Wacky Wizard 5669

[DuPont]

IL - GI, your patrol seems to have gotten lost. It may be a good idea to invest in better compasses for them. Before you say they are just out for a stroll or looking for some ancient artifact stolen from you, remember we are still cleaning up the mess you left in our other village. I want to know which of your giant troops thought trying on my Nanna's underpants would be a good idea. Are the Giant troops' gender confused?

They're quite lost. It was a flying order than went bad. It was supposed to be an overflight but a screwup caused them to land in the jungle. But they took off from a corner of Pelinor and were supposed to meet up with another group elsewhere in Pelinor. They'll be gone this turn, I'm not looking for anything in your region at all.

[Brekk]

AL-GI,

Are you still lost or are you planning on bullying poor little us? Bringing an entire army into my region seems a little much

[Strylian]

IL - GI, your patrol seems to have gotten lost. It may be a good idea to invest in better compasses for them. Before you say they are just out for a stroll or looking for some ancient artifact stolen from you, remember we are still cleaning up the mess you left in our other village. I want to know which of your giant troops thought trying on my Nanna's underpants would be a good idea. Are the Giant troops' gender confused?

They're quite lost. It was a flying order than went bad. It was supposed to be an overflight but a screwup caused them to land in the jungle. But they took off from a corner of Pelinor and were supposed to meet up with another group elsewhere in Pelinor. They'll be gone this turn, I'm not looking for anything in your region at all.

Perhaps if your troops refrained from drinking that fermented mammoth milk before flying then they could hit their targets. The thing our spies found very strange while watching your troops in our region was your men only harvested the milk from the male mammoths. But who are we to judge?

[Brekk]

GN --> GI

If you are planning to stay be aware, there are far more powerful creatures than your giants that will be visiting your region.

[DuPont]

GI-Confused Ones: Do you identify as gnomes now? We can respect that if that’s your bag. Or maybe the fumes got to you? We wondered what was going on down there, such locations do not usually remain empty that long and we didn’t want others filling vacuums. We’re quite happy to bugger off.

[Strylian]

GI-Confused Ones: Do you identify as gnomes now? We can respect that if that’s your bag. Or maybe the fumes got to you? We wondered what was going on down there, such locations do not usually remain empty that long and we didn’t want others filling vacuums. We’re quite happy to bugger off.

We fear they have been drinking their own potions again.

[Brekk]

GI-Confused Ones: Do you identify as gnomes now? We can respect that if that’s your bag. Or maybe the fumes got to you? We wondered what was going on down there, such locations do not usually remain empty that long and we didn’t want others filling vacuums. We’re quite happy to bugger off.

Umm yah 

AL -- GI haha, many many fumes.  

If you leave we will be good.  I'll be declaring you an enemy regardless , just in case you get lost on your way out..

I knew someone would come if I left it open, you are the one I was hoping WOULDNT.  
I had such a nice surprise for someone hoped to try out all my mages and new monsters on someone...  Giants would be painful for both us.  
Cheers here hoping your gone !!

[DuPont]

GI-AL: We're outa there.
GI-DK: We're walking home and stopping in your delectable mountains to swim in some mountain lakes and eat some stray goats. Also to recruit a few people who only hang out in mountains, none of which are present in our annoyingly flat lands. Do not panic - we do not see to come anywhere near your filthy towns and villages. We don't want to catch anything!

[Windstar]

I would like to purchase 50k food for 30k gold. Any takers?

[DuPont]

GI-ALL: I'm also in the market for food.