5473 Lurking in the Weeds

[Pine Needle]

UN-All

My lords! The benevolence, munificence and frequency of your agent training astounds me! Your Pine Needle University diplomas are in the mail.

[VballMichael]

The sad and lonely Tyrant, he of the Lamenting tribe, can be contacted at vballmichael@gmail.com. Why is he sad, you ask? 
He always wanted to be a Halfling, but his parents said "No, you are born to be a Tyrant and to rule." He really just wanted to throw apples and parties and maybe darts. He wanted to dance and eat elevenses and go on grand adventures. But his parents said "No, you are born to rule alone and dominate all others." 
So, write him if you will, but do not wait at the mailbox for a quick response.

[gkmetty]

The friendly RD can be reached at gkmetty@yahoo.com.

[Pine Needle]

UN- All Noble Kings and Queens of Alamaze

You might want to get those trainings in now as prices are going up next turn.

Fear not, I am happy to act as a service provider should your in house staff be not of sufficient level. Send me an African Swallow laden with golden coconuts to get my attention at pineneedle2020@gmail.com

Pine Needle

[The Painted Man]

UN- All Noble Kings and Queens of Alamaze

You might want to get those trainings in now as prices are going up next turn.

Fear not, I am happy to act as a service provider should your in house staff be not of sufficient level. Send me an African Swallow laden with golden coconuts to get my attention at pineneedle2020@gmail.com

Pine Needle

But sir, African swallows are not migratory.

[Pine Needle]

UN- All Noble Kings and Queens of Alamaze

You might want to get those trainings in now as prices are going up next turn.

Fear not, I am happy to act as a service provider should your in house staff be not of sufficient level. Send me an African Swallow laden with golden coconuts to get my attention at pineneedle2020@gmail.com

Pine Needle

But sir, African swallows are not migratory.

You sussed me out! I am keeping the coconuts deal or not. UN

[Eregnon]

UN- All Noble Kings and Queens of Alamaze

You might want to get those trainings in now as prices are going up next turn.

Fear not, I am happy to act as a service provider should your in house staff be not of sufficient level. Send me an African Swallow laden with golden coconuts to get my attention at pineneedle2020@gmail.com

Pine Needle

Wouldn't you prefer a European swallow?

[gkmetty]

RD - IL

With the winter months nearly upon us I am in a difficult position. The Mighty Red Dragons have been forced to trade with and even worse request favors from other kingdoms in order to feed our beings. Unfortunately this is still not enough, Dragons need a lot of food. I will need to secure your town in Zanthia to provide for my Kingdom. One of my Armies will visit your town at the end of this current month and we will accept the towns surrender at the beginning of the 5th month. I give you this official notice so that you may make any special preparations before the town becomes a possession of the Reds.

[unclemike]

I took a year off and I forgot how to play this game! Winter looks to be low on food for the Elven kingdom. I wish I took the Necromancer's route of casting bounty on turn 4 (which seems pretty fast, how much gold is down there in the Untamed Lands?). Anyway, I may need to hit up on someone for more food depending on how I do my turn. Are there any kingdoms with spare food to sell just in case I need any?

[Acererak]

(GN) Why the big cost increase in agent training Mr. Underworld? My coffers don't like this expense. After all, the only reason we train agents is to explore wilderness areas.