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**Senior Tactician** · 05-19-2021, 10:29 PM

(05-19-2021, 09:16 PM)Pine Needle Wrote: DE-IL
Very funny. I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.

Very kind, but your easy dismissal of the AM was also worthy of note, well done. I suspect we both have smaller fish to fry.

**The Painted Man** · 05-19-2021, 10:32 PM

(05-19-2021, 10:29 PM)Senior Tactician Wrote:
(05-19-2021, 09:16 PM)Pine Needle Wrote: DE-IL
Very funny. I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.
Very kind, but your easy dismissal of the AM was also worthy of note, well done. I suspect we both have smaller fish to fry.

I love fish!! Is it DE's turn to buy?!

**Senior Tactician** · 05-19-2021, 10:41 PM

Speaking of smaller fish... you don't get much smaller than them there halflings.

**The Painted Man** · 05-19-2021, 10:45 PM

(05-19-2021, 09:28 PM)Keeope Wrote: PI -- HA

Would you have any food stores to trade for this turn? Perhaps 100k ?

Oh. My. God. A REAL PIRATE!!! Is it true you guys will put a peg on anything? Like ANYthing anything?! That's what my cousin says. She said she dated a pirate once and... well, that's really her story to tell. But it was awesome and disgusting and intriguing and made me hungry all at the same time.

Where were we? Oh, food. I love food! I love food almost as much as I love good deals! So you can imagine just how much I love good deals about food. It's a lot of love. Supersized love. Speaking of supersizing... did you know the pirate that my cousin dated? I'm sure there aren't many of you guys that go for chicks with hairy feet. Anyways, she said that prior to "the incident"... nevermind. Focus. Food.

A couple of really really really really really awesome ideas on this one. First, how much food for Python Cove? That's option one. We really should just call it option awesome, or option perfect. Option almostperfect would be a town by the water. I had one, once, but the druid didn't like me and took it. Something about him wanting to be a doody head. LORD doody head. Option lastgoodoption would just be gold. It's boring, but it does make the world go round. 50k would get us there if you also agreed to write a sonnet about the druid. We could call it Mr. Druidy Head.

Whaddya think?! All great ideas?!! Yes.

**Keeope** · 05-20-2021, 11:28 AM

(05-19-2021, 10:45 PM)The Painted Man Wrote:
(05-19-2021, 09:28 PM)Keeope Wrote: PI -- HA

Would you have any food stores to trade for this turn? Perhaps 100k ?

Oh. My. God. A REAL PIRATE!!! Is it true you guys will put a peg on anything? Like ANYthing anything?! That's what my cousin says. She said she dated a pirate once and... well, that's really her story to tell. But it was awesome and disgusting and intriguing and made me hungry all at the same time.

Where were we? Oh, food. I love food! I love food almost as much as I love good deals! So you can imagine just how much I love good deals about food. It's a lot of love. Supersized love. Speaking of supersizing... did you know the pirate that my cousin dated? I'm sure there aren't many of you guys that go for chicks with hairy feet. Anyways, she said that prior to "the incident"... nevermind. Focus. Food.

A couple of really really really really really awesome ideas on this one. First, how much food for Python Cove? That's option one. We really should just call it option awesome, or option perfect. Option almostperfect would be a town by the water. I had one, once, but the druid didn't like me and took it. Something about him wanting to be a doody head. LORD doody head. Option lastgoodoption would just be gold. It's boring, but it does make the world go round. 50k would get us there if you also agreed to write a sonnet about the druid. We could call it Mr. Druidy Head.

Whaddya think?! All great ideas?!! Yes.

Agreed! I'll begin the druid sonnet as soon as I score some rum!

**The Painted Man** · 05-20-2021, 01:33 PM

(05-20-2021, 11:28 AM)Keeope Wrote:
(05-19-2021, 10:45 PM)The Painted Man Wrote:
(05-19-2021, 09:28 PM)Keeope Wrote: PI -- HA

Would you have any food stores to trade for this turn? Perhaps 100k ?

Oh. My. God. A REAL PIRATE!!! Is it true you guys will put a peg on anything? Like ANYthing anything?! That's what my cousin says. She said she dated a pirate once and... well, that's really her story to tell. But it was awesome and disgusting and intriguing and made me hungry all at the same time.

Where were we? Oh, food. I love food! I love food almost as much as I love good deals! So you can imagine just how much I love good deals about food. It's a lot of love. Supersized love. Speaking of supersizing... did you know the pirate that my cousin dated? I'm sure there aren't many of you guys that go for chicks with hairy feet. Anyways, she said that prior to "the incident"... nevermind. Focus. Food.

