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Well, I decided to send the Fairy King an e-mail. I hear that's all the rage, these days.
Shortly thereafter, a reply was received.
Tsk. . .tsk. . .tsk. . .
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(12-04-2023, 08:37 PM)Maximus Dominus Wrote: Well, I decided to send the Fairy King an e-mail. I hear that's all the rage, these days.
Shortly thereafter, a reply was received.
Tsk. . .tsk. . .tsk. . .
In which I told you to jump in a lake of lava. The free peoples of Alamaze will never submit to a gibberish speaking, Elf enslaving, Cimmerian Grand Alliance forming, teleporting ninny hammers. I can create 590000 food per turn with my special ability and will fight you until the grand forest falls, which is never.
Lady Pole Queen of Fairies.
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(12-05-2023, 12:50 AM)Pine Needle Wrote: In which I told you to jump in a lake of lava. The free peoples of Alamaze will never submit to a gibberish speaking, Elf enslaving, Cimmerian Grand Alliance forming, teleporting ninny hammers. I can create 590000 food per turn with my special ability and will fight you until the grand forest falls, which is never.
Lady Pole Queen of Fairies.
I don't recall anything about lava or a lake.
What you actually said was:
King of the Fairies Wrote:So true!
I am a Queen, Demon Spawn!
When you asked the location of the Cimmerian base, I gave you what I had.
When you feigned outrage when I took your village in my region, I apologized and said take it back.
When you pretended to not understand and claimed Demons only understood Demon gibberish (or something), not sure on this one, you enlisted your ally, one bound in friendship to my folk for eons, the Elf King, to join a pitiful three on one attack against someone who never meant you harm.
You are the one wasting resources. What do you want me to do, not bleed on you?
Bah on you. I am immortal. This too will pass.
Lady Pole Queen of Fairies.
You never meant me harm? That's why you started a war with me by usurping a population center away from my control?
Your acting performance is marginal, at best, Forked-Tongue Fairyling.
What use has Hell for an apology, and especially when it it is delivered with a forked-tongue?
Wallow in the mud pit of misery of your own creation. There's no evidence, whatsoever, that the Elf King, was ever bound in friendship to your pitiful folk, much less for eons, as you claim. It must be quite the accomplishment to alienate eons-long allies. Did you do "nothing" to the Elves, also?
You will make quite a fine organ grinder monkey.
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Full com game:
NE-all, it appears the GI and his friend the LI have coordinated against Zamora. Multiple large forces have pummeled the region. This is a note to their bordering neighbors to beware you are outnumbered.
I will be leaving it to them as I screwed a couple of my turns up early and got behind. Congrats to those still battling. I had thought to stick around and destroy stuff, but decided against it this game. Good luck to the remaining lot. I won’t be reveling any enemy troop info, enjoy the spoils. 
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(12-05-2023, 02:38 PM)Maximus Dominus Wrote: (12-05-2023, 12:50 AM)Pine Needle Wrote: In which I told you to jump in a lake of lava. The free peoples of Alamaze will never submit to a gibberish speaking, Elf enslaving, Cimmerian Grand Alliance forming, teleporting ninny hammers. I can create 590000 food per turn with my special ability and will fight you until the grand forest falls, which is never.
Lady Pole Queen of Fairies.
I don't recall anything about lava or a lake.
What you actually said was:
King of the Fairies Wrote:When you pretended to not understand and claimed Demons only understood Demon gibberish (or something), not sure on this one, you enlisted your ally, one bound in friendship to my folk for eons, the Elf King, to join a pitiful three on one attack against someone who never meant you harm.
Overlord of Hell
And I was not complaining about a 3 on 1 attack- bring it on horn boy. That was my evaluation of your collective warmaking skills- "pitiful". Elf, Cimmerian or Demon blood makes no difference to my flying hordes of pixies, sprites and fairy folk.
Free Fairie Forever!
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(12-05-2023, 12:50 AM)Pine Needle Wrote: And I was not complaining about a 3 on 1 attack- bring it on horn boy. That was my evaluation of your collective warmaking skills- "pitiful". Elf, Cimmerian or Demon blood makes no difference to my flying hordes of pixies, sprites and fairy folk.
Free Fairie Forever!
Lady Pole.
Three on one? Who's the third one? The Cimmerians attacked you. You attacked me, via usurping my village away, thereby provoking a second kingdom to respond to your act of unprovoked aggression. So, you created a situation where you then had to face two kingdoms. What third kingdom has attacked you, though?
You clearly can't count, and you're fabricating a third imaginary kingdom supposedly attacking your kingdom. Who are you seeking to deceive with your manipulation of numbers?
And why do you sign your postings as Lady Pole. Is that a reference to a stripper pole?
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Ay yay yay.
What is this guy doing, visiting the seas of Azure for its healthy healing waters (which I admit are top top):
EL Princess Xynia NU Bronze Canyon Awaiting further orders?
I am going back to ignoring your demon gibberish.
Lady Pole (its literature, you palooka).
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(12-06-2023, 10:08 PM)Pine Needle Wrote: Ay yay yay.
What is this guy doing, visiting the seas of Azure for its healthy healing waters (which I admit are top top):
EL Princess Xynia NU Bronze Canyon Awaiting further orders?
I am going back to ignoring your demon gibberish.
Lady Pole (its literature, you palooka).
Lady Pole of the Long Tongue,
My, what a long tongue you have, but such short words your short temper manages in its spare time. The truth is often perceived to be little more than gibberish by those hell-bent, pardon the pun, on manufacturing deception on the fly, as you are wont to do. But those of the female persuasion must ply their wares somehow, somewhere, I suppose.
Literature, history, strip clubs - whatever the case may be in this particular instance of incarnation, it matters little. I don't speak for the elves, but I do know that many travel the waves of Azure. Certainly, that's how you provoked conflict with the Kingdom of Hell, as you might well remember. Not just traveling, though, but meddling, as we both know. Previously, I had offered the city of Bronze Canyon to the elves, so possibly, that could explain the fair princess' presence there. You didn't seem to be using that population center for anything, so I didn't have reason to believe that you would mind. It's certainly not a place that holds any intrinsic value to me and mine. I had minions to seize control of it as a reward for your obstinance and silence.
If you prefer to bask and pout in silence, by all means, help yourself to a buffet of it. With your 1st FF Group nosing around in area PU, and with your raven sent just this turn to Bronze Canyon, clearly, you must be up to something. No doubt plotting revenge and blowing butterfly kisses at your Cimmerian friends who have so ravaged your realm.
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A very belated greetings to all and Sundry from The Lycans.
Seems there's a fair amount of strife about but I'll be minding my own business.
Anyone interested in trade, etc. drop me a note.
Cheers,
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(12-07-2023, 12:34 PM)wfrankenhoff Wrote: A very belated greetings to all and Sundry from The Lycans.
Seems there's a fair amount of strife about but I'll be minding my own business.
Anyone interested in trade, etc. drop me a note.
Cheers,
Will (ala Morgan Kane) Lycans
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