5302 - Forum diplomacy with every turn result that ends a season

[Son of Conan]

We of the Black Dragons have been sitting back and watching and waiting for the right chance.
We see the Dwarves have been strong-armed into paying 20K gold for 30K food.
We will offer the same deal to the brutish, fast talking women from the north.
Turns 5 and 6 and 7 unless someone interferes with our ability to deliver. And if that happens, we will wreak vengeance.

As for the young Atlantians, who were not yet conceived when the first Blacks sailed across the skies, we do wish peace with your folks, but a village is a village and does need proper guidance and maintenance and so we shall take it under our wings, so to speak. If you feel that means war, then thus it must be.

[Brekk]

Strong armed a dwarf over gold haha, wrastled him right down I did, who said dragons didn’t have a sense of humor!

[kevindusi]

We of the Black Dragons have been sitting back and watching and waiting for the right chance.
We see the Dwarves have been strong-armed into paying 20K gold for 30K food.
We will offer the same deal to the brutish, fast talking women from the north.
Turns 5 and 6 and 7 unless someone interferes with our ability to deliver. And if that happens, we will wreak vengeance.

As for the young Atlantians, who were not yet conceived when the first Blacks sailed across the skies, we do wish peace with your folks, but a village is a village and does need proper guidance and maintenance and so we shall take it under our wings, so to speak. If you feel that means war, then thus it must be.

We'll call this one a gift. I can hardly do the same inside my region and not understand your actions. I'm now off your lawn. Stay off mine.

[Son of Conan]

Do droppings from above count as being on your lawn?

[Brekk]

Do droppings from above count as being on your lawn?

To him, most certainly.

[Strylian]

Do droppings from above count as being on your lawn?

We do not know why? The droppings make his lawn grow, or maybe if there are enough droppings and they are put together, they can be used to build an island to raise his sunken city. Just think how green his lawn would be then!

[kevindusi]

Returning to my slumber sounds appealing at this point. Almost as much so as sending some of you to yours. But not the dragons; never the dragons.

[VballMichael]

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[Ry Vor]

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I thought supercalifragalisticexpeolodocious was long.

[Strylian]

My Lords and Ladies of the Court. How good it is to see all of you. Are you here for our 1800 show? Please buy your tickets in advance they are sure to go fast. Remember all proceed to go to our Charity PERIOD. Ment to help women in the Amazon learn to read and write!

IL-RD Lord Scally Flying Lizard. We have seen you flying over our skies and mapping out our territory? Do you come for the fishing?

IL-RD We look forward to your donation to our Arcane Arts in the Schools.

IL-All Hugs and Kisses All