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Hello again from your friendly Ranger.
It seems congratulations are in order for the Cimmerians, Illusionist, Ancient Ones, Tyrant, and a most unusually sea-faring Amazon. Although, to the latter it answers the great Sheriff Bart's question: "Hey, where the white women at?"
We intend to join you all in your regional conquests shortly. The Druid and I have been enjoying skipping stones at one another across the Azure and discussing how best to contribute to world peace. So far drawing a blank on that last part, but we are open to ideas. Unfortunately the stone-skipping, while fun, has delayed us slightly and the Druid has informed me that we should "probably get serious at some point." I just want to be freeeeeeeeee.
Spidey, want to agree to play nice for 3 months, just so that both of us can say we've done something positive and constructive? It's better than the "let's ignore the Ranger" treatment I've been receiving.
Otherwise, plans include continuing to wander around looking lost. And other such things.
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Ancient Ones, consider this a bit of a helpful and not to be forgotten ... nudge.
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05-07-2019, 09:55 PM
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Ranger,
Alas, we have no borders we will cross at this time, let us save the 3-month festivities for another time when it will be well needed.
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05-07-2019, 10:41 PM
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An - Not only does my Liege have no plans to go south. He has authorized his humble servant to offer Non-Aggression Pact of 3 seasons.
Fear not the words of the Drak Elf. He only wishes to draw others into the conflict that was started by the stance of his ally. I fear they are feeling the pressure closing in.
Live your life so that the fear of death can never enter your heart, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes, they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way.
Sing Your Death Song And Die Like A Warrior Going Home.
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Does the Elf speak? The pale one. And what of our most hirsute rulers of Stormgate? Both seem eerily quiet.
Mr. Drow, thank you for your honeyed words of rejection. I shall return to my throwing of stones with the Druid.
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(05-07-2019, 11:59 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: Does the Elf speak? The pale one. And what of our most hirsute rulers of Stormgate? Both seem eerily quiet.
Mr. Drow, thank you for your honeyed words of rejection. I shall return to my throwing of stones with the Druid.
Take great care with those stones my friend. The Lord of Stormgate was last seen heading to the lake with his fishing pole. You do not wish to make an enemy by scaring the fishes.
Live your life so that the fear of death can never enter your heart, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes, they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way.
Sing Your Death Song And Die Like A Warrior Going Home.
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(05-08-2019, 12:40 AM)Strylian Wrote: (05-07-2019, 11:59 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: Does the Elf speak? The pale one. And what of our most hirsute rulers of Stormgate? Both seem eerily quiet.
Mr. Drow, thank you for your honeyed words of rejection. I shall return to my throwing of stones with the Druid.
Take great care with those stones my friend. The Lord of Stormgate was last seen heading to the lake with his fishing pole. You do not wish to make an enemy by scaring the fishes.
You called me "friend"! My world is complete. Thank you, good sir.
I can't help but notice that you share the same opinion of the Amazon as many... that's she's no Lady. However she chooses to self-identify, we support her and welcome her to our shores. But only to visit, not to stay.
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(05-08-2019, 01:19 AM)The Painted Man Wrote: (05-08-2019, 12:40 AM)Strylian Wrote: (05-07-2019, 11:59 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: Does the Elf speak? The pale one. And what of our most hirsute rulers of Stormgate? Both seem eerily quiet.
Mr. Drow, thank you for your honeyed words of rejection. I shall return to my throwing of stones with the Druid.
Take great care with those stones my friend. The Lord of Stormgate was last seen heading to the lake with his fishing pole. You do not wish to make an enemy by scaring the fishes.
You called me "friend"! My world is complete. Thank you, good sir.
I can't help but notice that you share the same opinion of the Amazon as many... that's she's no Lady. However she chooses to self-identify, we support her and welcome her to our shores. But only to visit, not to stay.
How can a woman who chooses a sword over a cooking pot be tricky trusted?
Live your life so that the fear of death can never enter your heart, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear of death, so that when their time comes, they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way.
Sing Your Death Song And Die Like A Warrior Going Home.
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05-08-2019, 02:08 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-08-2019, 02:21 AM by The Painted Man.)
Inspired by Strylian and his Lord Conan, let's play a round of a Ranger favorite: Campfire jokes!
I'll go first.
Why do Amazons wear makeup and perfume?
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(05-07-2019, 09:53 PM)Valuthor Wrote: Ancient Ones, consider this a bit of a helpful and not to be forgotten ... nudge.
Ah, the winds of fate 
We thank thee for your nudge and it, indeed, not be forgotten. Such graciousness deserves our respect and due recompense. If you have need of assistance in any future endeavours...we shall heed the call.
Kane, Scribe of the Ancient Ones.
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