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**Lord Garth** · 03-02-2021, 06:35 PM

(03-02-2021, 04:56 PM)The Painted Man Wrote:
(03-02-2021, 03:37 PM)Lord Garth Wrote:
(03-02-2021, 05:43 AM)Ruingurth Wrote:
(03-02-2021, 05:30 AM)Lord Garth Wrote:
(03-02-2021, 04:40 AM)Ruingurth Wrote: GN-ALL 50,000 food for sale let me know

Sold ! 50 for 25?

All set Garth

LORD Garth

Settle down, Francis.

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**Pine Needle** · 03-05-2021, 08:25 PM

Uncle Mike drops without a peep about me mistakenly casting bounty on his region. WTF?

**Lord Garth** · (This post was last modified: 03-12-2021, 08:10 AM by Lord Garth.)

Ra -- BL

Just for the record, I was looking to grab a town because the TY dropped. And moved off when I saw it was claimed. But we are beyond all that now.

Ra -- IL

No offense. I just needed you out of Triumvia. I won't be going into Pellinor.

Ra -- All

The Black has all his forces waaaaaaay up north. So the Untamed Lands should be easy pickings. Enjoy! He ain't That fast.

**The Painted Man** · 03-12-2021, 10:53 PM

(03-12-2021, 03:54 AM)Lord Garth Wrote: Ra -- BL

Just for the record, I was looking to grab a town because the TY dropped. And moved off when I saw it was claimed. But we are beyond all that now.

Ra -- IL

No offense. I just needed you out of Triumvia. I won't be going into Pellinor.

Ra -- All

The Black has all his forces waaaaaaay up north. So the Untamed Lands should be easy pickings. Enjoy! He ain't That fast.

Garth, what an ugly thing to say... does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Garth, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it.

Ahhhhhh, my favorite thing. The cry for assistance. Yay! Dodgy

How dare you try to get handsy in my region. I'd expect that from PI, but not you. Never you. You were the best of us! And after I returned your agent that one time. And now you're here AGAIN?! I love you. We should hang out.

**Pine Needle** · 03-12-2021, 11:19 PM

DU-All

If you are fighting me, good luck. If you are not, you are my friend.

**The Painted Man** · 03-13-2021, 12:04 AM

(03-12-2021, 11:19 PM)Pine Needle Wrote: DU-All

If you are fighting me, good luck. If you are not, you are my friend.

**HabeusCorpus** · 03-13-2021, 12:10 AM

(03-12-2021, 10:53 PM)The Painted Man Wrote:
(03-12-2021, 03:54 AM)Lord Garth Wrote: Ra -- BL

Just for the record, I was looking to grab a town because the TY dropped. And moved off when I saw it was claimed. But we are beyond all that now.

Ra -- IL

No offense. I just needed you out of Triumvia. I won't be going into Pellinor.

Ra -- All

The Black has all his forces waaaaaaay up north. So the Untamed Lands should be easy pickings. Enjoy! He ain't That fast.

Garth, what an ugly thing to say... does this mean we're not friends anymore? You know, Garth, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bear it.

Ahhhhhh, my favorite thing. The cry for assistance. Yay!

How dare you try to get handsy in my region. I'd expect that from PI, but not you. Never you. You were the best of us! And after I returned your agent that one time. And now you're here AGAIN?! I love you. We should hang out.

PI - BL

Whoah ... here I was minding my own business (along with the Illusionist's business) and BAM! I get sideswiped by my best Scrotum Collectibles customer. I will have you know that we Pirates live by the Pirate Code. It is a Code with a plethora of rules, and expectations ... that is until the sun goes down and we have had too much ale to drink. Then it is time to slit a throat and cut off their scrotum.

PI-RA

Let me know if you need any lessons in scrotum scalping .. it doesn't come naturally to everyone. If you aren't careful, you damage the specimen and its value as a collectible, or a sail, goes way down. The Necromancer gave us lots of practice so we have it down to a bit of an art form ... as you can see from my fleet of pink sailed ships. Fast they are ... very fast.

HabeusCorpus

**The Painted Man** · 03-13-2021, 12:31 AM

(03-13-2021, 12:10 AM)HabeusCorpus Wrote: PI - BL

Whoah ... here I was minding my own business (along with the Illusionist's business) and BAM! I get sideswiped by my best Scrotum Collectibles customer. I will have you know that we Pirates live by the Pirate Code. It is a Code with a plethora of rules, and expectations ... that is until the sun goes down and we have had too much ale to drink. Then it is time to slit a throat and cut off their scrotum.

PI-RA

Let me know if you need any lessons in scrotum scalping .. it doesn't come naturally to everyone. If you aren't careful, you damage the specimen and its value as a collectible, or a sail, goes way down. The Necromancer gave us lots of practice so we have it down to a bit of an art form ... as you can see from my fleet of pink sailed ships. Fast they are ... very fast.

HabeusCorpus

BL - PI... I feel like I'm missing some sort of something here. I wish you all the handsiness in your endeavors, but if the sideswipe comment is aimed at me, please do elaborate as I'm missing something.

**HabeusCorpus** · 03-13-2021, 01:02 AM

PI - BL

Ha ... that is how wars start!! I was responding to your sideswipe below ... "of expecting that from PI". I not be scalping any Dragon scrotums.

How dare you try to get handsy in my region. I'd expect that from PI, but not you. Never you. You were the best of us! And after I returned your agent that one time. And now you're here AGAIN?! I love you. We should hang out.

**The Painted Man** · 03-13-2021, 04:35 AM

(03-13-2021, 01:02 AM)HabeusCorpus Wrote: PI - BL

Ha ... that is how wars start!! I was responding to your sideswipe below ... "of expecting that from PI". I not be scalping any Dragon scrotums.

How dare you try to get handsy in my region. I'd expect that from PI, but not you. Never you. You were the best of us! And after I returned your agent that one time. And now you're here AGAIN?! I love you. We should hang out.

Saying that I expect you to be handsy was a compliment. Your hands are super soft. You would never know that you handle ropes all day.