5542 Spring Steel

[The Painted Man]

I just imagine Mr Meandeamon being raised in his comfortable hobbit hole, with his cousins the Proudfoots, and his sisters, little Sally Buttons, and large Gwen Morebreakfasts.

Trained like Hannibal Barca to hate the demons, his entire life. Promoted to Baron- off he goes. Only to die in a foreign land, no Oliphaunts or nothing. Maybe Bilbo will do better.

It just makes me sad that some kingdoms are so full of hate.

Yours, Beelzebumb Lord of Souls.

I really liked Mr Meandemon. He was ostracized by most of his family.