covid 19 wash state emergency update

[VballMichael]

Nice. We definitely have to keep a sense of humor thru all of this.

[Senior Tactician]

orc prefer haiku....

orc no get covid
orc sneezes deadly to you
we crush you like bug

[The Painted Man]

DRAGONS DO NOT RHYME
ALL WILL FALL BEFORE OUR MIGHT
WHAT A GREAT HAIKU

[Ry Vor]

Find You Alamaze
Adventures of discov'ry
In kingdoms renown

[Strylian]

I'm playing the Pirates in one of the new games and I was thinking of how the PI might think of Covid 19?  A sea chantey seems in order.

We could have some fun adding lines to this, maybe reflecting the different kingdoms.  Of course it's not that we don't take this world wide crisis seriously and pray for all those souls impacted by it, which includes nearly everyone at some point.

I'm a salty old pirate
And I'm sailing the sea.
I'll take all your gold
But the virus goes free.

I was shot in the shoulder
And stabbed in the spleen
But what put me down
Was that Covid 19!

I've plundered gold and jewels
as I've sailed the seas
but most precious of all
was a roll of TP.

[Wookie Panz]

I'm playing the Pirates in one of the new games and I was thinking of how the PI might think of Covid 19?  A sea chantey seems in order.

We could have some fun adding lines to this, maybe reflecting the different kingdoms.  Of course it's not that we don't take this world wide crisis seriously and pray for all those souls impacted by it, which includes nearly everyone at some point.

I'm a salty old pirate
And I'm sailing the sea.
I'll take all your gold
But the virus goes free.

I was shot in the shoulder
And stabbed in the spleen
But what put me down
Was that Covid 19!

I've plundered gold and jewels
as I've sailed the seas
but most precious of all
was a roll of TP.

Good one sir.  Did Pirates have TP?  So far from shore?

[Wookie Panz]

I'm playing the Pirates in one of the new games and I was thinking of how the PI might think of Covid 19?  A sea chantey seems in order.

We could have some fun adding lines to this, maybe reflecting the different kingdoms.  Of course it's not that we don't take this world wide crisis seriously and pray for all those souls impacted by it, which includes nearly everyone at some point.

I'm a salty old pirate
And I'm sailing the sea.
I'll take all your gold
But the virus goes free.

I was shot in the shoulder
And stabbed in the spleen
But what put me down
Was that Covid 19!

I've plundered gold and jewels
as I've sailed the seas
but most precious of all
was a roll of TP.

Good one sir.  Did Pirates have TP?  So far from shore?

A grape shot took me leg off
And a dagger got me eye
But I'd gladly lose'em both
For a roll'o double ply!

[VballMichael]

There once was a Warlock named Cyrus
Who wrote all his spells on papyrus;
He hid in the hills
And took all his pills,
But still he succumbed to the virus.

There once was a dwarvenly miser
Who never in age grew wiser
He caught the disease
When he went overseas
Without bringing his hand sanitizer.

[Wookie Panz]

There once was a Warlock named Cyrus
Who wrote all his spells on papyrus;
He hid in the hills
And took all his pills,
But still he succumbed to the virus.

There once was a dwarvenly miser
Who never in age grew wiser
He caught the disease
When he went overseas
Without bringing his hand sanitizer.

Outstanding work Vball.  You have truly captured the spirit of this.

[VballMichael]

Just trying to keep up with the good stuff done so far....