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**The Painted Man** · 07-22-2021, 07:03 PM

(07-22-2021, 06:36 PM)Flevis Wrote:
(07-22-2021, 05:50 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: I have 50k in food available. I'd need to get that order updated relatively soon and would insist on an anti-War-ish-lock haiku and/or sonnet as payment. And probably like 5k gold just so that there is some form of remuneration.

Mr. Prince, remuneration essentially means "payment". Didn't want you to not understand.

I will put the order in 50,000 food for 5,000 gold and a haiku

I can't speak for everyone else but I'm certainly excited!

**VballMichael** · (This post was last modified: 07-22-2021, 07:56 PM by VballMichael.)

(07-22-2021, 07:03 PM)The Painted Man Wrote:
(07-22-2021, 06:36 PM)Flevis Wrote:
(07-22-2021, 05:50 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: I have 50k in food available. I'd need to get that order updated relatively soon and would insist on an anti-War-ish-lock haiku and/or sonnet as payment. And probably like 5k gold just so that there is some form of remuneration.

Mr. Prince, remuneration essentially means "payment". Didn't want you to not understand.

I will put the order in 50,000 food for 5,000 gold and a haiku

I can't speak for everyone else but I'm certainly excited!

Not that I don't love a good threesome, but it seems the WTE and GN are allies, so the continuous trading with the Lizard (plus rewards for High Council teaming) seems a bit outside of the parameters set up. I am having enough trouble recovering from the AM attack and his LI ally follow-up attack without the LI getting extra help. See page 1 for trading limits.

**The Painted Man** · 07-22-2021, 08:34 PM

(07-22-2021, 07:53 PM)VballMichael Wrote:
(07-22-2021, 07:03 PM)The Painted Man Wrote:
(07-22-2021, 06:36 PM)Flevis Wrote:
(07-22-2021, 05:50 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: I have 50k in food available. I'd need to get that order updated relatively soon and would insist on an anti-War-ish-lock haiku and/or sonnet as payment. And probably like 5k gold just so that there is some form of remuneration.

Mr. Prince, remuneration essentially means "payment". Didn't want you to not understand.

I will put the order in 50,000 food for 5,000 gold and a haiku

I can't speak for everyone else but I'm certainly excited!

Not that I don't love a good threesome, but it seems the WTE and GN are allies, so the continuous trading with the Lizard (plus rewards for High Council teaming) seems a bit outside of the parameters set up. I am having enough trouble recovering from the AM attack and his LI ally follow-up attack without the LI getting extra help. See page 1 for trading limits.

Mr. Pirate,

I extended the HC offer to everyone. You could have voted no and received the exact same benefit. Doesn't matter to me what you guys do as long as you leave my vacation homes alone. Mr. Lizard and I have not yet traded for a 'full season', and so are not in violation of the rules.

If you want to write a haiku (or sonnet) about how unattractive the Demon Prince is, gold can be yours as well. That's an open offer to anyone, except of course Mr. Prince. We'll do a sliding scale, based on quality of the writing, starting at 30k gold.

I have gold, and I want to spend it lavishly. Feel free to take advantage, or not.

-Gnomish

**The Painted Man** · 07-23-2021, 05:28 PM

Mr. Lizard,

I look forward to that haiku.

Let me know if anyone else is interested in that deal as well.

-Gnomish

**VballMichael** · 07-23-2021, 06:14 PM

Demon Prince corpses
What could be the reason?
Gnomes, gnomes, always gnomes.

**The Painted Man** · 07-23-2021, 07:53 PM

(07-23-2021, 06:14 PM)VballMichael Wrote: Demon Prince corpses
What could be the reason?
Gnomes, gnomes, always gnomes.

So close!!

Needs one more syllable in the second line.

One syllable away from 40k gold!

**VballMichael** · 07-23-2021, 09:55 PM

Son of a ….
I thought I counted 5-7-5. Grrr.

**The Painted Man** · 07-23-2021, 10:14 PM

(07-23-2021, 09:55 PM)VballMichael Wrote: Son of a ….
I thought I counted 5-7-5. Grrr.

There's still time!

**DuPont** · 07-24-2021, 01:06 AM

There are no scandals
As the whole realm is foul
And they have no shame

**VballMichael** · 07-24-2021, 03:08 AM

DuPont counts the same as I do.

Demons do abound
Goodness and Evil at war
Gnomes end the Demons