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**DuPont** · 07-26-2019, 03:08 PM

UN-Bondage Women in Hot Pants: You ladies stuck your head up too far and now everybody's playing Whack-A-Boob. Six on one does seem to be a bit of an overkill, though, so other than areas where we currently have kingdom assets in motion, we will not bother you lovely ladies any further.
UN-Old Farts: We have staked our claim to the same location as you. If you agree to back off peacefully, we will make no attempt to prevent anybody from leaving. But if they choose to stay, things might get a little bit...dicey.
UN-Stage Crew: We will let you know later if we need any food, but probably we will just be sending you gold this turn.

**Ashgar75** · 07-26-2019, 03:32 PM

RD - Stormgate Dinner Party

We see the Celebration taking place at Stormgate. That leaves us to wonder and question our knowledge of man and his Greater Castles. So much political power exerted on such an immovable structure. It makes me wonder if a force exists that can tear down those walls, or if maybe it is time to bring Dragon Fire to Stormgate. I will have to ponder the decision and hope that my delay does not end up being a costly one.

Enjoy your festivities.

Lord of the Blazen Skies!!!!

**Son of Conan** · 07-26-2019, 03:54 PM

I am also pondering the workings of man. I answer a call and help stop the evil female-version of this race, but then get invaded by the very Atlantians who made the call. And yet more, my emissaries and agents are being kidnapped. I would like to continue to help stop these evil females, but not while others snipe at my kingdom.
By the way, I did take back Mythgar and eliminated all evil women in that region, but they are like rats and are now infesting The Untamed Lands.
It is hard to fight the women on two fronts while other kingdoms continue to take shots at my kingdom.

**VballMichael** · 07-26-2019, 04:00 PM

(07-26-2019, 03:08 PM)DuPont Wrote: UN-Bondage Women in Hot Pants: You ladies stuck your head up too far and now everybody's playing Whack-A-Boob. Six on one does seem to be a bit of an overkill, though, so other than areas where we currently have kingdom assets in motion, we will not bother you lovely ladies any further.
UN-Old Farts: We have staked our claim to the same location as you. If you agree to back off peacefully, we will make no attempt to prevent anybody from leaving. But if they choose to stay, things might get a little bit...dicey.
UN-Stage Crew: We will let you know later if we need any food, but probably we will just be sending you gold this turn.

AucontraireUnderworld,wedonotseekmercy.
Wemerelywonderifsixisenough.
Butthankyouforyourchivalryandhonor.

**The Painted Man** · (This post was last modified: 07-26-2019, 04:27 PM by The Painted Man.)

(07-26-2019, 03:54 PM)Son of Conan Wrote: I am also pondering the workings of man. I answer a call and help stop the evil female-version of this race, but then get invaded by the very Atlantians who made the call. And yet more, my emissaries and agents are being kidnapped. I would like to continue to help stop these evil females, but not while others snipe at my kingdom.
By the way, I did take back Mythgar and eliminated all evil women in that region, but they are like rats and are now infesting The Untamed Lands.
It is hard to fight the women on two fronts while other kingdoms continue to take shots at my kingdom.

I would ask you to look at the actions taken by my kingdom. I announced during my call to arms that I would be playing defense, and such were my actions. If sleeping 4 Amazon emissaries and then attempting to pull my own back once I saw you had the issue handled is warlike to you, let me know and we can make it a war. I left your region after defending it on your behalf. My only remaining resource in Mythgar is the one YOU kidnapped. A "thank you" and the return of my emissary is what I require in exchange for helping you in your fight against the Amazon. You can leave me declared an enemy; I don't care. Failure to return my emissary and not at least going through the motions of thanking me will result in my return in full force, and not in a defensive capacity. I'd rather let you focus on the Amazon, but leave the choice to you.

You're welcome.

