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5549 Buried to the hilt
(07-09-2021, 04:08 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: Mr. Lizard and Mr. Pirate,

I do hope you enjoy Krynn. Fight over it all you want. The usual rules apply; what's mine is mine, and what's mine is the city. Unfortunately our stay got cut short and we only had a chance to do about a day's worth of sunbathing... something about having to visit a town. A TOWN?! Can you believe the indignity here? I can't. It's awful. I haven't been to a town since we left home. Just the thought of sleeping in an INN at a TOWN makes my skin crawl. It could be the bedbugs.

That reminds me, WTE. I'm at a town. WZ to be specific. 

-Gnomish
PS. The sunbathing in Krynn is top shelf. Postcard attached.

I love those post cards.  Please keep them coming.
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DA - All
Our Gname the city dwelling Gnome contest has had a dismal response thus far.  The little guy even offered a reward to gnaw on.  Enter as many times as you want.  All suggestions considered.
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Mr. Lizard,

Your HC vote is noted and, as promised, we can trade you the 50k gold (or 30k food) at your request. We also seem to have caught someone in the Land of Sunshine and can trade him back to you for 1 gold. Normally I would try to profit from this exchange but you seem like you understand us much better than Mr. Prince and, accordingly, should get better treatment. Unfortunately, I can only issue one trade with your kingdom this turn. Let me know which - if either - you prefer. We can always shelve it for a later date if your war with Mr. Dead is taking all of your attention.

-Gnomish
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(07-09-2021, 11:00 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: Mr. Lizard,

Your HC vote is noted and, as promised, we can trade you the 50k gold (or 30k food) at your request. We also seem to have caught someone in the Land of Sunshine and can trade him back to you for 1 gold. Normally I would try to profit from this exchange but you seem like you understand us much better than Mr. Prince and, accordingly, should get better treatment. Unfortunately, I can only issue one trade with your kingdom this turn. Let me know which - if either - you prefer. We can always shelve it for a later date if your war with Mr. Dead is taking all of your attention.

-Gnomish

I would prefer to get out brother back this turn, he is sorely missed and needs to get back out in the sun.
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(07-10-2021, 12:19 PM)Flevis Wrote:
(07-09-2021, 11:00 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: Mr. Lizard,

Your HC vote is noted and, as promised, we can trade you the 50k gold (or 30k food) at your request. We also seem to have caught someone in the Land of Sunshine and can trade him back to you for 1 gold. Normally I would try to profit from this exchange but you seem like you understand us much better than Mr. Prince and, accordingly, should get better treatment. Unfortunately, I can only issue one trade with your kingdom this turn. Let me know which - if either - you prefer. We can always shelve it for a later date if your war with Mr. Dead is taking all of your attention.

-Gnomish

I would prefer to get out brother back this turn, he is sorely missed and needs to get back out in the sun.

Mr. Lizard,

We have signed his release papers. He is free to go other than a processing fee of 1 gold. Order has been issued.

-Gnomish
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(07-09-2021, 04:08 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: Mr. Lizard and Mr. Pirate,

I do hope you enjoy Krynn. Fight over it all you want. The usual rules apply; what's mine is mine, and what's mine is the city. Unfortunately our stay got cut short and we only had a chance to do about a day's worth of sunbathing... something about having to visit a town. A TOWN?! Can you believe the indignity here? I can't. It's awful. I haven't been to a town since we left home. Just the thought of sleeping in an INN at a TOWN makes my skin crawl. It could be the bedbugs.

That reminds me, WTE. I'm at a town. WZ to be specific. 

-Gnomish
PS. The sunbathing in Krynn is top shelf. Postcard attached.

The Gnome must be stopped - he insults us all with his provocative and threatening GodFather impressions.  His army is in the Untamed Lands ... strike, take back your cities and your honor.

HabeusCorpus


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(07-10-2021, 12:43 PM)The Painted Man Wrote:
(07-10-2021, 12:19 PM)Flevis Wrote:
(07-09-2021, 11:00 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: Mr. Lizard,

Your HC vote is noted and, as promised, we can trade you the 50k gold (or 30k food) at your request. We also seem to have caught someone in the Land of Sunshine and can trade him back to you for 1 gold. Normally I would try to profit from this exchange but you seem like you understand us much better than Mr. Prince and, accordingly, should get better treatment. Unfortunately, I can only issue one trade with your kingdom this turn. Let me know which - if either - you prefer. We can always shelve it for a later date if your war with Mr. Dead is taking all of your attention.

-Gnomish

I would prefer to get out brother back this turn, he is sorely missed and needs to get back out in the sun.

Mr. Lizard,

We have signed his release papers. He is free to go other than a processing fee of 1 gold. Order has been issued.

-Gnomish

DE - GN

While we do find you annoying ... we certainly share your love of travel.  We thoroughly enjoyed our time in Zamora sampling the local delights.  Please see enclosed a gift for your Queen.  Please pass along my salutations and fondest memories.

Father Habeus


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(07-10-2021, 02:53 PM)HabeusCorpus Wrote: DE - GN

While we do find you annoying ... we certainly share your love of travel.  We thoroughly enjoyed our time in Zamora sampling the local delights.  Please see enclosed a gift for your Queen.  Please pass along my salutations and fondest memories.

Father Habeus

"Just as long as you find me."

But it seems you have! Or at least one of my groups. It is at WZ, as previously disclosed. It was kind of you to reinforce to everyone that WZ is in the Untamed Lands. It's only natural to assume everyone else's grasp of the obvious is as keen as yours. That's why I assumed that you'd understand after your Stormgate debacle that you were outmatched and simply roll over for skeletal belly rubs. Skelly rubs? That has a nice ring to it.

Care to meet up again in the near future? You can bring your pet 'wizard'. I'll try to poop out a couple more p7s in anticipation.
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You guys set the bar with forum post cards.  If only the evil team in my other game could speak,  forum life would be greatly improved.
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Mr. Prince,

The Queen and I wanted you to have this. I hope all is well!

-Gnomish

PS. Mr. Warlock, that was not the brightest of moves. We'll be seeing you soon.


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