HA-CI, we have settled a Quant town in the Diamond Coast. I'm Fredo Baggins. We make our almost world famous Blubarian creme donuts there. It all started several years and many many breakfasts ago.
You see it all started one morning when my nephew Fiddler took and a rather large barbarian , there all rather large to us, but this particular barbarian looked Huge! Well anyway, like I was saying, there was a misunderstanding and this huge barbarian. His name is Conan, he was chasing my nephew and they both ended up at my bakery.
My nephew Fiddler Took, had sold this particular Huge barbarian named Conan a barrel yak milk, fresh from the momma yak and had to travel a long way, so my nephew Fiddler Took, the clever little hair foot that he is, decided to roll the keg to its destination.
My nephew, Fiddler Took arrived at the Huge barbarian Conan's castle with keg of yak milk and offered it to the Huge barbarian , Conan sampled the milk and that's when the misunderstanding was revealed. You see the Huge barbarian was expecting fermented Yak milk. What the Huge barbarian just sampled was churned, creamy yak milk.
So you see there was an obvious misunderstanding. For some reason this simple misunderstanding, infuriated Conan, did I mention that he was a Huge barbarian? Well my nephew Fiddler Took accurately understood what the expressions of this Huge barbarian meant and decided to set his big hairy feet into motion!
My nephew Fiddler Took was chased by Conan the Huge barbarian with the keg of yak milk, still in his arm. When my nephew Fiddler Took arrived at my bakery that morning just before second breakfast, he was out of breath and did not look like his usual happy self. He quickly told me part of the story of his misunderstanding and was at the part where the Huge barbarian had just sampled the yak milk, when this just mentioned Huge barbarian, who's name is Conan, appeared in the doorway of my bakery.
The look on this Huge barbarians face was that of a furious monster! The Huge barbarian saw my nephew Fiddler Took and threw the keg of churned yak milk at him. Being extremely agile and quick, my nephew Fiddler Took, jumped out of the way and the barrel of churned yak milk broke apart as it hit the cobblestone floor. This resulted in the churned yaks milk splattering all over the table where I had set my blueberry doughnuts.
This seemed to anger the Huge barbarian even more, although I don't think that is even possible.
My nephew Fiddler Took being the quick thinker he is, started grabbing some of my blueberry doughnuts which where now covered in churned creamy yaks milk and threw them at the enraged Huge barbarian named Conan. This Huge barbarian, who's name was Conan, was screaming unintelligible words at my nephew Fiddler Took as he was slowly marching forward.
My nephew Fiddler Took was throwing my flesh baked blueberry doughnuts, which where now covered in creamy yaks milk, at this enraged Huge barbarian that was screaming unintelligible words at him. My nephew Fiddler Took was aiming for this Huge barbarians eyes. Being the the dexterous accurate thrower that he is, my nephew Fiddler Took, hit the Huge barbarian in both eyes. My nephew Fiddler Took was elated and threw 2 more of my blueberry doughnuts covered in creamy yaks milk at the Huge barbarian, however these 2 landed right inside the Huge barbarians open mouth. That did silence the Huge barbarian.
Then all was quite and still. The Huge blinded barbarian began to chew and eat the blueberry doughnuts that were covered in creamy yaks milk. After slowly consuming the blueberry doughnuts covered in creamy yaks milk. There was complete silence that to go on through second breakfast and first lunch, but in reality was only a score of seconds. Then a smile appeared on the Huge barbarians face, followed by an even bigger smile.
Then the Huge barbarian spoke very intelligent words, "me want more of what I just ate" . Well there was a great sign of relief by myself and my nephew Fiddler Took and we both busted out in laughter, as we quickly grabbed more of my blueberry doughnuts, covered in creamy yak milk.
The misunderstanding was rectified and the Huge barbarian named Conan continued to eat every blueberry doughnut covered in creamy yaks milk in my bakery. I offered to make a special doughnut from Then on, in the Huge barbarians honor. Conan, the Huge barbarian insisted I used creamy fermented yaks milk after several recipes was sampled by him. That's how my almost famous Bluebarian creme doughnuts came to be. The Huge barbarian Conan and I, as well as my nephew Fiddler Took have been the bestest of friends ever since.
