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(05-08-2019, 04:06 AM)wfrankenhoff Wrote: (05-07-2019, 09:53 PM)Valuthor Wrote: Ancient Ones, consider this a bit of a helpful and not to be forgotten ... nudge.
Ah, the winds of fate 
We thank thee for your nudge and it, indeed, not be forgotten. Such graciousness deserves our respect and due recompense. If you have need of assistance in any future endeavours...we shall heed the call.
Kane, Scribe of the Ancient Ones.
Nudges and Nods with our enemies. Promises of assistance? An offer of a peaceful coexistancethat goes unanswered? Is my Liege to assume that the Old Wrinkled Ones do not intend to stay in their lands and deal with their own enemies? Are they looking to create more?
Do they look to create a second alliance outside of their current alliance and act that was forbidden by the Gods.If it is so then Cimmerians Axes will have to help many poor unfortunate Ancient ones to retire sooner then they thought.
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(05-08-2019, 05:18 PM)Strylian Wrote: (05-08-2019, 04:30 AM)Brekk Wrote: Ahh back from my ride out onto the plains and my island refuge of Stormgate, and upon my return all I hear is strife and distrust among my neighbors. Neither myself nor the master of Illusions seek harm to others and will entertain offers of peace for three seasons.
And lord Strylin mouth of the North comments like "How can a woman who chooses a sword over a cooking pot be tricky trusted?", is funny from one who is a pawn of the demon princes themselves.
It is true that we have made friends with The Dark Prince. His view of dealing with and punishing our enemies I do admit give even us Barbarians pause. We have always felt that skinning our enemies alive and throwing them into the sea was enough punishment. His ideas are much more torterous and eternal.
King Conan has learned to use that Dark Rage and to focus it at those who would do the Cimmerians Harm.
What do the Amazons give their alleigiance to? A man who stands on a pedestal and waves his hands and pretty colors come out. My Liege recognizes the great barvery and warrior ways of the Amazonian warriors and is happy to note that they have still not lost side with their feminine side. A great accomplishment indeed.
King Conan out of respect for not wanting to kill women and being a fan of King David Copperfield's parlor tricks would like to cement a 3 season Non-Aggression Pact with our Souther nieghbors. Today we have a special just for you, send 20k gold and 20k food so us "woman" can prepare a feast for your visit south. As we have no intention of leaving our own beautiful plains, except maybe to visit my troops at my island estate.
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(05-08-2019, 05:20 PM)Strylian Wrote: (05-08-2019, 02:08 AM)The Painted Man Wrote: Inspired by Strylian and his Lord Conan, let's play a round of a Ranger favorite: Campfire jokes!
I'll go first.
Why do Amazons wear makeup and perfume?
Please do finish the statement.
Because they're ugly and they stink.
Disclaimer: I heard this from a Hill Giant. I can't take credit for the origin of the joke.
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(05-08-2019, 03:10 PM)Brekk Wrote: Morgan Kane please pass on our best wishes to your lieges we would be happy to extend our beneficial relationship for another 3 moons.
Lord of the Rangers we do not want to appear to be taking sides in your battle of words with our mutual neighbors, so in good faith we will offer you the same treaty as the Ancient Ones and Tyrant.
Huzzah and hooray! Thank you, fair Lady! We look forward to being non-aggressive towards you and your people.
Mr. Ancient: Neener neener.
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(05-08-2019, 06:02 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: (05-08-2019, 03:10 PM)Brekk Wrote: Morgan Kane please pass on our best wishes to your lieges we would be happy to extend our beneficial relationship for another 3 moons.
Lord of the Rangers we do not want to appear to be taking sides in your battle of words with our mutual neighbors, so in good faith we will offer you the same treaty as the Ancient Ones and Tyrant.
Huzzah and hooray! Thank you, fair Lady! We look forward to being non-aggressive towards you and your people.
Mr. Ancient: Neener neener.
Hmm but then again your disgusting jokes give me pause...
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(05-08-2019, 06:55 PM)Brekk Wrote: (05-08-2019, 06:02 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: (05-08-2019, 03:10 PM)Brekk Wrote: Morgan Kane please pass on our best wishes to your lieges we would be happy to extend our beneficial relationship for another 3 moons.
Lord of the Rangers we do not want to appear to be taking sides in your battle of words with our mutual neighbors, so in good faith we will offer you the same treaty as the Ancient Ones and Tyrant.
Huzzah and hooray! Thank you, fair Lady! We look forward to being non-aggressive towards you and your people.
Mr. Ancient: Neener neener.
Hmm but then again your disgusting jokes give me pause...
Hill Giant campfire humor isn't for everyone, I get that.
However, let's try this one:
What do you call a Cimmerian with half a brain?
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(05-08-2019, 08:16 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: (05-08-2019, 06:55 PM)Brekk Wrote: (05-08-2019, 06:02 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: (05-08-2019, 03:10 PM)Brekk Wrote: Morgan Kane please pass on our best wishes to your lieges we would be happy to extend our beneficial relationship for another 3 moons.
Lord of the Rangers we do not want to appear to be taking sides in your battle of words with our mutual neighbors, so in good faith we will offer you the same treaty as the Ancient Ones and Tyrant.
Huzzah and hooray! Thank you, fair Lady! We look forward to being non-aggressive towards you and your people.
Mr. Ancient: Neener neener.
Hmm but then again your disgusting jokes give me pause...
Hill Giant campfire humor isn't for everyone, I get that.
However, let's try this one:
What do you call a Cimmerian with half a brain?
A Master Ranger
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(05-08-2019, 08:18 PM)Strylian Wrote: (05-08-2019, 08:16 PM)The Painted Man Wrote: Hill Giant campfire humor isn't for everyone, I get that.
However, let's try this one:
What do you call a Cimmerian with half a brain?
A Master Ranger
That was... amazing. And probably better than the answer the Hill Giant gave me.
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(05-08-2019, 09:43 PM)Brekk Wrote: I was going with Strylin
I agree. Strylin is a little short in brain power. Strylian however is smarter than any three Amazons put together. 
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