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07-02-2019, 03:05 AM
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OK I have had enough you old cranky bastard by the sea. Calling the police on our speed dating party for “being to loud and after 8”. I have never liked you, you were a crappy babysitter!
ITS ON LIKE DONY KONG!!
Lord of the Mountains it was nice doing business with you.
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(07-02-2019, 02:05 AM)Strylian Wrote: My Lords and Ladies of the Court. How good it is to see all of you. Are you here for our 1800 show? Please buy your tickets in advance they are sure to go fast. Remember all proceed to go to our Charity PERIOD. Ment to help women in the Amazon learn to read and write!
IL-RD Lord Scally Flying Lizard. We have seen you flying over our skies and mapping out our territory? Do you come for the fishing?
IL-RD We look forward to your donation to our Arcane Arts in the Schools donation.
IL-All Hugs and Kisses All
Mortal Trickster,
I would guard that tongue if you wish to continue practicing your illusions. I have no doubt that other kingdoms such as those little Dwarven folk, and the Crafty Underworld would both echo your concerns. My patrols have been pursuing my desires. The fact that your city and your village were uncovered during this process I take as very fortuitous.
There will be no donations, but I do believe that my patrols may be needed elsewhere. If you should wish to send me searching for my desires in a far reaching land, I would be happy to cross this great continent to explore those opportunities.
RD - All I see many of you have decided to spill blood in your pursuits. I am envious and will join the fray. I see the AT and AN, the UN and DW, the NE and CI, and the RA also going after the AT. Where to go, where to go. I want shinny treasures. I wonder who has them.
Lord of the Blazen Skies!!!
Ashgar the Bloodthirsty.
My blood, your blood, what difference does it make!
Time will tell.................
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(07-02-2019, 03:05 AM)Brekk Wrote: OK I have had enough you old cranky bastard by the sea. Calling the police on our speed dating party for “being to loud and after 8”. I have never liked you, you were a crappy babysitter!
ITS ON LIKE DONY KONG!!
Lord of the Mountains it was nice doing business with you.
We’re not quite to the stage of breaking out the emergency prune rations, m’ijo. Enjoy your villages. There’s still plenty of early bird specials to be found around these parts. You’ve sullied our porches enough, and now we shall have to remove you. I remember when you used to toilet paper our houses. This feels like that, but without the benefit of the free TP.
Atlantis is forever closed to you. Your parents never signed the waiver.
Unrelated, but anyone fancy a food trade next month (not the current month). Say, 20k gold for twice that in food? I’d be the one with the gold; you provide the food. Must be willing to dislike the “Ancient” ones at least a little. The more time he wastes in Zamora, the more open his towns and villages are.
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07-02-2019, 12:41 PM
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Li- Bl. You took a town we had agreed to keep. We are claiming the village in our territory as oursss. Asss a nicenesss we are giving you thisss warning ssso you may tax your citizensss
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(07-02-2019, 05:12 AM)The Painted Man Wrote: (07-02-2019, 03:05 AM)Brekk Wrote: OK I have had enough you old cranky bastard by the sea. Calling the police on our speed dating party for “being to loud and after 8”. I have never liked you, you were a crappy babysitter!
ITS ON LIKE DONY KONG!!
Lord of the Mountains it was nice doing business with you.
We’re not quite to the stage of breaking out the emergency prune rations, m’ijo. Enjoy your villages. There’s still plenty of early bird specials to be found around these parts. You’ve sullied our porches enough, and now we shall have to remove you. I remember when you used to toilet paper our houses. This feels like that, but without the benefit of the free TP.
Atlantis is forever closed to you. Your parents never signed the waiver.
Unrelated, but anyone fancy a food trade next month (not the current month). Say, 20k gold for twice that in food? I’d be the one with the gold; you provide the food. Must be willing to dislike the “Ancient” ones at least a little. The more time he wastes in Zamora, the more open his towns and villages are.
Aiding my enemy doesn't make you my friend in fact leave me and the old man to our dispute.
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(07-02-2019, 03:22 AM)Ashgar75 Wrote: (07-02-2019, 02:05 AM)Strylian Wrote: My Lords and Ladies of the Court. How good it is to see all of you. Are you here for our 1800 show? Please buy your tickets in advance they are sure to go fast. Remember all proceed to go to our Charity PERIOD. Ment to help women in the Amazon learn to read and write!