**Son of Conan** · (This post was last modified: 07-26-2019, 04:25 PM by Son of Conan.)

(07-26-2019, 04:09 PM)The Painted Man Wrote:
(07-26-2019, 03:54 PM)Son of Conan Wrote: I am also pondering the workings of man. I answer a call and help stop the evil female-version of this race, but then get invaded by the very Atlantians who made the call. And yet more, my emissaries and agents are being kidnapped. I would like to continue to help stop these evil females, but not while others snipe at my kingdom.
By the way, I did take back Mythgar and eliminated all evil women in that region, but they are like rats and are now infesting The Untamed Lands.
It is hard to fight the women on two fronts while other kingdoms continue to take shots at my kingdom.

I would ask you to look at the actions taken by my kingdom. I announced during my call to arms that I would be playing defense, and such were my actions. If sleeping 4 Amazon emissaries and then attempting to pull my own back once I saw you had the issue handled is warlike to you, let me know and we can make it a war. I left your region after defending it on your behalf. My only remaining resource in Mythgar is the one YOU kidnapped. A "thank you" and the return of my emissary is what I require in exchange for helping you in your fight against the Amazon. You can leave me declared an enemy; I don't care. Failure to return my emissary and at least going through the motions of thanking me will result in my return in full force, and not in a defensive capacity. I'd rather let you focus on the Amazon, but leave the choice to you.

You're welcome.

Thank you. It is just that I see AT people all over the place. You are correct that you did not take any offensive actions against me. It just seemed like a lot of people. And your claim that the only remaining asset in my kingdom is the captured prince just is not true. If you expect me to trust you, then let's talk about the folks still at my towns and villages. I will return your little lost prince for 1 gold. He has not been harmed, and we even let him have fun with some of the Amazon captives before we killed them. I am moving in full force into Untamed but will change all directions if invaded. In the meantime, whoever is kidnapping my emissaries will be my target even if it means letting the Amazons take over the world. I will be searching for my lost emissaries, so if they are hidden, I will have some good guesses on who has them.

**The Painted Man** · (This post was last modified: 07-26-2019, 05:56 PM by The Painted Man.)

You're right, and that's me not looking closer at my own results. I had changed some things and didn't vacate completely. My apologies on the oversight there. My original plans had them all moving back out. Again, my oversight and it's my turn to apologize. I left the neutral ones so you could take them back uncontested and will move the rest out this turn.

Good luck against the ladies. Let me know how I can help.

**DuPont** · 07-26-2019, 05:14 PM

(07-26-2019, 04:21 PM)Son of Conan Wrote: I will be searching for my lost emissaries, so if they are hidden, I will have some good guesses on who has them.

(Deep voice, Jamaican accent) It wasn't me.

**The Painted Man** · 07-26-2019, 06:13 PM

(07-26-2019, 05:14 PM)DuPont Wrote:
(07-26-2019, 04:21 PM)Son of Conan Wrote: I will be searching for my lost emissaries, so if they are hidden, I will have some good guesses on who has them.
(Deep voice, Jamaican accent) It wasn't me.

I keep seeing the scene from Liar Liar where he comes out of the elevator, turns around and says "It was meeeeee!"

Not saying it was you; I just like that scene.

**Strylian** · (This post was last modified: 07-26-2019, 11:12 PM by Strylian.)

(07-26-2019, 02:22 PM)VballMichael Wrote: Wellthishasbeeninteresting.
Menandbeastseverywhere.
IseearmiesandemissariesofAtlantiansBlackDragonsUnderworldAncientOnesIllusionistsandRedDragonsallupinourbusiness.
TheAtlantianswiththeircalltoarmsdidsavetheworldfromanAmazonvictory,butnowsixononeisalottohandlebutweareuptothetask.
Evenaswefadefromviewbyoverwhelmingnumbers,remembertheAmazonswereoncethebest.

IL - AM We have sent no emissaries or armies to confront the Amazons. We have only taken action on the high council, and that was only done because of our donors to our charity P.E.R.I.O.D. where feeling deceived since they have not seen any improvement in the writing skills of the Amazonian women. We would be willing to stop any aggressive action towards the Amazon nation if they will just write this with all proper punctuation.

We Amazon's are dedicated to the proposition that all our children are entitled to a proper education under the law.

This will keep Don Julio of the Underworld from knocking off our people for not using their funds properly.

IL - UN Don Julio, your continued support in our quest for the betterment of all hairy one titted women is welcome. How much can we expect this season?