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(06-08-2021, 02:12 AM)HabeusCorpus Wrote: DE to GN
Blah blah blah. This is going to cost you money.
(06-29-2021, 11:15 AM)Wookie Panz Wrote: DA - GN Little friend I'll have no trade orders this turn as I am busy dealing with the dastardly demons. I heard he has TWO cities!
DE - DA
You are correct, as was I, that your silence spoke volume of your ill intentions towards my empire despite my best of sincere intentions. If you do not want to share the Untamed Lands, as evidenced by the silence and the taking of VY this turn, and clearly plan to march on my lands ... then my once open hand is forced. That hand, now a mailed fist, is thrust into the heart of Pellinor. The die is cast .. and we have many WTE cows to eat.
HabeusCorpus
Sigh. I want to support my fellow citymonger. I feel like he is likely misunderstood at best. Here he is, with two regions (and two cities!!) and wonders why you won't freely roll over and let him have a third. Tsk. I had hope you two would work it out. Bluntly, wars cost money, and I don't like things that cost money. However, one of you has made me money in the past while the other... hasn't. So one gets a pass.
WTE, I am also saddened by our lack of trade this turn. More than anything, this makes me upset at Mr. Prince as you have indicated it is his fault.
I'll pack my bags; seems we're leaving Blackfire a touch earlier than planned. I hear there is a sale on flights into Nyvaria!
We have just wrapped up our morning constitutional and sitting down with our coffee to go through an hour or so of business. Different than the business we just wrapped up. We are remarkably efficient there. An hour would be 55 minutes too long.
Now, on to us. It seems you're intent on costing me a village. I hate things that lose me money. Truly hate them. I'm using the word "hate" to describe my feelings about things that lost me money. You have already put one foot into that category by costing me a trade order. Take that village and you've cost me two. That's both feet, and rather ugly ones at that.
Anything short of an apology and a return of my dearest Rose Giantbrain will have me redecorating the walls of your halls and hosting large Gnomish balls free to all, except you. You'll pay.
I shall take silence as your own, less creative, postcard.
(06-29-2021, 01:39 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: Mr. Demon-ish Prince,
We have just wrapped up our morning constitutional and sitting down with our coffee to go through an hour or so of business. Different than the business we just wrapped up. We are remarkably efficient there. An hour would be 55 minutes too long.
Now, on to us. It seems you're intent on costing me a village. I hate things that lose me money. Truly hate them. I'm using the word "hate" to describe my feelings about things that lost me money. You have already put one foot into that category by costing me a trade order. Take that village and you've cost me two. That's both feet, and rather ugly ones at that.
Anything short of an apology and a return of my dearest Rose Giantbrain will have me redecorating the walls of your halls and hosting large Gnomish balls free to all, except you. You'll pay.
I shall take silence as your own, less creative, postcard.
Lookie Lookie what I found on your Queen's nightstand!! Shocking ... perhaps the fourth skeleton in your closet? As more information comes to light ... I am so sorry to have forced you to settle for the WTE. We could have made so much magic Demon Dancing on a floor strewn with gold coins among the many palaces of the land. Do you Dance with Demons?? We are about to find out......
I am sure the fear permeating your palace helped speed up that constitutional of yours this morning. Likely shot right out of you.
It is nice to see that you both like your morning eggs scrambling...err I mean scrambled.
HabeusCorpus
Warlock - the initiative is ours ... join me! I can point you at a couple of capitals that are ripe for teleporting, magic wielding, armies.
(06-29-2021, 02:56 PM)HabeusCorpus Wrote: Lookie Lookie what I found on your Queen's nightstand!! Shocking ... perhaps the fourth skeleton in your closet? As more information comes to light ... I am so sorry to have forced you to settle for the WTE. We could have made so much magic Demon Dancing on a floor strewn with gold coins among the many palaces of the land. Do you Dance with Demons?? We are about to find out......
I am sure the fear permeating your palace helped speed up that constitutional of yours this morning. Likely shot right out of you.
It is nice to see that you both like your morning eggs scrambling...err I mean scrambled.
HabeusCorpus
Warlock - the initiative is ours ... join me! I can point you at a couple of capitals that are ripe for teleporting, magic wielding, armies.
We are filling socks with gold coins now. You should see what a sock full of coins can do to a skull, even one as thick as yours.
(06-29-2021, 02:56 PM)HabeusCorpus Wrote: Lookie Lookie what I found on your Queen's nightstand!! Shocking ... perhaps the fourth skeleton in your closet? As more information comes to light ... I am so sorry to have forced you to settle for the WTE. We could have made so much magic Demon Dancing on a floor strewn with gold coins among the many palaces of the land. Do you Dance with Demons?? We are about to find out......
I am sure the fear permeating your palace helped speed up that constitutional of yours this morning. Likely shot right out of you.
It is nice to see that you both like your morning eggs scrambling...err I mean scrambled.
HabeusCorpus
Warlock - the initiative is ours ... join me! I can point you at a couple of capitals that are ripe for teleporting, magic wielding, armies.
We are filling socks with gold coins now. You should see what a sock full of coins can do to a skull, even one as thick as yours.
I don't think you are tell enough to reach the head. The ass perhaps.
(06-29-2021, 01:39 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: Mr. Demon-ish Prince,
We have just wrapped up our morning constitutional and sitting down with our coffee to go through an hour or so of business. Different than the business we just wrapped up. We are remarkably efficient there. An hour would be 55 minutes too long.
Now, on to us. It seems you're intent on costing me a village. I hate things that lose me money. Truly hate them. I'm using the word "hate" to describe my feelings about things that lost me money. You have already put one foot into that category by costing me a trade order. Take that village and you've cost me two. That's both feet, and rather ugly ones at that.
Anything short of an apology and a return of my dearest Rose Giantbrain will have me redecorating the walls of your halls and hosting large Gnomish balls free to all, except you. You'll pay.
I shall take silence as your own, less creative, postcard.
Lookie Lookie what I found on your Queen's nightstand!! Shocking ... perhaps the fourth skeleton in your closet? As more information comes to light ... I am so sorry to have forced you to settle for the WTE. We could have made so much magic Demon Dancing on a floor strewn with gold coins among the many palaces of the land. Do you Dance with Demons?? We are about to find out......
I am sure the fear permeating your palace helped speed up that constitutional of yours this morning. Likely shot right out of you.
It is nice to see that you both like your morning eggs scrambling...err I mean scrambled.
HabeusCorpus
Warlock - the initiative is ours ... join me! I can point you at a couple of capitals that are ripe for teleporting, magic wielding, armies.
Dear Mr/Ms Corps;
Thanks you for filling my dance card once again. I has been months since our last dance and tho it was very brief I do recall you were wearing a Warlock costume and your supporting group was destroyed. My dance card was over full at the time and the dance ended early. I do hope you don't try to teach your new partner any WA stuff as you were clearly not up to the task.
Wookies have very large feet so please forgive me if I step on yours (by accident). Lots of fuzzie hairy Wookie hugs from W.T.E.
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