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**Strylian** · 07-02-2019, 06:04 PM

(07-02-2019, 05:54 PM)Diamond Cutter Wrote: "I left the town in your region neutral"

I didn't see this, my apologies.

All is good my Barbarian friend. At some point we would like to have a summit to discuss equal pay and the right to vote for Barbarian women.

**Brekk** · (This post was last modified: 07-03-2019, 01:01 AM by Brekk.)

I will pay 10k gold or food for a vote on the high council this turn, to be paid next turn. 1 food/gold in exchange for 10k state your preference

**Strylian** · 07-03-2019, 01:03 AM

My Lord Wrinkled One. The gold will come in handy. Our new stage is coming. We will give you the vote for 10k gold.

**DuPont** · (This post was last modified: 07-03-2019, 01:34 AM by DuPont.)

UN-Neon Lord: As the winter cut production of the town way down, we can send you 10k gold this turn for 1 food. If you would rather wait three turns for the next transaction instead of burning an order for that, you will get a much more lucrative haul, then.
UN-Victims of Procrustes: You have chosen to fight with us. Don't blame us when you wake up and find your flea-infested beards have been shaven off and given to the Green Dragons to nest in.

**Ashgar75** · 07-03-2019, 01:31 AM

(07-02-2019, 03:08 PM)Strylian Wrote:
(07-02-2019, 03:22 AM)Ashgar75 Wrote:
(07-02-2019, 02:05 AM)Strylian Wrote: My Lords and Ladies of the Court. How good it is to see all of you. Are you here for our 1800 show? Please buy your tickets in advance they are sure to go fast. Remember all proceed to go to our Charity PERIOD. Ment to help women in the Amazon learn to read and write!

IL-RD Lord Scally Flying Lizard. We have seen you flying over our skies and mapping out our territory? Do you come for the fishing?

IL-RD We look forward to your donation to our Arcane Arts in the Schools donation.

IL-All Hugs and Kisses All

Mortal Trickster,

I would guard that tongue if you wish to continue practicing your illusions. I have no doubt that other kingdoms such as those little Dwarven folk, and the Crafty Underworld would both echo your concerns. My patrols have been pursuing my desires. The fact that your city and your village were uncovered during this process I take as very fortuitous.

There will be no donations, but I do believe that my patrols may be needed elsewhere. If you should wish to send me searching for my desires in a far reaching land, I would be happy to cross this great continent to explore those opportunities.

RD - All I see many of you have decided to spill blood in your pursuits. I am envious and will join the fray. I see the AT and AN, the UN and DW, the NE and CI, and the RA also going after the AT. Where to go, where to go. I want shinny treasures. I wonder who has them.

Lord of the Blazen Skies!!!

Lord of the Temperamental Flying Lizards.

There was an error in our communication before. It is the UN we look forward to their donation to our pet charity. P.E.R.O.I.D.

We are concerned about the anger of the Dragon Lords though and we blame the Rap Music. Perhaps a nice Chopan or a Beethoven would help. Remember you are no longer a tadpole and you must watch your blood pressure.

We also feel that part of the problem might be your diet. We are very concerned with the use of commercial pesticides, herbicides, and growth hormones. Let’s face it what is a Dragon but a very powerful, intelligent, and magnificent over grown bug.

We would like to offer you 20k of good organic grain to feed the children your schools. So they can grow big and strong and pesticide free. All we ask is that you leave our homeland alone and to ply your more angry talents in other places.

We would be willing to publicly claim the Lord of the Sky as a friend and ally or set up a trade of 20k food for 1 gold.

Just think. If you’ll be my body guard I could be your long lost Pal. I can call you Betty and Betty when you call me you can call me Al. Call me Al.

OOC I do believe Unilateral Transfers can only be done between allies correct?

Mortal Trickster,

You are an interesting one. In one moment your words could flay the skin clean off the bones, and then you follow that up with words of temptation offering friendship. We find you mighty interesting. Dragon Hides can't be flayed, so your words are nothing more than entertaining, but food, hmmmm, food is by far a very welcome offer. I agree to your terms.

Lord of the Blazen Skies!!!

**Strylian** · 07-03-2019, 01:34 AM

(07-03-2019, 01:21 AM)DuPont Wrote: UN-Neon Lord: As the winter cut production of the town way down, we can send you 10k gold this turn for 1 food. If you would rather wait three turns for the next transaction instead of burning an order for that, you will get a much more lucrative haul, then.
UN-Victims of Procrustes: You have chosen to fight with us. Don't blame us when you wake up and find your flea-infested beards have been shaven off and given to the Green Dragons to next in.

IN-Godfather we can wait for the next Counsel of the Kingdoms.

**kevindusi** · 07-03-2019, 02:40 AM

(07-03-2019, 01:03 AM)Strylian Wrote: My Lord Wrinkled One. The gold will come in handy. Our new stage is coming. We will give you the vote for 10k gold.

I will match that with an offer to pay 12k gold for Nay vote, as well as our time-tested recipe for Raisin Bran.

**Valuthor** · 07-03-2019, 03:00 AM

Rangersss we thank you for the feasssst of your agent we will be ssssakrificing him to our godsss asss tribute. Let thisss be a lesssson to any in our landsss.

Any we capture outssside our land we will negotiate termsss.

**Strylian** · 07-03-2019, 03:01 AM

12k gold. Hmm can we say 15K gold Old Wrinkled Ones and your famous Oatmeal recipe?

**Strylian** · 07-03-2019, 03:03 AM

(07-03-2019, 03:00 AM)OValuthor Wrote: Rangersss we thank you for the feasssst of your agent we will be ssssakrificing him to our godsss asss tribute. Let thisss be a lesssson to any in our landsss.

Any we capture outssside our land we will negotiate termsss.

The Lizard Men sure take the phrase whistle while you work to heartsss.