IL-RD Lord Scally Flying Lizard. We have seen you flying over our skies and mapping out our territory? Do you come for the fishing?
IL-RD We look forward to your donation to our Arcane Arts in the Schools donation.
IL-All Hugs and Kisses All
Mortal Trickster,
I would guard that tongue if you wish to continue practicing your illusions. I have no doubt that other kingdoms such as those little Dwarven folk, and the Crafty Underworld would both echo your concerns. My patrols have been pursuing my desires. The fact that your city and your village were uncovered during this process I take as very fortuitous.
There will be no donations, but I do believe that my patrols may be needed elsewhere. If you should wish to send me searching for my desires in a far reaching land, I would be happy to cross this great continent to explore those opportunities.
RD - All I see many of you have decided to spill blood in your pursuits. I am envious and will join the fray. I see the AT and AN, the UN and DW, the NE and CI, and the RA also going after the AT. Where to go, where to go. I want shinny treasures. I wonder who has them.
Lord of the Blazen Skies!!!
Lord of the Temperamental Flying Lizards.
There was an error in our communication before. It is the UN we look forward to their donation to our pet charity. P.E.R.O.I.D.
We are concerned about the anger of the Dragon Lords though and we blame the Rap Music. Perhaps a nice Chopan or a Beethoven would help. Remember you are no longer a tadpole and you must watch your blood pressure.
We also feel that part of the problem might be your diet. We are very concerned with the use of commercial pesticides, herbicides, and growth hormones. Let’s face it what is a Dragon but a very powerful, intelligent, and magnificent over grown bug.
We would like to offer you 20k of good organic grain to feed the children your schools. So they can grow big and strong and pesticide free. All we ask is that you leave our homeland alone and to ply your more angry talents in other places.
We would be willing to publicly claim the Lord of the Sky as a friend and ally or set up a trade of 20k food for 1 gold.
Just think. If you’ll be my body guard I could be your long lost Pal. I can call you Betty and Betty when you call me you can call me Al. Call me Al.
OOC I do believe Unilateral Transfers can only be done between allies correct?
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"We would like to offer you 20k of good organic grain to feed the children your schools. So they can grow big and strong and pesticide free. All we ask is that you leave our homeland alone and to ply your more angry talents in other places."
I'm glad the food you got from my Village you took will be going to good use.
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(07-02-2019, 02:56 PM)Brekk Wrote: (07-02-2019, 05:12 AM)The Painted Man Wrote: (07-02-2019, 03:05 AM)Brekk Wrote: OK I have had enough you old cranky bastard by the sea. Calling the police on our speed dating party for “being to loud and after 8”. I have never liked you, you were a crappy babysitter!
ITS ON LIKE DONY KONG!!
Lord of the Mountains it was nice doing business with you.
We’re not quite to the stage of breaking out the emergency prune rations, m’ijo. Enjoy your villages. There’s still plenty of early bird specials to be found around these parts. You’ve sullied our porches enough, and now we shall have to remove you. I remember when you used to toilet paper our houses. This feels like that, but without the benefit of the free TP.
Atlantis is forever closed to you. Your parents never signed the waiver.
Unrelated, but anyone fancy a food trade next month (not the current month). Say, 20k gold for twice that in food? I’d be the one with the gold; you provide the food. Must be willing to dislike the “Ancient” ones at least a little. The more time he wastes in Zamora, the more open his towns and villages are.
Aiding my enemy doesn't make you my friend in fact leave me and the old man to our dispute.
You don't intimidate me and I doubt you intimidate the others. Sneaking into Zamora after 10pm when all respectable people are sleeping doesn't make you powerful; It makes you a nuisance. Leave now and I'll let you pick the switch that I spank you with, little britches. Hang out longer and not only will you be grounded, you'll lose your allowance.
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(07-02-2019, 03:18 PM)Diamond Cutter Wrote: "We would like to offer you 20k of good organic grain to feed the children your schools. So they can grow big and strong and pesticide free. All we ask is that you leave our homeland alone and to ply your more angry talents in other places."
I'm glad the food you got from my Village you took will be going to good use.
I left the town in your region neutral for you to take in exchange as we claimed in the first counsel of Kingdoms and we again said as much at the second. We kept our bargain Lord of the Barbarians. You are free to take it by any means you like. We hope your entertainment in the east goes well for you.
Live your life so that the fear of death can never enter your heart, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes, they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way.
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"I left the town in your region neutral"
I didn't see this, my apologies.
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