Login

**The Painted Man** · 02-12-2021, 06:52 PM

(02-12-2021, 04:42 PM)Pine Needle Wrote:
(02-12-2021, 04:35 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: BL - DU

Just wanted to say howdy. You chat with everyone else and poor darky in the corner is ignored, even when earlier I asked about food. It's borderline depressing.

I love you. I love everyone.

How much do you want? More importantly, how much can you pay? DU

How much you got? I'd go 1 gold for 2 food, supply depending.

I can't offer you a pleasure cruise in addition, sadly, but I can send you some recordings of wyvern mating calls. Sounds a lot like when you rub two balloons together to make static.

**Pine Needle** · 02-12-2021, 07:25 PM

Black king of magnificent munificense,

3 food for 2 gold up to 50k food. 2-1 for a three turn deal or more than 50k food.

Sorry to repeat myself, again. Top quality nuts and berries, but I can include more squirrels and possums for those who oppose killing plants.

DU

**The Painted Man** · 02-12-2021, 08:25 PM

(02-12-2021, 07:25 PM)Pine Needle Wrote: Black king of magnificent munificense,

3 food for 2 gold up to 50k food. 2-1 for a three turn deal or more than 50k food.

Sorry to repeat myself, again. Top quality nuts and berries, but I can include more squirrels and possums for those who oppose killing plants.

DU

I could be talked into 25001 gold for 50002 food for the next 3 turns. Just to get over that 50k hump.

Let me know!

XOXO,
Gossip Dragon

**Pine Needle** · 02-12-2021, 08:39 PM

Done.
DU

**The Painted Man** · 02-12-2021, 09:16 PM

(02-12-2021, 08:39 PM)Pine Needle Wrote: Done.
DU

He likes me! He really likes me!

**Lord Garth** · 02-12-2021, 09:59 PM

(02-12-2021, 06:51 PM)The Painted Man Wrote:
(02-12-2021, 05:23 PM)Lord Garth Wrote:
(02-12-2021, 04:35 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: BL - DU

Just wanted to say howdy. You chat with everyone else and poor darky in the corner is ignored, even when earlier I asked about food. It's borderline depressing.

I love you. I love everyone.

RA --> The Love Dragon

I believe you have something of mine that I'd like back. Care to work something out?

Is it a pirate scrotum? Because that's totally not my bag, baby. That's what the Necromancer is into. Icky.

I think the issue is one of orders, for me. I'd have to cancel some money-making stuff in order to trade you back that which is, undoubtedly, yours. (read: send me money!)

Ok just to be clear, It seems as if you want gold instead of scrotums. Ok. Thats fine. To each thier own. (shrug)

So next turn (15) I'll send, say, 10 thousand scro-- ahem ... gold in exchange for my possession and we can put this all to rest. Sound good?

**Ruingurth** · 02-12-2021, 10:57 PM

(02-12-2021, 02:36 PM)Pine Needle Wrote: DU-ALL

Food available. 3 food for 2 gold up to 50k food. 2-1 for a three turn deal or more than 50k food.

DU-TY

I'll let you know based on the market. That's a little small and or short term.

DU-GN

As you delve for gold, I delve for secrets. My group is on an exploration and training mission in unclaimed lands. While my generals may blood their troops on your walls, I will return your citizen next turn for one gold, remember that, if he falls into my hands, and make no long term claim to the town.

DU-PI

The undead scorge from the north is indeed formidable, especially if unseen. I appreciate your noble tale, and would be happy to send provisions to feed your new soldiers.

DU

GN-DU

This is a claimed town any hostilities toward this town or any other pop centers will be returned in-kind.

Twicklebum

**The Painted Man** · 02-12-2021, 11:54 PM

(02-12-2021, 09:59 PM)Lord Garth Wrote: Ok just to be clear, It seems as if you want gold instead of scrotums. Ok. Thats fine. To each thier own. (shrug)

So next turn (15) I'll send, say, 10 thousand scro-- ahem ... gold in exchange for my possession and we can put this all to rest. Sound good?

That sounds lovely. Absolutely lovely. The loveliest.

You'll want to remind me. I do best with reminders.

Can you throw in a single scrotum? One that you feel best represents the Rangers as a people? I'm scrapbooking.

**Pine Needle** · 02-13-2021, 12:02 AM

(02-12-2021, 10:57 PM)Ruingurth Wrote:
(02-12-2021, 02:36 PM)Pine Needle Wrote: DU-ALL

Food available. 3 food for 2 gold up to 50k food. 2-1 for a three turn deal or more than 50k food.

DU-TY

I'll let you know based on the market. That's a little small and or short term.

DU-GN

As you delve for gold, I delve for secrets. My group is on an exploration and training mission in unclaimed lands. While my generals may blood their troops on your walls, I will return your citizen next turn for one gold, remember that, if he falls into my hands, and make no long term claim to the town.

DU-PI

The undead scorge from the north is indeed formidable, especially if unseen. I appreciate your noble tale, and would be happy to send provisions to feed your new soldiers.

DU

GN-DU

This is a claimed town any hostilities toward this town or any other pop centers will be returned in-kind.

Twicklebum

Well, live like a lion, I suppose. Just trying to train some bats, lots of bats, flying long range bats, in a region you don't even control, and you can take it back, but at least you have lots of gold.

Not sure what to do with the agent if he's captured.

DU

**HabeusCorpus** · 02-13-2021, 12:10 AM

PI - NE

That was an enjoyable read - you should write poetry it was truly a nifty bit of prose.

The only thing I like more than tales being told around a table filled with ale is women, scrotums, and sticking my cutlass through undead corpses. I will plan to read a little of your poetry at your funeral. I hope I will be able to see the papers through the clouds of smoke as your empire burns around me.

You really should have taken me up on my peace offering after you tried your sneaky trick with my lands. Suggest you suck in your scrotums tight and try to keep em safe - the Pirates be hunting.

HabeusCorpus