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5549 Buried to the hilt
If only the good verses evil tryst could generate this much talk!
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(07-07-2021, 05:17 PM)HabeusCorpus Wrote: A little window into our little evil doer.  Turn 19 results below.  He has pooped out about 9 P7 notices since then and, I am sure, recruited a bunch of Stormgate Guards.

As an aside, and if anyone out there is listening, I know that if I was the Lizard King I would certainly take back the city of Destiny's End.  There would be little that the little evil doer could do about it.  He certainly doesn't deserve to have 4 cities (likely a 5th soon).  With his already impressive point lead he could just run away with things and that would be no fun.  The biggest thing about him, his swarthy attitude, would just get bigger.

Translation: I have exceedingly dated information but am aware that I am over my head here. Please help. I am no match for the Gnewly Gnicknamed Golden Gninja. 

The Lizard King is aware of my promise to leave the rest of Zanthia to him so long as he leaves Vacation Home #1 alone. He seems smart enough to abide that. You were given the same offer and decided to be... less smart about it.

To future former-owners of my not-quite-vacation-homes: The same offer holds. I don't want your regions, but I do love to travel and require nice places to stay when I do... and I hate renting. You just don't build equity renting.
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All high council members,

Food or gold to be yours for each vote against the Demon Prince. 50k gold or 30k food, your choice, paid next turn.

I'm sure Mr. Prince will make an equivalent offer, but for less, so not really equal.

Love and Hugs,
Gnomish
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(07-07-2021, 04:46 PM)HabeusCorpus Wrote:
(07-07-2021, 10:51 AM)Wookie Panz Wrote: DA - GN   As painful as it is I have to admit the dastardly sneaky DE has been giving me a very strong political fight.  Now his buddy WA has jumped into the battle and just took a town in Pelinor with an unseen group that sports a full flock of specters.  I would welcome some assistance from my little friend with the big wizards (and pouch of gold.)

W.T.E.

                   Marshal Cora Draco              Sheriff Kilis Dreadwind
                   Marshal Wolfbane                
                   Major General Bol the Scimitar  

                                       Wizards
                       Power-5 Havix Moondust          None
                       Power-5 Malkan              
                       Power-5 Rykala              

                                       Brigades
                    1 Warlock Veteran              3,076 Volunteers
                    1 Mammoths Veteran            
                    1 Uak Hai Regular            
                    7 Specters Regular            

                                     Combat Factors
                    Excellent Leaders              Nervous Morale

                                   Tactical Selection
                    Determined Attack              Man The Walls
DE - WA

Well done and welcome to the fray.     If I may be so bold as to make a recommendation ... the WTE's somewhat poorly concealed statement of "Uncle Habeus" alludes to his current predicament (I am quickly running out of PCs to take from him).  There are much better hunting grounds in Zamora - with high ranking Gnome politicals sprinkled across his PCs along with hordes of gold.  I can share their locations with you.  

I have the WTE dominated in production, politicals, military and wizards....but the dastardly Gnome is dangerous and needs to be kept hopping.  I would guess that he is hopping to Nyvaria this turn so may has well hit him in that very big, very soft, underbelly of his.

Let me know if you need any information.

HabeusCorpus

Hello,

Will do, please share the Zamora PC's what does W.T.E mean?


Ruingruth
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(07-07-2021, 09:36 PM)Ruingurth Wrote: Hello,

Will do, please share the Zamora PC's what does W.T.E mean?


Ruingruth

WTE means "Well Tanned Elf". It's the polite way to say darkelf. 

For Zamora, I'll only share those if you agree to share the Diamond Coast in exchange. Otherwise, I'll offer you the same exchange I had tried with your "friend"... touch not, lest ye be touched. 

Your call.

-Gnomish
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(07-07-2021, 10:09 PM)The Painted Man Wrote:
(07-07-2021, 09:36 PM)Ruingurth Wrote: Hello,

Will do, please share the Zamora PC's what does W.T.E mean?


Ruingruth

WTE means "Well Tanned Elf". It's the polite way to say darkelf. 

For Zamora, I'll only share those if you agree to share the Diamond Coast in exchange. Otherwise, I'll offer you the same exchange I had tried with your "friend"... touch not, lest ye be touched. 

Your call.

-Gnomish

Ooooh that sounds like a quote from The Godfather.  Spooky.
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(07-07-2021, 09:36 PM)Ruingurth Wrote:
(07-07-2021, 04:46 PM)HabeusCorpus Wrote:
(07-07-2021, 10:51 AM)Wookie Panz Wrote: DA - GN   As painful as it is I have to admit the dastardly sneaky DE has been giving me a very strong political fight.  Now his buddy WA has jumped into the battle and just took a town in Pelinor with an unseen group that sports a full flock of specters.  I would welcome some assistance from my little friend with the big wizards (and pouch of gold.)

