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(EL) Well, the TR called me out and told me to get ready for an invasion. Now I'm all dressed up and he's late to the party. Perhaps he found somebody else to dance with?
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Sorry, had to stop at a 7-11 for some matches. I'll be there this turn, and then Oakendell burns.
Actually, I would have been there this turn, but I managed to flub two orders, despite the truly awesome error checking in the validator.
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(01-14-2015, 02:57 AM)bananas Wrote: OK, so I want to hear all about what happened at Avalon this turn Haha
Well Banana Man, it wasn't pretty for the Black Wurm I can tell you that much.
I managed to capture a few key members of his court and a high level agent, but his king skulked away with his tail firmly tucked underneath.
More carnage to come !!!
Mad
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Dear Lord Thanatos,
On behalf of Red Dragons everywhere, I would like to thank you for giving us such a generous gift this post holiday season. Could you please let us know where your capital will pop up next so that the 1RD can be there to welcome you with open clawsssssss.
Your Truest Admirer and Bestest Bud,
Madmardigan
Slayer of Black Dragons everywhere
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Man.... LT never gives me a thing.
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(01-14-2015, 01:09 PM)Madmardigan Wrote: (01-14-2015, 02:57 AM)bananas Wrote: OK, so I want to hear all about what happened at Avalon this turn Haha
Well Banana Man, it wasn't pretty for the Black Wurm I can tell you that much.
I managed to capture a few key members of his court and a high level agent, but his king skulked away with his tail firmly tucked underneath.
More carnage to come !!!
Mad
Sorry I was unable to have my dragons meet you at Avalon, the former GI city. My legion was still picking GI bones out of their teeth from the annihilation of a GI group and the fall of the GI capital. It is impossible to accurately describe how horrible a GI smells.
I warn you that the offspring of a RD and GI smells as horrible as a GI and is as lacking in intellect as a RD. Is this how ogres come to be, when the RD and GI get in bed with each other? The RD are base, thoughtless, barely-capable-of-speech monsters. The GI, not being dragons, are little more than slaves (and, apparently, concubines for the nondiscriminating or uncaring RD).
I just can't figure out whether the GI has a whistle to summon the RD or that horrible smell alone intoxicates the RD curs?
The RD can't possibly believe (I realize the RD has no imagination) this is the first time in all the recorded history of Alamaze that the RD has taken a popcenter from the BL? Imagine (if capable of such) my surprise to find that kingdoms were curious as to whether the RD had actually taken the BL city. "What happened at Avalon?" is such a ringing endorsement reflecting all too accurately the confidence others hold in the RD...
Is the RD going to allow me to finish destroying the hapless GI before we tangle in earnest? Or am I now stuck with two enraged opponents for having interrupted their tryst? Does Alamaze really need more ogres?
Most important ... is it truly only two enraged opponents, or is Alamaze back to that three and four at a time mentality that I so despise? Guess that remains to be seen!
Enjoy Avalon ... I killed all the GI there, so the city may no longer hold an irrestible lure for the RD? 
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(01-15-2015, 12:36 AM)Lord Thanatos Wrote: (01-14-2015, 01:09 PM)Madmardigan Wrote: (01-14-2015, 02:57 AM)bananas Wrote: OK, so I want to hear all about what happened at Avalon this turn Haha
Well Banana Man, it wasn't pretty for the Black Wurm I can tell you that much.
I managed to capture a few key members of his court and a high level agent, but his king skulked away with his tail firmly tucked underneath.
More carnage to come !!!
Mad
Sorry I was unable to have my dragons meet you at Avalon, the former GI city. My legion was still picking GI bones out of their teeth from the annihilation of a GI group and the fall of the GI capital. It is impossible to accurately describe how horrible a GI smells.
I warn you that the offspring of a RD and GI smells as horrible as a GI and is as lacking in intellect as a RD. Is this how ogres come to be, when the RD and GI get in bed with each other? The RD are base, thoughtless, barely-capable-of-speech monsters. The GI, not being dragons, are little more than slaves (and, apparently, concubines for the nondiscriminating or uncaring RD).
I just can't figure out whether the GI has a whistle to summon the RD or that horrible smell alone intoxicates the RD curs?
The RD can't possibly believe (I realize the RD has no imagination) this is the first time in all the recorded history of Alamaze that the RD has taken a popcenter from the BL? Imagine (if capable of such) my surprise to find that kingdoms were curious as to whether the RD had actually taken the BL city. "What happened at Avalon?" is such a ringing endorsement reflecting all too accurately the confidence others hold in the RD...
Is the RD going to allow me to finish destroying the hapless GI before we tangle in earnest? Or am I now stuck with two enraged opponents for having interrupted their tryst? Does Alamaze really need more ogres?
Most important ... is it truly only two enraged opponents, or is Alamaze back to that three and four at a time mentality that I so despise? Guess that remains to be seen!
Enjoy Avalon ... I killed all the GI there, so the city may no longer hold an irrestible lure for the RD? Hahaha
So my cousins DO want to play. Very good.
GI or BL, it makes no difference who we destroy.
The mightiest of armies has come to play in Amberland and all will feel its wrath.
Sooner or later cousin, you will be devoured as there can be only one.
PS... Do not forget to send us the coordinates so our groups can meet. We prefer high noon.
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Mightiest of armies? In Amberland? No... The mightiest army is poised on the border of Torvale and Oakendell. I just hope those idiot orcs don't eat all the weenies before we get the fire started.
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Has anyone heard from the GI?
Surely he isn't going to allow the RD to speak for him as well?
Fee Fie Foe Fum
The GI must be mighty glum.
Waking with a boorish dragon,
Amberland is no fun.
Stay tuned . . .
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Dwarves are very fun
We like to mine and drink beer
Sometimes we fight, too.
Hooray for haiku!
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