5481 Ice Age Summertime

[unclemike]

This is why I do my best to try and forget who is playing whom in individual games. It makes it a lot easier to make decisions as to who I should attack if I am not thinking about who the bastard was who attacked me in the last game! I hope nobody quits this game - so far, it's turning out great even if I did face an unprovoked attack by that bastard who likes to tie people to pine trees and then get them pulled in half.

Wait, tie up people who are then split in half? Cimmerians do that? Heck, I'll bring up my palantir and watch the fun! My warlock wizards are boring anyway...

[Pine Needle]

This is why I do my best to try and forget who is playing whom in individual games. It makes it a lot easier to make decisions as to who I should attack if I am not thinking about who the bastard was who attacked me in the last game! I hope nobody quits this game - so far, it's turning out great even if I did face an unprovoked attack by that bastard who likes to tie people to pine trees and then get them pulled in half.

Is there an insult somewhere in there? All this sounds like the yak horn lullabies Greta RedBeard my maternal grandmother used to sing to me as she rocked my cradle with one hand, ground Underworld bone meal with the other, and sharpened swords with her toenails.

[The Painted Man]

Ah, Greta...

[uncledarkseid]

Ah, Greta...

That may be the funniest thing I have seen on here yet

[DuPont]

This is why I do my best to try and forget who is playing whom in individual games. It makes it a lot easier to make decisions as to who I should attack if I am not thinking about who the bastard was who attacked me in the last game! I hope nobody quits this game - so far, it's turning out great even if I did face an unprovoked attack by that bastard who likes to tie people to pine trees and then get them pulled in half.

Is there an insult somewhere in there? All this sounds like the yak horn lullabies Greta RedBeard my maternal grandmother used to sing to me as she rocked my cradle with one hand, ground Underworld bone meal with the other, and sharpened swords with her toenails.

It's actually a reference to my favorite mythological weirdo, Sinus the Pine Bender:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinis_(mythology)
Sinis would force travelers to help him bend pine trees to the ground and then unexpectedly let go, catapulting the victims through the air. Alternative sources say that he tied people to two pine trees that he bent down to the ground, then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. This led to him being called Pityocamptes (Πιτυοκάμπτης = "pine-bender").

[Ry Vor]

This is why I do my best to try and forget who is playing whom in individual games. It makes it a lot easier to make decisions as to who I should attack if I am not thinking about who the bastard was who attacked me in the last game! I hope nobody quits this game - so far, it's turning out great even if I did face an unprovoked attack by that bastard who likes to tie people to pine trees and then get them pulled in half.

Is there an insult somewhere in there? All this sounds like the yak horn lullabies Greta RedBeard my maternal grandmother used to sing to me as she rocked my cradle with one hand, ground Underworld bone meal with the other, and sharpened swords with her toenails.

It's actually a reference to my favorite mythological weirdo, Sinus the Pine Bender:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinis_(mythology)
Sinis would force travelers to help him bend pine trees to the ground and then unexpectedly let go, catapulting the victims through the air. Alternative sources say that he tied people to two pine trees that he bent down to the ground, then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. This led to him being called Pityocamptes (Πιτυοκάμπτης = "pine-bender").

Oh, ok.  All makes sense now.

[HabeusCorpus]

This is why I do my best to try and forget who is playing whom in individual games. It makes it a lot easier to make decisions as to who I should attack if I am not thinking about who the bastard was who attacked me in the last game! I hope nobody quits this game - so far, it's turning out great even if I did face an unprovoked attack by that bastard who likes to tie people to pine trees and then get them pulled in half.

Is there an insult somewhere in there? All this sounds like the yak horn lullabies Greta RedBeard my maternal grandmother used to sing to me as she rocked my cradle with one hand, ground Underworld bone meal with the other, and sharpened swords with her toenails.

It's actually a reference to my favorite mythological weirdo, Sinus the Pine Bender:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinis_(mythology)
Sinis would force travelers to help him bend pine trees to the ground and then unexpectedly let go, catapulting the victims through the air. Alternative sources say that he tied people to two pine trees that he bent down to the ground, then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. This led to him being called Pityocamptes (Πιτυοκάμπτης = "pine-bender").

Oh, ok.  All makes sense now.

Looks like more virus talk to me.  Interesting Cliff Clavin moment though for sure!

[Pine Needle]

This is why I do my best to try and forget who is playing whom in individual games. It makes it a lot easier to make decisions as to who I should attack if I am not thinking about who the bastard was who attacked me in the last game! I hope nobody quits this game - so far, it's turning out great even if I did face an unprovoked attack by that bastard who likes to tie people to pine trees and then get them pulled in half.

Is there an insult somewhere in there? All this sounds like the yak horn lullabies Greta RedBeard my maternal grandmother used to sing to me as she rocked my cradle with one hand, ground Underworld bone meal with the other, and sharpened swords with her toenails.

It's actually a reference to my favorite mythological weirdo, Sinus the Pine Bender:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinis_(mythology)
Sinis would force travelers to help him bend pine trees to the ground and then unexpectedly let go, catapulting the victims through the air. Alternative sources say that he tied people to two pine trees that he bent down to the ground, then let the trees go, tearing his victims apart. This led to him being called Pityocamptes (Πιτυοκάμπτης = "pine-bender").

You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.

[DuPont]

You seem a decent fellow. I'd hate to die.

[gkmetty]

RD --> SO

I would like to continue the deal, I am now fighting a 2 front war as the Demon Lord has decided to involve himself in my affairs.

RD --> DE
You have 1 opportunity to leave otherwise you will be destroyed.  I also expect reparation from the village you took and a full exit from my region.

So-Rd done, i will leave the standing order intact.

Long-term alliances frowned upon....

Are trade agreements frowned upon?  Neither Red nor myself are actively working together against any kingdoms.

This is why players are opposed to communications between kingdoms.  Players will try to bend the rules at every opportunity.  Yes, a never ending trade agreement is an alliance.