5354 Sharpening My Steel Privately

[uncledarkseid]

SO-BL
you  are in possession of a key I am interested in.  I offer a successful bounty spell in a region of your choice and 30,000 food for it.  thanks for considering.

high elf Lord I am sorry to hear of the death of your Duke.  If I am able to pull his carcass from the pile of debris at your once mighty village, I will treat him as I treat my sheep.

NE- SO

Necrophilia is the exclusive domain and sacred right of the Necromancer.  Any abuse of the dead by others would normally be considered an act of war .. but right now I am rather busy being used as a mop for the floors of a Zanthian palace....so I will let it slide.  But, consider yourself warned.

HabeusCorpus

we kill and eat our sheep.  get your mind out of the gutter.

[Acererak]

(PI)

PI- BL: Thoughts on continuing to pick at each other? I’m good to cease fire or keep fighting and filling my dungeons, up to you.

Is it possible we're on the same side?? Do you have food? I have a BL problem as well that I need to work through. I'd be willing to reduce the 24k gold you owe me down to 24 gold. That's a savings of 23,976 gold! Think of the neon and sequins that would purchase!!

(PI) Ha. Well, perhaps. The Bl decided to kill two of my emissaries for no reason (except Greed and being slow) so now I have four of his in my dungeons and more of his popcenters under my control.

I do have 100k excess food, was thinking about a legendary castle but do you have an artifact to trade for it?

I do, but would need to trade for the food this turn and the artifact next. It's a good one!

(PI) What is the artifact?

[The Painted Man]

(PI)

PI- BL: Thoughts on continuing to pick at each other? I’m good to cease fire or keep fighting and filling my dungeons, up to you.

Is it possible we're on the same side?? Do you have food? I have a BL problem as well that I need to work through. I'd be willing to reduce the 24k gold you owe me down to 24 gold. That's a savings of 23,976 gold! Think of the neon and sequins that would purchase!!

(PI) Ha. Well, perhaps. The Bl decided to kill two of my emissaries for no reason (except Greed and being slow) so now I have four of his in my dungeons and more of his popcenters under my control.

I do have 100k excess food, was thinking about a legendary castle but do you have an artifact to trade for it?

I do, but would need to trade for the food this turn and the artifact next. It's a good one!

(PI) What is the artifact?

It's either Spandex of Fury or the Ruler Eliminator.

[HabeusCorpus]

Is it possible we're on the same side?? Do you have food? I have a BL problem as well that I need to work through. I'd be willing to reduce the 24k gold you owe me down to 24 gold. That's a savings of 23,976 gold! Think of the neon and sequins that would purchase!!

(PI) Ha. Well, perhaps. The Bl decided to kill two of my emissaries for no reason (except Greed and being slow) so now I have four of his in my dungeons and more of his popcenters under my control.

I do have 100k excess food, was thinking about a legendary castle but do you have an artifact to trade for it?

I do, but would need to trade for the food this turn and the artifact next. It's a good one!

(PI) What is the artifact?

It's either Spandex of Fury or the Ruler Eliminator.

NE

Oh how exciting! That would be a great fit for the "GoldGut Contract".

[The Painted Man]

(PI) Ha. Well, perhaps. The Bl decided to kill two of my emissaries for no reason (except Greed and being slow) so now I have four of his in my dungeons and more of his popcenters under my control.

I do have 100k excess food, was thinking about a legendary castle but do you have an artifact to trade for it?

I do, but would need to trade for the food this turn and the artifact next. It's a good one!

(PI) What is the artifact?

It's either Spandex of Fury or the Ruler Eliminator.

NE

Oh how exciting! That would be a great fit for the "GoldGut Contract".

I'm not sure what size GoldGut is, but the beauty of spandex is it fits everyone willing to put in the effort.

[The Painted Man]

Sparklepants to Pirate,

Up for that trade this turn? Here's my proposal.
This turn: I give you 10k gold for 75k food.
Next turn: You give back 10k gold (minimum) for the Ruler Eliminator.

Please do let me know. Super excited.

[HabeusCorpus]

NE-ALL

I have 60K food to sell if anyone is interested. My "army" has seemed to have lost their appetite.

HabeusCorpus

[The Painted Man]

NE-ALL

I have 60K food to sell if anyone is interested.  My "army" has seemed to have lost their appetite.

HabeusCorpus

I'm interested as PI has been unresponsive. Would be willing to offer the same terms regarding the artifact, or 30k gold if you prefer cold hard coinage.

Let me know!

[HabeusCorpus]

NE-ALL

I have 60K food to sell if anyone is interested.  My "army" has seemed to have lost their appetite.

HabeusCorpus

I'm interested as PI has been unresponsive. Would be willing to offer the same terms regarding the artifact, or 30k gold if you prefer cold hard coinage.

Let me know!

NE-IL

60K food for 30K gold.  Done.  Orders locked.

P.S.  I have always been a closet Bedazzler fan deep down.  Good to see you are still alive and kicking.

HabeusCorpus

[The Painted Man]

NE-IL

60K food for 30K gold.  Done.  Orders locked.

P.S.  I have always been a closet Bedazzler fan deep down.  Good to see you are still alive and kicking.

HabeusCorpus

Orders matched on my side.

Still alive, still kicking, and wondering why on earth BL insists on a siege. Has he no pride? He certainly has less morale and more attrition now, that's for sure.