Game 157 - SVC eligible

[bananas]

These shall die in the forests of Torvale.

[bananas]

Troll King angry. Stupid orcs could not defeat tiny village. ALL orcs will now be beaten for this offense!
Nasty elves are triksy. Whole elf nation show up at front door. But troll triksyer, he not home.
Troll happy elf forest burning.

[DuPont]

Yes, well, we have rather a lot of dead bodies to deal with in the forest. Fortunately, we have lots of wood to burn them with. Sorry we missed you at home; we'll take a rain check on that.

[Madmardigan]

Speaking of carcasses, one black wurm village down and so many more to go.  
Cousin why did you run back to Avalon. I came to visit you at home and you just simply did not appear.  
What is a great dragon to do?
Such bad manners for an ancient creature.  Well we like it here in the Sands, so I think we shall stay awhile.  However, it is still not warm enough for our tastes.  I think we shall start a few fires and see how hot we can make it.
Villages are a start and towns are a move in the right direction.  But I feel a big fire, more of a conflagration is what is needed around here.  
Yes yes that's it.  
Something big.  
Your city will do nicely.  
Please do not keep us waiting.  
I would hate to burn it all without you.   


See you soon cousin. 

[Lord Thanatos]

Speaking of carcasses, one black wurm village down and so many more to go.  
Cousin why did you run back to Avalon. I came to visit you at home and you just simply did not appear.  
What is a great dragon to do?
Such bad manners for an ancient creature.  Well we like it here in the Sands, so I think we shall stay awhile.  However, it is still not warm enough for our tastes.  I think we shall start a few fires and see how hot we can make it.
Villages are a start and towns are a move in the right direction.  But I feel a big fire, more of a conflagration is what is needed around here.  
Yes yes that's it.  
Something big.  
Your city will do nicely.  
Please do not keep us waiting.  
I would hate to burn it all without you.   


See you soon cousin. 

You really don't know how to issue an intercept order?

How could my cousins have evolved/existed with such a tiny brain?

You first trumpeted the capture of a city; now you are pleased to have taken a village?

I already told you to wait your turn.  Once I am finished with the destruction of the GI I will force you back into hibernation for another few centures old red one.

[kevindusi]

I'm exacerbated.

[Madmardigan]

I'm exacerbated.

Are you confusing that with flustered?  

Then again, I would't want to exacerbate the situation.  

[Madmardigan]

Speaking of carcasses, one black wurm village down and so many more to go.  
Cousin why did you run back to Avalon. I came to visit you at home and you just simply did not appear.  
What is a great dragon to do?
Such bad manners for an ancient creature.  Well we like it here in the Sands, so I think we shall stay awhile.  However, it is still not warm enough for our tastes.  I think we shall start a few fires and see how hot we can make it.
Villages are a start and towns are a move in the right direction.  But I feel a big fire, more of a conflagration is what is needed around here.  
Yes yes that's it.  
Something big.  
Your city will do nicely.  
Please do not keep us waiting.  
I would hate to burn it all without you.   


See you soon cousin. 

You really don't know how to issue an intercept order?

How could my cousins have evolved/existed with such a tiny brain?

You first trumpeted the capture of a city; now you are pleased to have taken a village?

I already told you to wait your turn.  Once I am finished with the destruction of the GI I will force you back into hibernation for another few centures old red one.

Cousin,

Our tiny brains know that soon you will no longer be able to feed 30 brigades when your villages go up in flames.  

Sooner or later you will have to come to me.  

Then we shall see who seeks hibernation.  

[Madmardigan]

Cousin,

Welcome to Runnimede.  It is just a pity you lost Haznaka at Avalon.  Well that is one less wizard my minions will have to deal with in the future   

We have a few surprises in store for you.  Enjoy your stay while it lasts.  

And thank you for giving up the Sands.  We are enjoying its destruction.  

We shall see you at Vanasheen very soon.  

[bananas]

"Troll King impressed by elven builders. Not sure how you make stone from elf parts..."

Trn Source     Type       Name            Regn Area KI Defnse Census  Food   Gold   Other

--- --------- ------ -------------------- ---- ---- -- ------ ------ ------ ------ ------

  0 Manual    CITY   LORETHANE              1   CD  HU                             NA
  3 Guess     CITY   LORETHANE              1   CD  EL                             NA
  7 Recon     CITY   LORETHANE              1   CD  EL  23328  50400  -1900  16800 NA
  9 Recon     CITY   LORETHANE              1   CD  EL  29328  35400  -1900  16800 NA
 13 Recon     CITY   LORETHANE              1   CD  EL  41328  29400  -1900  16800 NA



Look at how the defense and census nearly swapped over time! Impressive building there.

"No matter, me still take it. Was planning to burn to ground, but this so ..... shiny. Might make new home.
Meanwhile, we will drown Lightfingers and his pretty daughter."




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