06-15-2021, 01:10 AM
(Trumpets Blaring!)
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Come forth and gather! Behold and bask in the aura of the Mighty Forest Lord, Gatherer of Leaves, Feeder of Birds and Hugger of Trees, He who Pets Puppies, The Sower, The Reaper, the August Great Druid himself as he regails you with the tale of his masterful campaign ultimately culminating in the complete subjugation of the entire Realm of Maelstrom!!
(Wild cheers, tossing of panties)
Hi. Uh. I'm the Great Druid. Sup? Nice of all of you to come out today. Oh there's Bob. Hey Bob! (wave) Bob's great. Oh! So my Druid Helpers tell me we now rule all of Maelstrom so ... that's pretty good, Right?
(Loud cheers. Applause)
It's been some road to get here. We started out growing radishes. Then wheat. And corn. Lots of corn. Good stuff. Some other kings were doing the whole conquering thing so, you know, we tried that. Didn't work out. Bit of a mess. Lots of dead animals and .. well lets not talk about that. But we tried it again and, funny story, one of my Druid helpers couldn't read my handwriting on the dried leaf I gave him and, well, there wasn't an attack. But, (shrug) by then my helpers were telling me I was already the king of the world! Woo Hoo!
So I'd like to thank each and every one of you here today. Sally and Jean have put together a real nice vegan buffet. Thanks, ladies. And Jimmy is making some of those soy burgers. So help yourself and enjoy and . Oh .. and everyone here gets a Daffodil! That's right. YOU get a Daffodil and YOU get a Daffodil and YOU get a Daffodil ... Alright .. Thank you all! G' Night!
(Cheers, Applause, Trumpets)
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Come forth and gather! Behold and bask in the aura of the Mighty Forest Lord, Gatherer of Leaves, Feeder of Birds and Hugger of Trees, He who Pets Puppies, The Sower, The Reaper, the August Great Druid himself as he regails you with the tale of his masterful campaign ultimately culminating in the complete subjugation of the entire Realm of Maelstrom!!
(Wild cheers, tossing of panties)
Hi. Uh. I'm the Great Druid. Sup? Nice of all of you to come out today. Oh there's Bob. Hey Bob! (wave) Bob's great. Oh! So my Druid Helpers tell me we now rule all of Maelstrom so ... that's pretty good, Right?
(Loud cheers. Applause)
It's been some road to get here. We started out growing radishes. Then wheat. And corn. Lots of corn. Good stuff. Some other kings were doing the whole conquering thing so, you know, we tried that. Didn't work out. Bit of a mess. Lots of dead animals and .. well lets not talk about that. But we tried it again and, funny story, one of my Druid helpers couldn't read my handwriting on the dried leaf I gave him and, well, there wasn't an attack. But, (shrug) by then my helpers were telling me I was already the king of the world! Woo Hoo!
So I'd like to thank each and every one of you here today. Sally and Jean have put together a real nice vegan buffet. Thanks, ladies. And Jimmy is making some of those soy burgers. So help yourself and enjoy and . Oh .. and everyone here gets a Daffodil! That's right. YOU get a Daffodil and YOU get a Daffodil and YOU get a Daffodil ... Alright .. Thank you all! G' Night!
(Cheers, Applause, Trumpets)