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(07-10-2019, 09:09 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: (07-10-2019, 07:51 PM)Strylian Wrote: (07-10-2019, 03:27 PM)DuPont Wrote: Atlantis Morissette, you need a bath. Better go sink your city pronto.
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Atlantis has upstaged our show!! We must work harder.
We are the best. PERIOD.
Your the best at Peroids? I bet they are soggy periods.
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Another season has passed and as we shake ourselves from our mild summer hibernation we see that Sorority Girls have taken over a quarter of the map and likely continue to expand. Who will rise like our grand city and oppose them? I'd do it, but a bit busy.
Youngblood, don't forget my bevy of canned goods this turn.
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Don'tyouworrykindsirwearealloverthatmissionofstoppingthosedamnedsororitygirlsfromtakingoverandhelpingthedragonsandotherassorteddastardlybeaststoovercomeandriseaboveanddoallthosegreatthingsthatthesespawnshoulddo,butinthemeantimeweareconcentratingonourupcomingsocialyouknowthesedamnedmixersarekillerandtheincomingclassissostupidandlazybutkindofhotsowearecourtingabroadarrayofnewsororitygirlsandwelookforwardtoanymalevisitorsbecauseoursupplyofbabymakersisrunninglowsolinethingsupandcomeonin.Anyway,beennicechattingwithyoufolksbutwedohaveakingdomtorunandaregiontodefend.
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UN-Crimson, scaley, flying things: We found Prince F. Winrock, Esq, intoxicated and face-down in an ally in our fair city. Of course, we picked him up and carried him somewhere where he'd be quite safe. Unfortunately, he vomited copious amounts of half-digested goat all over the bed of our fine establishment and ruined a bunch of 800 thread count Zamoran cotton sheets which will need to be replaced. If you wish him to return to service, please send 20k gold to us and we'll put him on the next wagon train to the west.
UN-Users of Illusion: Do you only want to trade for gold this turn, or would you also like to sell some surplus food on a 1 to 1 basis?
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Ok, fine. I'll be the one to do it. A formal call to arms. The Amazon has gained power... too much too fast. We all risk suffering under her heels if we simply stand back and watch. It may already be too late if we are only now mobilizing. My hope is that others have silently taken up arms to break her hold on Pellinor or Nyvaria. Or that the Dragons, be they Inky or Vermilion, fly now to Stormgate for a decisive battle.
So, we prepare to water our lawns for the final time and leave them to the majesty of our irrigation systems. We pack our jars and jars and jars of liniment. We scrape the rust from our garden tools and prepare for the harvest of young souls. In short, we prepare for war.
Who shall join us? And how shall we split the spoils? I doubt there are any Amazons of an age to interest us, but I guess "dibs" on any and all GILFs.
Cry 'havoc!', etc. etc. etc.
Also, has anyone seen my Rambler scooter? I'll need to make sure it is fully charged for this.
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Ohbeassuredmanofatlantisthatothershavetakenuuparmsandareevennowworkingtotakecontrolofregionsunseenbyyoubutcertainlyseenbymeanddontyoumenthinkthatidontseethosenastylittleemissariescreepingintomysanctuariesandtryingtotakethingsawaythatdonotbelongtothem.Asforarmies,well,youbetterhaveabigoneheehee.IhaveanicearmywaitingforyouatStormgateandanotheronpatrolinanundisclosedregion.Sadly,itmaybeafewturnsbeforeicanmovetoanewareaofconquestasiamalittlebusyputtingdownrebellionsrightnow.Butdontworryiwilleventuallygetaroundtoyou.
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(07-17-2019, 07:48 PM)DuPont Wrote: UN-Crimson, scaley, flying things: We found Prince F. Winrock, Esq, intoxicated and face-down in an ally in our fair city. Of course, we picked him up and carried him somewhere where he'd be quite safe. Unfortunately, he vomited copious amounts of half-digested goat all over the bed of our fine establishment and ruined a bunch of 800 thread count Zamoran cotton sheets which will need to be replaced. If you wish him to return to service, please send 20k gold to us and we'll put him on the next wagon train to the west.
UN-Users of Illusion: Do you only want to trade for gold this turn, or would you also like to sell some surplus food on a 1 to 1 basis?
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You of the shadows. I would hope you might reconsider your offer. While Prim es are very valuable, I do believe my goodwill is just as valuable. When I saw the smelly furry half men move against you, I moved against him. I drew his Army Group and his focus off of you. I moved that Prince to take his city. When I saw you were prepared to take it back I made no move to interfere. I had actually issued a Command for him to leave your City. Unfortunately your agents moved too quickly. By my vote on the high council, you should see that my intentions were completely noble. I prefer battle and carnage. I leave the world of shadows and hidden hands to you. I would appreciate the return of my Prince for 1 gold while I continue my actions against the half men. I await your decision.
As to the lady men, I am otherwise engaged and must focus my efforts where they are.
I wish you all well in your battles.
Lord of the Blazen Skies!!!
Ashgar the Bloodthirsty.
My blood, your blood, what difference does it make!
Time will tell.................
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(07-17-2019, 07:48 PM)DuPont Wrote: UN-Crimson, scaley, flying things: We found Prince F. Winrock, Esq, intoxicated and face-down in an ally in our fair city. Of course, we picked him up and carried him somewhere where he'd be quite safe. Unfortunately, he vomited copious amounts of half-digested goat all over the bed of our fine establishment and ruined a bunch of 800 thread count Zamoran cotton sheets which will need to be replaced. If you wish him to return to service, please send 20k gold to us and we'll put him on the next wagon train to the west.
UN-Users of Illusion: Do you only want to trade for gold this turn, or would you also like to sell some surplus food on a 1 to 1 basis IL - UN Godfather, we will be pleased to work out a deal with you. We could sell you up to an additional 25,000 bushels of food. Just let us know the details so we can pass them onto our trade ministry. godfather would you be interested in an alliance to facilitate the easy of transfers?
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IL - AM We find it disturbing that even though we have raised copious amounts of money to teach young Amazonian women how to speak and write properly, we feel that the monies from the P.E.R.O.I.D. program are not being used for which they are intended. We see no improvement so we will have to levy sanctions against the one titted ones. The good news is that we did come up with a new trick to make your other tit disappear so you will be geometrically whole again.
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