Alamaze - New

31k for a HC seat on turn 4....? Who does that. Dont you have troops to pay and Ems to move.

Apparently Troll troops cost a lot to pay. Bluefile's treasury is so low that he can't even afford question marks anymore.

Ranger troops don't need pay. They fight for loyalty and honor and free yak milk.

Besides, you paid 28 000 for yours, didn't you? How's that substantially different from me?

Now the only question is, will you give up periods and ellipses so that you can afford to raise the next HC issue over me?

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So, this is the big High Council chamber, huh? Someone get me a seat over by the window, upwind from that troll.

The?..? Main??. Difference?!$.,? Is that??.? I have a ??.?.? "Region".??. And ??.? You don't.

(05-03-2013, 03:10 AM)Hile Troy Wrote: [ -> ]Can someone tell me if the Gnomes are eeevil or are they neutral? I am natural enemies of the dwarves and that doesn't quite feel right.

We welcome friendship with the Gnome King! We have a dwarven celebration coming up soon and welcome the attendance of the Gnome King. Please forward me names and locations of all high ranking gnomish emissaries so we may send formal invitations.

If you prefer, we can have this celebration in your capital! Please forward that location to me as well so we can plan accordingly.

Good news, everyone. I've actually studied some linguistics at Meridon University so I can explain the strange new Troll punctuation that bluefile has introduced.

?..? is a belch.

??.? is a fart. There's an extra .? if it's a little wet.

??. is that awkward thing where you start to fart and the need just seems to kind of go away, but you're left leaning over.

.??. is silent but deadly. However, it still needs to be noted in text as smell is a Troll phoneme.

?!$.,? is a unique troll phenomenon where fart traffic at the butt end is so backed up that the fart escapes explosively through the mouth and ears.

Now that you all have the basics you can go back and read Bluefile's post for the full Trollish eloquence.

The above post is mostly correct.

Winter isn't coming, it's here! And the dwarves are hungry! Anyone that has a surplus of food willing to trade 1.5 to 1 with me? I'm looking for 20,000 foodish and will pay 30,000gold. Send me a PM or email to bknollenberg@gmail.com if interested.

Thanks!

"...and two of those little fish. And a mug of that good dark beer to wash them down. Oh, and some bacon. Burn it until it turns black.”

Troll orders are in. They are so good that I had to get them in early. Sorry Jumbie. I'll send you box of tissues.

(05-05-2013, 04:09 AM)bluefile2 Wrote: [ -> ]Troll orders are in. They are so good that I had to get them in early. Sorry Jumbie. I'll send you box of tissues.

Your orders are going to get him so excited, he'll need tissues? TMI, dude...