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**The Painted Man** · 12-09-2019, 10:01 PM

Halfling in the house! Hi team!

Anyone else wondering why the hirsute hugger of trees has yet to hit the "I win!" button? Crimson was asking me about it this morning and I had to let him/her know that it wasn't because he didn't know where it was. I mean, look at his options in the Championship game!! So if not that reason, dearest Crimson, then why? I for one grow tired of this lonesome life, with my dearest being chased from this world and the Lizardperson continuing to play with my emotions.

In other news we're replacing most of the bakeries in Zamora with fro-yo. It seems most of the cupcake tins had been shat upon during the period of Illusionist occupation. Does anyone want some cupcakes?

XOXO,
The Halfling

***Brekk*** · 12-09-2019, 10:05 PM

AT --> IL

Actually peace doesn't seem to be in your game plan otherwise I'd consider it. So for now I will take my chances while I have the edge on that group Smile

**The Painted Man** · 12-11-2019, 05:34 PM

Hey guys! Super jazzed Halfling here!

Just wanted to get an early shout-out to the mean old Lizardperson to not take any of my stuff this turn. He tends to do that. In other news, we found more defiled bake-ware in Mythgar. Free to a good home! Otherwise we'll likely just throw it into a volcano or something; this is the first time Crimson has refused to sniff something...

Love you all to pieces!
The Halfling

**Wookie Panz** · 12-11-2019, 05:43 PM

(12-11-2019, 05:34 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: Hey guys! Super jazzed Halfling here!

Just wanted to get an early shout-out to the mean old Lizardperson to not take any of my stuff this turn. He tends to do that. In other news, we found more defiled bake-ware in Mythgar. Free to a good home! Otherwise we'll likely just throw it into a volcano or something; this is the first time Crimson has refused to sniff something...

Love you all to pieces!
The Halfling

Of course what is your can stay yours although it belonged to that nasty IL guy when my troops set out to move there. Nice going on getting Mythgar. Did you know it used to be home to a lot of lizard people? They really miss it.
I stepped in a cow pie up in Triumvia. They seem to be everywhere!
As much as I miss you I am having a great time with my new best bud, the young salt from Atlantis. He gives me lots of gold and food and takes me sailing.
Best regards to Crimson.

Lizzy

**The Painted Man** · (This post was last modified: 12-13-2019, 07:30 PM by The Painted Man.)

Hi everyone! This is a somewhat less excited Halfling writing to you today. It is with great regret that I must inform everyone of the eminent closure of various establishments, all located in the great city of Python Cove. Due to (unwelcome) visits by the Druid and Illusionist (and their wizards and troops), along with the rising cost of both skilled bakery chefs as well as their accoutrements, the following businesses are closed, effective immediately:

The Happy Hairfeet Bar and Grill (home of the Shire-ly Temple, every kids' favorite)
Crimson's Dessert Den (famous for the "Beignet and The Jets" tray)
Onion Rings to Rule Them All (try the "volcano" level hot sauce!)
Frodo's Fro-yo (take some home in a doggy Bag End)
Lady and The Scampi (pet friendly seafood pasta!)
Second to Naan (for the traveling Nomad)

We are uncertain at this time what culinary options the new owners will have.

Regards,
Management

Draugr · 12-13-2019, 08:59 PM

DU
Seems someone felt the need to kidnap our food and pork chop. We would like them back. We fear the lizardmen may have miss understood there names and something terrible has fallen upon them.

***Brekk*** · 12-13-2019, 09:56 PM

Personally I hope they are eaten slooooooowly!

**RELLGAR** · 12-14-2019, 12:35 AM

(12-13-2019, 07:29 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: Hi everyone! This is a somewhat less excited Halfling writing to you today. It is with great regret that I must inform everyone of the eminent closure of various establishments, all located in the great city of Python Cove. Due to (unwelcome) visits by the Druid and Illusionist (and their wizards and troops), along with the rising cost of both skilled bakery chefs as well as their accoutrements, the following businesses are closed, effective immediately:

The Happy Hairfeet Bar and Grill (home of the Shire-ly Temple, every kids' favorite)
Crimson's Dessert Den (famous for the "Beignet and The Jets" tray)
Onion Rings to Rule Them All (try the "volcano" level hot sauce!)
Frodo's Fro-yo (take some home in a doggy Bag End)
Lady and The Scampi (pet friendly seafood pasta!)
Second to Naan (for the traveling Nomad)

We are uncertain at this time what culinary options the new owners will have.

Regards,
Management

IL-HA I'm sorry, was we supposed to make reservations? We was so excited to try all your eating establishments, Onion Rings to rule them all was rated 5 stars on Yelping!
I plan to open a new restaurant that serves halfling meat pies.

**Wookie Panz** · 12-14-2019, 12:58 PM

(12-13-2019, 08:59 PM)Draugr Wrote: DU
Seems someone felt the need to kidnap our food and pork chop. We would like them back. We fear the lizardmen may have miss understood there names and something terrible has fallen upon them.

Mr. Tree Hugger, please be assured that your Princes, food and pork chop, are resting comfortably at our food court. Actually they are nervously checking the menu out.
What would you propose to give us for their return? Keep in mind that you have taken nearly all of Sword Coast from us so from our perspective you have a great deal to give and real estate would be our first choice.
We would also like to see you claim victory in this tryst as your partner will not be capable of joining you on the podium.

Lizzy

**Wookie Panz** · 12-15-2019, 04:17 PM

LI - DU We we told those green horn Captains leading our 4th group to be sure to keep moving and by all means don't linger out in the open but oh no, they had to take a nap in the plains! Sure enough, with the siege of Stormgate finally ended here comes the DU army group with Warlords, high powered wizards and close to 40 brigades to spank them. If there was a next time they would probably remember but next time is not likely.
Mr. Tree hugger if you still want your princes back maybe we could strike a deal?