to me. Please let me know. Your piratical pirates.

Lets go for the 50/50.  I promise to not zap you with my adept anyways. It is odd that the Gods hide the artifacts so far away, making it a choice to go for the artifact, or concentrate on some closer to home.

PI - DW:  Congratulations, my friend, the Gods truly favor you. As for the Pirates, well, the Gods laugh and set some items far away and others require a whole chain of quests. Ah well, the life of a Pirate is not supposed to be easy. Let me know when you acquire the most bestest palantir and we can set up a simple order for the extra gold in exchange for 1 food. Thanks and good luck.

PI - HA:  I have located your establishment and it is indeed a fine and mighty location. I will leave it be for now, as you are letting mine be. 

PI - Alamaze Gods:  Though you laugh at my puny piratical efforts and thwart all of my chance encounters, I will prevail though you throw wind and sea into my left eye (old pirate proverb I just made up).

[HabeusCorpus]

TY - SO       
Sounds good, the village is at XQ.

TY - DE     
I plan to tax the town in your reigon on turn 4 just so there is no confusion, thanks.

Great thanks - so you are taxing this turn correct?