5472 Steel No Fly

[HabeusCorpus]

AN - ALL
Welcome to Steel No Fly.  Word from the Wise.  Wisdom comes with age.  Being very old ... we are very wise.  When we speak one should listen closely.  It is very logical.

AN - TY
Moving my forces through back to their homeland ... we do hope that they will be allowed to travel in peace.  We can be valuable trading partners and, of course, we will leave those treasures untouched.

Ooooh, squishies. Tell nice lady Tyrant where come from and we let you go where you go. Else squish.

AN - TY

This feels a little extortionate but we are wise and recognize the unfortunate tautology of the present circumstance.  Squish would be an unfortunate outcome for us both.  It would be wise to let us keep it until T4.  Do we have mutual concurrence? 

If I am using words that are too big for you perhaps it can be simply translated to ... no squish now....squish later after turn 4.

P.S. Nice notepad.

Words not too big to know for Mrs. Tyrant, but too big to say. Save effort for make squish time with Mr. Tyrant. I tell him you like his notepad; he say no thank you. Flattered.

Will be blunt. No care about you. Tell where come from and we say ok to deal. Hide behind big words and we say no and squish group, then town.

AN-TY

I see that you are a King of eloquence and virtue if not outright benevolence. In our wisdom we concur.  We have conviction in your rectitude.  As the crow flies one to the east and four to the north lies that which you covet.   Please provide notification of the quantum of time for the expected exchange, such that we may extract maximum capital from our subjects prior to their subjugation under your tyrannical tyrant rule.

[The Painted Man]

AN-TY

I see that you are a King of eloquence and virtue if not outright benevolence. In our wisdom we concur.  We have conviction in your rectitude.  As the crow flies one to the east and four to the north lies that which you covet.   Please provide notification of the quantum of time for the expected exchange, such that we may extract maximum capital from our subjects prior to their subjugation under your tyrannical tyrant rule.

Enjoy rectumtude.

[VballMichael]

DE-RA
I have sailed over the town you have in my region, If you can tax it that would be awesome.

I cannot do it this turn, but I will tax it on turn 3.

[DuPont]

PI-ALL: Arg, I apologize for showing my bare, tattooed hairy arse, but when I went to bail my bladder off the poop deck, I discovered there was no opening in my pantaloons. My tailor told me that no flies were allowed, the bastard! So I have to drop 'em to my knees while I return Neptune's gift to Him.

PI-EL: We be takin' ye town next turn. We be suggesting ye slap a tax of the blighters. Do be letting us know ye plans, though.

[HabeusCorpus]

AN - All

Greetings. We would appreciate open communication from anyone in our lands. It is wise to be transparent and not covert. We will be amicable in our dealings.

[Dwellomir]

AM - ALL
Greetings from the Amazones. Even if we do like strong men, we would prefer more friendly and peaceful dealings with our fellow Maelstrominians. Make love not war. And we are open for trade.

AM - RA

"I need a first target. Any volunteers?"

If the Ravishing Rangers leaves the Amazing Amazonians in peace, the Amazing Amazonians will leave the Ravishing Rangers in peace.

AM - TY (Mrs)
Lady to lady: Let's go squish elsewhere for now 

[uncledarkseid]

PI-ALL: Arg, I apologize for showing my bare, tattooed hairy arse, but when I went to bail my bladder off the poop deck, I discovered there was no opening in my pantaloons. My tailor told me that no flies were allowed, the bastard! So I have to drop 'em to my knees while I return Neptune's gift to Him.

PI-EL: We be takin' ye town next turn. We be suggesting ye slap a tax of the blighters. Do be letting us know ye plans, though.

Elen sila lumen Oventielvo.  (Or some Elvy thing like that).
With a heavy heart our king has issued the tax burden upon your desired population center.  I am certain the entire region will be outraged against us, but we Elves do love our treasury full!

[uncledarkseid]

El-all
Before we speak again, I will advise that any pops I encounter in the lands of Darkover will be usurped under our control. This will not happen before turn four, both as a show of goodwill, and due to the fact that I did not discover any last turn.

[Acererak]

WA-SO: Gotta take your town. It's easier and better for you if you tax it. I'll give you until turn 3.

[The Painted Man]

AM - TY (Mrs)
Lady to lady: Let's go squish elsewhere for now 

Agree. More fun squish men. 

Hey, why you shave mustache since last see you?