W.T.E.

                   Marshal Cora Draco              Sheriff Kilis Dreadwind
                   Marshal Wolfbane                
                   Major General Bol the Scimitar  

                                       Wizards
                       Power-5 Havix Moondust          None
                       Power-5 Malkan              
                       Power-5 Rykala              

                                       Brigades
                    1 Warlock Veteran              3,076 Volunteers
                    1 Mammoths Veteran            
                    1 Uak Hai Regular            
                    7 Specters Regular            

                                     Combat Factors
                    Excellent Leaders              Nervous Morale

                                   Tactical Selection
                    Determined Attack              Man The Walls
DE - WA

Well done and welcome to the fray.     If I may be so bold as to make a recommendation ... the WTE's somewhat poorly concealed statement of "Uncle Habeus" alludes to his current predicament (I am quickly running out of PCs to take from him).  There are much better hunting grounds in Zamora - with high ranking Gnome politicals sprinkled across his PCs along with hordes of gold.  I can share their locations with you.  

I have the WTE dominated in production, politicals, military and wizards....but the dastardly Gnome is dangerous and needs to be kept hopping.  I would guess that he is hopping to Nyvaria this turn so may has well hit him in that very big, very soft, underbelly of his.

Let me know if you need any information.

HabeusCorpus

Hello,

Will do, please share the Zamora PC's what does W.T.E mean?


Ruingruth

The Short Evil Do'er has the following in Zamora.

Villages
TB, UA, YF, XG, YJ

Town
ZF, ZG, XJ

YF is particularly worth a nuke as the DA is setting up a fishing fleet there.

There are likely politicals in most of the villages if not most of his PCs in general.  He wet his pants a little bit when 4 Demon Princes warped in a while ago and he flooded the area with politicals.  By his promised bounties on Council Votes it would appear 1) that he has gold coming out of his ass and 2) that he is terrified of a rinse and repeat.  

Warping in with a couple of invisible armies will be super annoying for him and likely pick up a hostage as a sweetener.  Work on getting a City cracker built up, otherwise we will be living with the Gnome ranting incessantly all game.

PS It is nice to have you back in the saddle.

Uncle Habeus
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(07-08-2021, 01:22 AM)HabeusCorpus Wrote: The Short Evil Do'er has the following in Zamora.

Villages
TB, UA, YF, XG, YJ

Town
ZF, ZG, XJ

YF is particularly worth a nuke as the DA is setting up a fishing fleet there.

There are likely politicals in most of the villages if not most of his PCs in general.  He wet his pants a little bit when 4 Demon Princes warped in a while ago and he flooded the area with politicals.  By his promised bounties on Council Votes it would appear 1) that he has gold coming out of his ass and 2) that he is terrified of a rinse and repeat.  

Warping in with a couple of invisible armies will be super annoying for him and likely pick up a hostage as a sweetener.  Work on getting a City cracker built up, otherwise we will be living with the Gnome ranting incessantly all game.

PS It is nice to have you back in the saddle.

Uncle Habeus

Mr. Warlock,

Some minor clarifications are in order.

1) What is a 'flood' to the Demon Governor is but a 'drizzle' to us. He came in, snuck a couple of villages, and I took them back. Easily. With minimal fuss.
2) The gold does not come out the back end. Please reference the most recent postcard, where it was evidenced that I piss gold.
3) While I dislike being annoyed, terror is far from the emotion being experienced. The thought of the potential vacation spot I am about to annex gives me a semi. So, minor arousal is my best description of what I'm going through at the moment. 

As done against Mr. Prince, I will give you first punch and not bother with a response until I see that. I still have one final village to reclaim from him as well as an ounce or two of demon 'flesh' to take on behalf of my highly-pigmented ally. I'll let you decide if you want me cancelling further travel plans in order to show up at your doorstep. Hint: you don't.

Go(l)dspeed,
Gnomish
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Mr. Lizard and Mr. Pirate,

I do hope you enjoy Krynn. Fight over it all you want. The usual rules apply; what's mine is mine, and what's mine is the city. Unfortunately our stay got cut short and we only had a chance to do about a day's worth of sunbathing... something about having to visit a town. A TOWN?! Can you believe the indignity here? I can't. It's awful. I haven't been to a town since we left home. Just the thought of sleeping in an INN at a TOWN makes my skin crawl. It could be the bedbugs.

That reminds me, WTE. I'm at a town. WZ to be specific. 

-Gnomish
PS. The sunbathing in Krynn is top shelf. Postcard attached.


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LI-GN Glad you were able to relax for a tiny bit.

LI-All
I seem to have lost track of who is already allied and who is not. Unfortunately, the flimsy Amazon Queen has decided that sunbathing is more important then ruling a nation. So I am looking for a new ally if there is any nation not align yet.
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