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(06-27-2021, 02:35 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: Mr. Dastardly Prince,
I'm not sure if you're still watching me frolic in the lovely pools here at Blackfire. Of my 3 cities, this one definitely has the nicest amenities (thus far). Nice fancy temple, some good eateries, TWO mints (who needs two?? my picture is the same.), and as mentioned before the lovely pool situation.
I didn't want you to miss out completely, so have enclosed a postcard. As you'll see, the design team here at Blackfire is also quite an upgrade.
Go with Go(l)d,
-Gnomish
DA - GN I am waiting with bait breath for the next post card from my small buddy. I think you need to post a prize for the best name in the gname the Gnome contest as interest seems to be, well....small?
My operations in Untamed are about to wrap up resources will be devoted elsewhere. The dastardly DE (it does have a certain ring to it) seems to have reached his high water mark in Pelinor and managed to take several villages and a single town did fall last turn. The cleansing will begin as we wash away the stench. The army group that took my town is still hanging out.
B.t.w., what is a mint? I've tried eating something like that but I'm told my breath is still foul.
You are welcome to hunt down this group if you like?
Major General Despairitus Veteran Vega Del Gato
Captain Major Hound of Hell
Centurion Blackheart
Wizards
Power-5 Soul of Despair None
Power-4 Sire of Madness
Power-2 Drakan
(07-03-2021, 10:26 AM)Wookie Panz Wrote: DA - GN I am waiting with bait breath for the next post card from my small buddy. I think you need to post a prize for the best name in the gname the Gnome contest as interest seems to be, well....small?
My operations in Untamed are about to wrap up resources will be devoted elsewhere. The dastardly DE (it does have a certain ring to it) seems to have reached his high water mark in Pelinor and managed to take several villages and a single town did fall last turn. The cleansing will begin as we wash away the stench. The army group that took my town is still hanging out.
B.t.w., what is a mint? I've tried eating something like that but I'm told my breath is still foul.
WTE, fear not. The art department will return soon enough. As to your comment around a Gname the Gnome prize... trade is always a good deal. Anyone that comes up with a great Gname will win a highly coveted Gnomish Trade Contract for the months of summer! I will buy as much food as you want to sell, at 3:2 (so your 30k food will get you 20k gold). Double what you get to the open market! Sounds too good to be true, but I assure you we do not lie, fib, of jest when it comes to matters of commerce!
Also, if you're bored the now-troopless 2DE is just sitting at Stormgate, looking forlorn from outside the walls. Poor Commander Apocolypto and his small cadre of wizards suddenly ran out of friends.
Do you know where the PI city or hidden town is located? I can spare some emissaries and agents to help eliminate the PI kingdom and I wouldn't mind some water front property.
Do you know where the PI city or hidden town is located? I can spare some emissaries and agents to help eliminate the PI kingdom and I wouldn't mind some water front property.
Pretty sure his capital is at NP. Everyone should go there to eliminate the poor, beleagured pirates.
First, the bad news. The Pirate capital is most definitely NOT at Stormgate. Nor are any of Mr. Prince's prize troops (anymore).
Ok, so the good news. While installing the hot tubs in every room (like I promised), we did come across the old, and very unused, printing press. Mr. Prince seemed very against anything like literacy, or culture, or bathing...
Side note, we can now confirm that I, the Gnameless Gnome, do in fact piss gold.
It would appear that I have been unlucky in my choice of dance partners for a second time. I release you from any moral angst that you may or may not be feeling. I am sure it is me not you ... no hurt feelings intended or felt.
You can keep the ring (village) and sea access as a token of our very short but memorable fling. I will, however, try to get the tattoo removed .. it does cause me some angst when I see it and it was, after all, a bad coverup of tattoo of the Tyrant brute.
DE - ALL (except the two Evil Doers)
I am back on Tinder ... I am sure there is a verrry long list of potential dance partners that are dying to ensure that the GN/DA dangerous duo don't have too many of the genetic aberrations that the DA and WTE offspring would be. PI it would appear that we are a match made in heaven ... lets plan to dance in the halls of Stormgate shortly. For those that are interested - there is plenty of gold to be had and a plethora of Gnomish politicals ripe for the picking in the Zamoran villages. Those politicals will have a couple of surprises waiting for them though.
It would appear that I have been unlucky in my choice of dance partners for a second time. I release you from any moral angst that you may or may not be feeling. I am sure it is me not you ... no hurt feelings intended or felt.
You can keep the ring (village) and sea access as a token of our very short but memorable fling. I will, however, try to get the tattoo removed .. it does cause me some angst when I see it and it was, after all, a bad coverup of tattoo of the Tyrant brute.
DE - ALL (except the two Evil Doers)
I am back on Tinder ... I am sure there is a verrry long list of potential dance partners that are dying to ensure that the GN/DA dangerous duo don't have too many of the genetic aberrations that the DA and WTE offspring would be. PI it would appear that we are a match made in heaven ... lets plan to dance in the halls of Stormgate shortly. For those that are interested - there is plenty of gold to be had and a plethora of Gnomish politicals ripe for the picking in the Zamoran villages. Those politicals will have a couple of surprises waiting for them though.
HabeusCorpus
You just never learn. You attacked ME. Again.
How's that working for you?
WTE, how goes it? For all his bluster he seems to have returned control of my (and your) villages in Zamora with nary a whimper. I imagine he has some demonic plans lined up, but for now it seems I am free to pursue my vacationing. I've booked flights to my next destination!
(07-05-2021, 02:32 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: WTE, how goes it? For all his bluster he seems to have returned control of my (and your) villages in Zamora with nary a whimper. I imagine he has some demonic plans lined up, but for now it seems I am free to pursue my vacationing. I've booked flights to my next destination!
It's painful but I have to give him credit. When I moved on to Nyvaria he rebounded in Untamed and reappeared in Pelinor. I'll have to play wack a mole for a while.
(07-05-2021, 02:32 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: WTE, how goes it? For all his bluster he seems to have returned control of my (and your) villages in Zamora with nary a whimper. I imagine he has some demonic plans lined up, but for now it seems I am free to pursue my vacationing. I've booked flights to my next destination!
It's painful but I have to give him credit. When I moved on to Nyvaria he rebounded in Untamed and reappeared in Pelinor. I'll have to play wack a mole for a while.
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