A couple of really really really really really awesome ideas on this one. First, how much food for Python Cove? That's option one. We really should just call it option awesome, or option perfect. Option almostperfect would be a town by the water. I had one, once, but the druid didn't like me and took it. Something about him wanting to be a doody head. LORD doody head. Option lastgoodoption would just be gold. It's boring, but it does make the world go round. 50k would get us there if you also agreed to write a sonnet about the druid. We could call it Mr. Druidy Head.

Whaddya think?! All great ideas?!! Yes.

Agreed! I'll begin the druid sonnet as soon as I score some rum!

Awwww, you're picking option lastgoodoption? By the dubs, the sonnet is a very serious condition! I hope hope hope hope you're not planning to just ignore it! Food on its way.

**Lord Garth** · 05-20-2021, 08:41 PM

DU - HA

If you see this, please, call your cousin. She's been spiraling after Petey Peg-Pox dumped her after the Centaur Incident. And yes, everybody knows about the Centaur incident. Ev-ry-bo-dy.

She's shacking up with Norman NoThumbs the Gnome so you can find her there. What's her thing with amputees anyway? But reach out to her quickly. Robby the Cobbler's nephew and his freinds are telling everyone they saw her the other day heading to a Goblin party wearing just a chemise. Goblins. ::: shakes head ::

**The Painted Man** · 05-20-2021, 08:55 PM

(05-20-2021, 08:41 PM)Lord Garth Wrote: DU - HA

If you see this, please, call your cousin. She's been spiraling after Petey Peg-Pox dumped her after the Centaur Incident. And yes, everybody knows about the Centaur incident. Ev-ry-bo-dy.

She's shacking up with Norman NoThumbs the Gnome so you can find her there. What's her thing with amputees anyway? But reach out to her quickly. Robby the Cobbler's nephew and his freinds are telling everyone they saw her the other day heading to a Goblin party wearing just a chemise. Goblins. ::: shakes head ::

Druidy Head,

I called her. She said you're just upset because it's YOUR chemise, and that it looks much better on her. She did say that you had the level of foot hair that really gets her tummy grumblin. I think that's a good thing. I mean, I'm normally upset when my tummy grumbles but when she said it her voice didn't sound the way an upset person's voice sounds. But then she ran off with your chemise to go hang with goblins, so I also understand your level of upset.

She said something about you having old man toenail, too. Apparently that offset the foot hair thing.

Whaddya say we just forget the whole thing. She keeps the chemise, you keep your grouchiness about your toenails and loss of chemise, and you send me lots of food to keep me quiet and never mention this again. I believe you have my address.

**Pine Needle** · 05-20-2021, 09:13 PM

(05-19-2021, 10:29 PM)Senior Tactician Wrote:
(05-19-2021, 09:16 PM)Pine Needle Wrote: DE-IL
Very funny. I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.
Very kind, but your easy dismissal of the AM was also worthy of note, well done. I suspect we both have smaller fish to fry.

Care to return anyone for $? Dead bodies, not accepted.

**Lord Garth** · 05-20-2021, 09:39 PM

(05-20-2021, 08:55 PM)The Painted Man Wrote:
(05-20-2021, 08:41 PM)Lord Garth Wrote: DU - HA

If you see this, please, call your cousin. She's been spiraling after Petey Peg-Pox dumped her after the Centaur Incident. And yes, everybody knows about the Centaur incident. Ev-ry-bo-dy.

She's shacking up with Norman NoThumbs the Gnome so you can find her there. What's her thing with amputees anyway? But reach out to her quickly. Robby the Cobbler's nephew and his freinds are telling everyone they saw her the other day heading to a Goblin party wearing just a chemise. Goblins. ::: shakes head ::

Druidy Head,

I called her. She said you're just upset because it's YOUR chemise, and that it looks much better on her. She did say that you had the level of foot hair that really gets her tummy grumblin. I think that's a good thing. I mean, I'm normally upset when my tummy grumbles but when she said it her voice didn't sound the way an upset person's voice sounds. But then she ran off with your chemise to go hang with goblins, so I also understand your level of upset.

She said something about you having old man toenail, too. Apparently that offset the foot hair thing.

Whaddya say we just forget the whole thing. She keeps the chemise, you keep your grouchiness about your toenails and loss of chemise, and you send me lots of food to keep me quiet and never mention this again. I believe you have my address.

Mr Halfling,

The only thing I’m upset about is that you would lash out at me simply because I asked you to check on your cousin . You’re aware she is huffing ground Ent bark daily aren’t you ? She is so drugged up she doesn’t know who’s chemise she is wearing but I assure you it isn’t mine. Respectfully I would not be found with your ‘well worn’ cousin other than in her own drug addled dreams .

I had hoped that she would find the help and support she needed from her family but when it comes to class I am reminded that apples don’t fall far from their trees .