2nd Forum Only Diplomacy

[RELLGAR]

(PI) - TY How many people did you attack first?  To me multiple people going after one goes out the window once you keep hitting more and more players first and they attack back.

TY-PI/ALL I believe the only ones I attacked first were the GN and (just recently) you. I did not attack the SA or the NE for example and they did more damage to me than anyone. I'm not really complaining, I put it mostly down to me not being active in the game.
Oh, the RA may have thought I attacked him but what happened was I accidentally turned my village in #8 neutral, then he took it when he got the region and I just took it back with my emmy.
PI, I mostly moved on your village just to have somewhere to base out of while perhaps being able to annoy other foes. This would be a good time for me to offer my services to anybody who wants somebody else messed with and doesn't have the orders - hire me! Shoot, I'd even work for the GN as I certainly did attack him first.  Not the SA or NE, though, you guys are off my Christmas list. 

SA-TY well the little tyrant has sent messengers from his hole. It was also you that stole quite a sum of gold from us. But we can let all that be water under the bridge and we will stop our persuit of your troops and loyalists if you take no further action against us and pay a fair fine. Since its obvious you couldn't possibly pay us back all the gold you stole, we want an equal percentage of your gold given to us that was taken from us, that would be about 12% as an average over the 2 months this burglary occured. We will take your word on what this amount is. We so wish to be back on your Christmas list and to have you on ours.

Rellgar the Great

Where on earth did you get the idea that I stole gold from you? I did not such thing. I even left alone your village in #7 when I was fighting in the region. For the record, I only ever steal gold from cities - I consider robbing towns or villages a waste of time. So I'm going to ask that you prove this or else take it back.

SA-TY I have the reports from my loyal subjects that say you stole this gold from  both of my cities on 3 occasions, we even captured your agent and he confessed before his life left him. 

Rellgar the Great

Here is the report,
Theft                  An attempt was made to steal gold from the Sacred Order city of Meridon
                           (Area QC): Extra security was present on the scene. 11,189 gold was stolen
                           from the city of Meridon! Guards pursued the agents and nearly caught them,
                           but somehow they escaped in the dark.

    Theft                  An attempt was made to steal gold from the Sacred Order city of Evanon
                           (Area IN): Extra security was present on the scene. Guards were alerted to
                           the presence of foreign agents and prevented their activity in the area.
                            XXXXXXX was promoted as a result of the successful guard mission.
                           Our guards apprehended enemy agents while they were retreating and disposed
                           of them. During interrogation, the foreign agents provided the following
                           information, they were sent by the Tyrant kingdom.

    Theft                  An attempt was made to steal gold from the Sacred Order city of Meridon
                           (Area QC): The target was protected by an agent team on guard in addition
                           to regular security. 11,189 gold was stolen from the city of Meridon!
                           Guards pursued the agents and nearly caught them, but somehow they escaped
                           in the dark.