5542 Spring Steel

[kevindusi]

Mr Halfling,

The only thing I’m upset about is that you would lash out at me simply because I asked you to check on your cousin .   You’re aware she is huffing ground Ent bark daily aren’t you ?   She is so drugged up she doesn’t know who’s chemise she is wearing but I assure you it isn’t mine.  Respectfully I would not be found with your ‘well worn’  cousin other than in her own drug addled dreams .  

I had hoped that she would find the help and support she needed from her family but when it comes to class I am reminded that apples don’t fall far from their trees .

Oh. Oh, goodness. You seem excessively upset. Was it the toenail thing? I assumed that was public knowledge. Please accept my bestestest of apologetic feelings and this cheese plate. I won't lie to you and say that it's my favorite cheese. It's mostly stilton. Blue stilton, which is one of the few cheeses that I find absolutely disgusting. They use mold!! If i wanted mold we could talk more about your toenails. Oh, oops. I did it again. Too soon? Make it two cheese plates! One blue stilton and one gorgonzola. No real reason for choosing those two. None at all. Do you like crackers? Not in the 'druids are super I&D' sense, but the snack food. I used to be big on ritz crackers but then I had a pack that went soggy and we ate them anyways and then spent the night trying to pass a ritz log. So now I avoid them. Maybe some fancy flatbread! That would go good with all this awesome cheese that is disgusting and nasty and i don't want it but hopefully you do.

Love and hugs,
LORD halfling