Perhaps you know of the Huge barbarian named Conan?
You see it all started one morning when my nephew Fiddler took and a rather large barbarian , there all rather large to us, but this particular barbarian looked Huge! Well anyway, like I was saying, there was a misunderstanding and this huge barbarian. His name is Conan, he was chasing my nephew and they both ended up at my bakery.
My nephew Fiddler Took, had sold this particular Huge barbarian named Conan a barrel yak milk, fresh from the momma yak and had to travel a long way, so my nephew Fiddler Took, the clever little hair foot that he is, decided to roll the keg to its destination.
My nephew, Fiddler Took arrived at the Huge barbarian Conan's castle with keg of yak milk and offered it to the Huge barbarian , Conan sampled the milk and that's when the misunderstanding was revealed. You see the Huge barbarian was expecting fermented Yak milk. What the Huge barbarian just sampled was churned, creamy yak milk.
So you see there was an obvious misunderstanding. For some reason this simple misunderstanding, infuriated Conan, did I mention that he was a Huge barbarian? Well my nephew Fiddler Took accurately understood what the expressions of this Huge barbarian meant and decided to set his big hairy feet into motion!
My nephew Fiddler Took was chased by Conan the Huge barbarian with the keg of yak milk, still in his arm. When my nephew Fiddler Took arrived at my bakery that morning just before second breakfast, he was out of breath and did not look like his usual happy self. He quickly told me part of the story of his misunderstanding and was at the part where the Huge barbarian had just sampled the yak milk, when this just mentioned Huge barbarian, who's name is Conan, appeared in the doorway of my bakery.
The look on this Huge barbarians face was that of a furious monster! The Huge barbarian saw my nephew Fiddler Took and threw the keg of churned yak milk at him. Being extremely agile and quick, my nephew Fiddler Took, jumped out of the way and the barrel of churned yak milk broke apart as it hit the cobblestone floor. This resulted in the churned yaks milk splattering all over the table where I had set my blueberry doughnuts.
This seemed to anger the Huge barbarian even more, although I don't think that is even possible.
My nephew Fiddler Took being the quick thinker he is, started grabbing some of my blueberry doughnuts which where now covered in churned creamy yaks milk and threw them at the enraged Huge barbarian named Conan. This Huge barbarian, who's name was Conan, was screaming unintelligible words at my nephew Fiddler Took as he was slowly marching forward.
My nephew Fiddler Took was throwing my flesh baked blueberry doughnuts, which where now covered in creamy yaks milk, at this enraged Huge barbarian that was screaming unintelligible words at him. My nephew Fiddler Took was aiming for this Huge barbarians eyes. Being the the dexterous accurate thrower that he is, my nephew Fiddler Took, hit the Huge barbarian in both eyes. My nephew Fiddler Took was elated and threw 2 more of my blueberry doughnuts covered in creamy yaks milk at the Huge barbarian, however these 2 landed right inside the Huge barbarians open mouth. That did silence the Huge barbarian.
Then all was quite and still. The Huge blinded barbarian began to chew and eat the blueberry doughnuts that were covered in creamy yaks milk. After slowly consuming the blueberry doughnuts covered in creamy yaks milk. There was complete silence that to go on through second breakfast and first lunch, but in reality was only a score of seconds. Then a smile appeared on the Huge barbarians face, followed by an even bigger smile.
Then the Huge barbarian spoke very intelligent words, "me want more of what I just ate" . Well there was a great sign of relief by myself and my nephew Fiddler Took and we both busted out in laughter, as we quickly grabbed more of my blueberry doughnuts, covered in creamy yak milk.
The misunderstanding was rectified and the Huge barbarian named Conan continued to eat every blueberry doughnut covered in creamy yaks milk in my bakery. I offered to make a special doughnut from Then on, in the Huge barbarians honor. Conan, the Huge barbarian insisted I used creamy fermented yaks milk after several recipes was sampled by him. That's how my almost famous Bluebarian creme doughnuts came to be. The Huge barbarian Conan and I, as well as my nephew Fiddler Took have been the bestest of friends ever since.
Perhaps you know of the Huge barbarian named Conan?